uh, so I jizzed while making a hard dump

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Why did I jizz while passing a hard hard loaf?

I am gay now
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19%
Prostate cancer
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The butthole is connected to the cum-hole
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Hard dumps really turn me on without even knowing it
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I've mutated, now have the power to jizz on command
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8%
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:43 pm

I think it probably has to be erect (in general) when used as a verb though, no?
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:44 pm

Yeah for sure, as in "Hey guys, let's all take turns boning Jef Costello's vile mother." But if we were to say "Hey guys, let's all show Jef's mother our bones" it wouldn't be certain that our penises were erect.
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:46 pm

I've never attempted "to bone" using a flaccid penis but I can't imagine it works out too well

I mean I suppose I've kept going after I finished for a little while but we're still talking pretty erect
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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:48 pm

nakedlunch wrote:I think it probably has to be erect (in general) when used as a verb though, no?


alright now we're getting somewhere
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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:48 pm

sometimes you just have to coax a soft cow into a moist barn
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:48 pm

Please don't talk about Anna that way
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:49 pm

Woah Ted how did you know I referred to my dickpenis as Anna?

You been reading my motherfucking journal?
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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:50 pm

BlackSugar wrote:sometimes you just have to coax a soft cow into a moist barn


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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:53 pm

yeah walter knows I'm right
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:53 pm

black drum wrote:Woah Ted how did you know I referred to my dickpenis as Anna?

You been reading my motherfucking journal?


It's my Mother Fucking Journal, a journal wherein I record my thoughts and feelings about fucking different people's mothers, such as the mother of Jef Costello.
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:53 pm

the prostate thing grammatron pointed out sounds medically sound but I'm still confused by the use of "making" instead of "taking" in the thread title
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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:54 pm

I interpreted it as akin to "santa's makin presents"
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:55 pm

Let me clarify it for you so you aren't confused: I didn't "take" the dump anywhere, in fact I left it in the toilet. I left it there after I "made" it using my gutty works and b-hole. Thus, I made a dump.
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:56 pm

Taking a dump somewhere with you sounds very unhygienic and I wouldn't recommend that anybody actually touch their feces or anyone else's for that matter.
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:56 pm

well yeah and even to clarify I'm not even talking about just your jizz dump I'm talking about dumps in general now and why we use take instead of make
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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:57 pm

when you're constantly knuckle deep in little boy asshole, you're bound to get a little mud on the flaps
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Postby nakedlunch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:57 pm

do you think it was something internal or the sensation of a huge hard thing exiting your butthole?

and can that even be construed as gay? because it's still consistent with homophobic straight dudes policy of exit only
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:59 pm

Yes I agree with you NL, and long ago I stopped saying take and started saying make. If I am announcing that I require toilet facilities to friends I will say "I need to make a fecal deposit" or "I must hasten to make brown." It adds a little class to our repartee.
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:00 pm

I'm not sure I see how that statement is relevant BlackSugar
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Postby white mage » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:00 pm

nakedlunch wrote:well yeah and even to clarify I'm not even talking about just your jizz dump I'm talking about dumps in general now and why we use take instead of make




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Postby BlackSugar » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:01 pm

nakedlunch wrote:well yeah and even to clarify I'm not even talking about just your jizz dump I'm talking about dumps in general now and why we use take instead of make


interestingly enough, this phenomena dates back to the yesteryear of october 1931. not realizing he was about to invent a new lexicon, ansel adams stood atop a mountain and felt a rumble in his jungle. he turned to his wife, elvira, and said
"shall I first take a picture or a happenstance b.m.?"
"ooh ansy, why not both?" she twittered
"don't let's talk another word" he whispered
"ok"
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:01 pm

nakedlunch wrote:do you think it was something internal or the sensation of a huge hard thing exiting your butthole?

and can that even be construed as gay? because it's still consistent with homophobic straight dudes policy of exit only


It was internal.

I think Grandmatron's explanation is valid.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:06 pm

BlackSugar wrote:maybe you should start wearing a diaper while you poo




blacksugar, i'll be making all diaper related suggestions/decisions thank you very much
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Postby Pokemon Mastah » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:07 pm

yeah this happened to me once a couple of years ago. kinda reassuring to know i'm not the only one :?

hasn't happened since
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Postby Hieronymus Kush » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:07 pm

impressive

i'm more of a "fart while jizzing and run into the bathroom before she smells it" kinda guy
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:08 pm

Hieronymus Kush wrote:i'm more of a "fart while jizzing and run into the bathroom before she smells it" kinda guy



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:08 pm

how on earth do you fart and jizz at the same time?
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Postby grammatron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:34 pm

I think I'm w/ jeff on this one. A soft donger is not a bone.
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Postby sleigh » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:51 pm

hey i loaded up incognito mode to research this question, found a lot of discussion on health forums. the vast majority of it was guys describing their symptoms and commiserating rather than like health care professionals explaining anything, but it seemed like a one thing that had worked for a lot of these guys was firing glen
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