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Postby someguy » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:51 pm

UPDATE: The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story premieres Jan 17 2018


FX has set Cuba Gooding Jr. and Sarah Paulson for lead roles in American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson, the first installment of Ryan Murphy’s new anthology miniseries, an offshoot of his hit American Horror Story FX franchise.

Based on the book The Run of His Life: The People v. O.J. Simpson, ACS: The People v. O.J. Simpson is a look at the O.J. Simpson trial told from the perspective of the lawyers that explores the chaotic behind-the-scenes dealings and maneuvering on both sides of the court, and how a combination of prosecution confidence, defense wiliness, and the LAPD’s history with the city’s African-American community gave a jury what it needed: reasonable doubt.

Oscar winner Gooding Jr. will play football star-turned-murder defendant Simpson and Paulson will portray the case’s prosecutor Marcia Clark. The first two hours will be written by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski (The People vs. Larry Flynt), with Murphy set to direct.


http://deadline.com/2014/12/cuba-gooding-jr-oj-simpson-sarah-paulson-marcia-clark-american-crime-story-fx-1201317622/

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Postby OKterrific » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:56 pm

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Postby fuckles » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:58 pm

hm
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Postby fester » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:58 pm

really excited to see how they shoehorn a stevie nicks music video into this
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Postby mouthful of sores » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:22 pm

imagine the white bronco chase to "sara"
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Postby mustlovedongs » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:23 pm

i bet Kaeto Kaelin would be up for playing himself
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Postby fuckles » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:24 pm

mouthful of sores wrote:imagine the white bronco chase to "sara"

i'd imagine that's gonna be the open titles

how much legal trouble could they get into if they depict o.j. doing the murder?
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Postby fuckles » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:26 pm

just imagining the rambling homeland-esque titles with courtroom footage interlaced with news reports & footage of the chase.... sax solo interrupted by "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit"... stock footage of police sirens and a bloody sidewalk
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Postby mellowgold » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:05 pm

also this:

http://deadline.com/2014/12/emma-robert ... 201315464/

im prob going to end up watching both shows who cares
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:09 pm

Ryan Murphy sucks.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:09 pm

Gonna rewatch June 17th 1994 tonight.
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Postby fester » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:37 am

what if the whole word punched ryan murphy in the face at the same time
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Postby r m » Wed May 27, 2015 9:13 am

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Cuba Gooding Jr. IS O.J. Simpson

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John Travolta IS Robert Shapiro

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Courtney B. Vance IS Johnnie Cochran

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Sarah Paulson IS Marcia Clark

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David Schwimmer IS Robert Kardashian

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Billy Magnussen IS Kato Kaelin
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed May 27, 2015 9:16 am

Such beautiful hair on Magnussen.
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Postby Mr. Science » Wed May 27, 2015 9:17 am

John Travolta IS terrifying
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Postby grammatron » Wed May 27, 2015 9:17 am

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John Travolta IS Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Postby Tuba Gooding Jr » Wed May 27, 2015 9:39 am

This movie is an outrage!
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Postby . » Wed May 27, 2015 9:44 am

OKterrific wrote:Image
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Postby CudNylon » Wed May 27, 2015 10:04 am

loving the character design, especially next to cuba being essentially cuba.

schwimmer is closing in on cronenberg.
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Postby Peter Criss » Wed May 27, 2015 10:11 am

Selma Blair as Kris Kardashian!

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Postby mellowgold » Wed May 27, 2015 10:24 am

hell. yes.
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Postby emotional fascism » Wed May 27, 2015 10:25 am

Schwimmer's hair got a literal lol there
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Postby grammatron » Wed May 27, 2015 10:55 am

I love that even though Travolta is easily as bald as Shapiro was, they still gave him more hair for the part.
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Postby adamtrask » Wed May 27, 2015 10:58 am

holy shit @ schwimmer's hair
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Postby CoolRanch » Wed May 27, 2015 11:13 am

everything about this looks perfect
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Postby r m » Wed May 27, 2015 11:36 am

Peter Criss wrote:Selma Blair as Kris Kardashian!


God, the hits just keep on coming...

Connie Britton IS Faye Resnick!

Malcolm-Jamal Warner IS Al Cowlings!

Evan Handler IS Alan Dershowitz!

Bruce Greenwood IS strawberry switchblade Garcetti!

Cheryl Ladd IS Robert Shapiro's wife!

Jordana Brewster IS Nicole Brown Simpson's sister!
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Postby average deceiver » Wed May 27, 2015 11:43 am

John Travolta IS av worthy
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Postby brent » Wed May 27, 2015 12:02 pm

lol holy fuck those pics
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Wed May 27, 2015 12:06 pm

Now is the time to sell your "Guilty/Not Guilty" slammers, gang.
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