The loop waterslide is BACK at Action Park!

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:49 pm

Just gotta know which rides are most likely to turn you into ground chuck or make choppy with your head.

That said, if I can't die peacefully, I wouldn't mind either of those things happening to me.
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Postby bluemovers » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:50 pm

Amblin wrote:im guessing the conveyer belt acted as a meat grinder


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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Oct 25, 2016 12:54 pm

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Postby coop » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:50 pm

so there's footage of this? :(

POLICE have confirmed the devastating theme park accident that killed four people at Dreamworld on the Gold Coast was caught on CCTV, as investigations into the tragedy continue.

Working throughout the night, police have been combing the CCTV footage for clues as to what led the Thunder River Rapids ride to “malfunction” and cause the horror crash at about 2:20pm Queensland time on Tuesday.

Queensland Police Inspector Tod Reid said the “complex retrieval” of the bodies will take several hours and involve heavy equipment.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue Oct 25, 2016 1:59 pm

'complex retrieval'
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:03 pm

that thunder river rapids is one hell of a drongo
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Postby antoine » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:17 pm

Horror crash
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Postby sniffer » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:32 pm

I've never felt comfortable being at the mercy of these big machines, especially the ones with exposed working parts
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Postby sniffer » Tue Oct 25, 2016 11:34 pm

Like it's one thing I guess to fall to your death, but these people fell right into the machine
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Postby Paul » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:00 am

please do not post the footage
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:02 am

Paul E. Pasta wrote:please do not post the footage

Why not
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Postby Paul » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:26 am

antoine wrote:
Paul E. Pasta wrote:please do not post the footage

Why not


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Postby kid8 » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:33 am

How fucking horrifying. You know I've been thinking about dying a lot lately and now I'm not so sure about it.
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:38 am

Paul E. Pasta wrote:please do not post the footage


It would be a guaranteed success in the "Fun with the suggested video portal" thread.
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Postby internethandle » Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:22 am

pana wrote:
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:18 am

You ever wonder what megyn Kelly's skull looks like
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:28 am

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby easy » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:58 pm

can we get a ruling on whether or not this is an official entry in the dirtyverse canon
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:59 pm

easy wrote:can we get a ruling on whether or not this is an official entry in the dirtyverse canon


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Postby hiddenicon » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:05 pm

Jackass with a plot and minimal old man costumes?

sure. why not?
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Postby goofjan » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:06 pm

easy wrote:can we get a ruling on whether or not this is an official entry in the dirtyverse canon

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby terminus » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:06 pm

oh man, pontius
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:11 pm

totally forgot about this
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Postby RIXX » Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:55 pm

i was waiting for a loop waterslide reveal that whole trailer. i'm disappointed
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:00 pm

RIXX wrote:i was waiting for a loop waterslide reveal that whole trailer. i'm disappointed

Can't spoil it in the first trailer.
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Postby Tar Pit » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:13 pm

Looks sick as hell. Stoked.
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Postby transitive » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:47 pm

Will definitely drink beers and watch this.
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:55 pm

oh man this looks really fun
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Postby VHGisdead » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:30 pm

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Lake wrote:here's that story, it was actually "shins" and not "knees"

This is graphic but true....I think I was there twice but I blocked most of the second time out because it was way too scary for me. The first time I was there, I remember going down the alpine slide behind my friend Sara Bridge and looking to the side and seeing blood along the sides of the concrete for about 3/4 of a mile. Then for the next week I helped her pour peroxide on her shins and it would sizzle and she would scream. Her shins were her best feature ... before Action Park.


This is is going to stay with me for eternity. Thank you.


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