uh, so I jizzed while making a hard dump

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Why did I jizz while passing a hard hard loaf?

I am gay now
33
19%
Prostate cancer
9
5%
The butthole is connected to the cum-hole
43
25%
Hard dumps really turn me on without even knowing it
21
12%
I've mutated, now have the power to jizz on command
14
8%
:ahuh:
44
25%
Lamalam
11
6%
 
Total votes : 175

Postby tricky » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:43 pm

This thread has made me glad I checked the board today
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:52 pm

rabbit wrote:Preacher drinks jack and eats pussy. That's Good stuff.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:52 pm

rabbit wrote:Preacher drinks jack and eats pussy. That's Good stuff.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:53 pm

give your body the deep penis and exalt
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Postby grammatron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:53 pm

tricky wrote:This thread has made me glad I checked the board today

You just gonna say this in one thread a day now or what?
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:59 pm

Which one of you sociopaths voted lamalam?!?!
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Postby white mage » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:01 pm

mcwop23 wrote:this is the thread we needed after the abortion that was this weekends boarding


i thought the exact same thing. i was srsly thinkin about quitting
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Postby Science » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:06 pm

That poll is all about why. I wanna know how.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:08 pm

i didnt do any bad boarding this weekend and anyone who did can take a short walk off a long dock, perpendicular to the orientation of the dock
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:09 pm

Like how as in "how could this happen?"
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Postby tricky » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:12 pm

grammatron wrote:
tricky wrote:This thread has made me glad I checked the board today

You just gonna say this in one thread a day now or what?


:ahuh: ~
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:13 pm

Hey tricky
loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

"I bought a new garden hose mk 2"
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:15 pm

Can we get Mediocre Bob Dole Gimmick in here to reassure me that it is okay for my health to make a doodie and squirt a loogie?
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:15 pm

When you're sitting in the loo
And your dick begins to spew...

Crap'nJizzing
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Postby tricky » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:16 pm

hi pickle!
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 pm

When you're spackling the porcelain
And you feel a rush of endorphin...

Crap'nJizzing
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Postby arushofwings » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 pm

interested in dick angle, seems odd that mid-dump you could hit your jeans. please comment
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:17 pm

When you're relaxed on the commode
And you start to blow a load...

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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:19 pm

arushofwings wrote:interested in dick angle, seems odd that mid-dump you could hit your jeans. please comment


well as I mentioned in a post above I was flaccid. that is why the jizz took me by surprise. so my ass is on the toilet, my huge balls are practically dangling in the water, and my dick tip is kind of near the top of the toilet seat. then, when the spurt came, it cleared the top of the toilet seat, but in a downward trajectory and onto my jeans which were bunched around my ankles.

capisce?
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:20 pm

When you're sitting on the throne
and some goo squirts out your bone...

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Postby arushofwings » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:21 pm

entiendo
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:23 pm

When you're in the watercloset
And your dick becomes a faucet...

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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:23 pm

black drum wrote:When you're sitting on the throne
and some goo squirts out your bone...

Crap'nJizzing


wasn't a bone, though

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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:24 pm

I don't think a penis has to be hard in order to be a bone.
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Postby Science » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:24 pm

black drum wrote:Like how as in "how could this happen?"


As in, "how can I learn to do this?"
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Postby ZONKER » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:24 pm

Fuuuuuck you black drum, now I'm gonna be singing the Crap'n'Jizzin song in my head all day.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:25 pm

i ate so much garlic last night that the poop im doing right now doesnt even smell like poop, just garlic
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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:25 pm

black drum wrote:I don't think a penis has to be hard in order to be a bone.


SOUND OFF, HPN
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Postby ZONKER » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:26 pm

Also Crap'n'Jazz is fucking great
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:40 pm

Jeff I am tellin' you man a peen doesn't need to be erect to qualify for "bone" status.

Check this out: "I walked over to Jeff Costello's mother's mouth, unbuttoned my 501s, whipped out my bone, and commenced to micturate all over her vile face."

See? I used bone to refer to my penis and because I was urinating it was necessarily understood by the reader to not be hard.

Whether or not a bone is hard relies upon context.
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