uh, so I jizzed while making a hard dump

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Why did I jizz while passing a hard hard loaf?

I am gay now
33
19%
Prostate cancer
9
5%
The butthole is connected to the cum-hole
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25%
Hard dumps really turn me on without even knowing it
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12%
I've mutated, now have the power to jizz on command
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8%
:ahuh:
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25%
Lamalam
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Postby grammatron » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:16 pm

That motherfucker glen hasn't been fired yet!?
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Postby shark week » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:19 pm

hard dumps really turn me on but the truth is i know it
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Postby king ding-a-ling » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:22 pm

i've had this issue for awhile now, seems like 1/3 of the time I drop a deuce something extra comes out. am i going to die?
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Postby Infinity Lunker » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:27 pm

absolutely
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:02 pm

One thing I forgot to mention in my original post is that the jizz was blood red.
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Postby pablito » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:04 pm

a lot of the time i see what looks like cum in the toilet but ive always assumed it was a poop component, and never considered that it might actually be my cum.
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Postby papabones » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:04 pm

This happened to me a bunch a couple years ago when I was in a routine of taking big dumps. I actually went to the Dr. and asked him about it because I was afraid I had prostate problems or something else, and he seemed freaked out. "Semen is coming out of your butt?" "No, my dick." "Ah, ok, how about I just check your breathing and throat here and you can be on your way."
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:04 pm

Almost as though there was blood in it.
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Postby bunejug » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:05 pm

sometimes pooping feels so good
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:05 pm

papabones wrote:This happened to me a bunch a couple years ago when I was in a routine of taking big dumps. I actually went to the Dr. and asked him about it because I was afraid I had prostate problems or something else, and he seemed freaked out. "Semen is coming out of your butt?" "No, my dick." "Ah, ok, how about I just check your breathing and throat here and you can be on your way."


Why, is that a medical problem if semen comes out of your butt???
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:06 pm

Somebody call an ambulance!!!
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Postby scurrydog » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:12 pm

sounds like you're a one dump chump.
somewhere there's a fake me out there.
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Postby scurrydog » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:12 pm

did somebody already make that joke?
somewhere there's a fake me out there.
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:18 pm

no, but that joke really stinks hahahahaa!
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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:10 pm

grammatron wrote:I think I'm w/ jeff on this one. A soft donger is not a bone.


exactly ain't NO WAY i'm calling my big fat flaccid DICK a BONE unless it's at least half erect
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Postby Mr. Science » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:15 pm

Hey blackdrum, I had an idea: next time you get your wife pregnant you should try and use this method.

It will be a funny conception story and maybe you can make an antichrist.
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Postby south pacific » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:15 pm

Did anyone say, "Here cums a disappointing penis" yet?


Alrighty then
went to the theatre for the tickle contest
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:18 pm

Mr. Science wrote:maybe you can make an antichrist.


already done, she's adorable thanks
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:23 pm

poopin'
and cummin'
up bushels of fun
now the jizzlehop has begun
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Postby Dalen » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:24 pm

From Yahoo Answers

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I would guess you have some kind of infection. I would go see a doctor. My husband says that it is not normal. Good luck with that.
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:25 pm

do you really say 'making' instead of 'taking'

are you a job creator

(are you...hiring?)
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 pm

after all, you aren't really TAKING it anywhere now are you
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 pm

they should call it LEAVING a dump
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 pm

pretty sure that was Beavis as Andy Rooney
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Postby pink snake » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:37 pm

this thread is a lie and it's dumb.
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:37 pm

Aeris Hilton wrote:is "dropping the kids off at the pool" the worst phrase in english history


there are disgusting racist versions of that so it's not the worst worst but it's just bad by association and overall dumb/gross

"taking the Browns to the Super Bowl" is the preferred, it's good clean humour that *everyone* can enjoy, and always a relevant callback to current events!
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:38 pm

Aeris Hilton wrote:is "dropping the kids off at the pool" the worst phrase in english history



"you think your shit dont stink?"
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Postby DasLofGang » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:38 pm

aeris why can't you embrace that poop, farts, jizz, and deep sea creatures filling in for eddie vedder on vox are all just plain hysterical
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Postby black drum » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:43 pm

pink snake wrote:this thread is a lie and it's dumb.


I swear on my life this thread is not a lie.
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Postby gandhi » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:56 pm

yeah it can't be a lie
when I saw it I felt so relieved
I thought I was the only one, but now I am going to celebrate, for life is short but sweet for certain.
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