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Postby iambic » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:07 pm

I can't wait to watch this on my big tv!
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Postby all day breakfast » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:13 pm

good film
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Postby palmer eldritch » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:21 pm

delgriffith wrote:Did you like Batista?


yeah
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:31 pm

Cool. Me too.
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Postby iambic » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:32 pm

great film really don't you think, delgriffith
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:34 pm

No but I liked Batista.
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:34 pm

And "I'm the best one!"
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Postby easy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:35 pm

tonight's the night I wwrite my review of this epic motion picture
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Postby easy » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:36 pm

btw del the post was a fucking trash pile
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:36 pm

Oh hell yeah.
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Postby iambic » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:41 pm

can you at least admit this is a sight better than "The Last Jedi"
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:43 pm

Oh yes.
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Postby spix et chicho » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:52 pm

2017 was a good year for franchised sequels that subvert and weaponize nostalgia and fan service!
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Postby inspectorhound » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:01 pm

both directors' best film
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Postby delgriffith » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:04 pm

Give Dave Bautista his own film.
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Postby largecrow » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:05 pm

spix et chicho wrote:2017 was a good year for franchised sequels that subvert and weaponize nostalgia and fan service!

Star Wars, Blade Runner, Twin Peaks, and of course My Little Pony the: Movie
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Postby spix et chicho » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:14 pm

from my perspective Alien: Covenant was a true Piss-quality (brown piss) Film but maybe it counts among those, should I reconsider
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Postby Brain Stew » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:26 pm

It's amazing that Gosling and Bautista we're good in this thing. That almost never happens.

Robin Wright, Harrison Ford and Jared Leto committed war crimes in this movie.
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Postby kirito » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:10 am

what's the worst line in this

"tell either side there's no wall and you bought a war. or a slaughter" or deckard piece of cheese
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:39 am

Rogue One was bad but I can't imagine Last Jedi movie is worse than this. I liked Force Awakens.

Also, there doesn't need to be another one of these.
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Postby OKterrific » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:50 am

really liked this and I'm not a huge nerd for the original
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Postby Zardoz » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:09 am

Tom Hanks shoulda been the Leto character as originally cast
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Postby mites » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:21 am

iambic wrote:can you at least admit this is a sight better than "The Last Jedi"

You sight more boobs, that’s for sure!!!
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:32 am

saranclaps wrote:Rogue One was bad but I can't imagine Last Jedi movie is worse than this..


it was, though!
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Postby G_S » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:50 am

this is my most anticipated 4k UHD release yet!!!
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:34 pm

ok here's what I think of this movie

it was ok. I was engaged the whole time and it didn't feel long for its run time. it's better than The Arrival.

I kept thinking, it's really weird that this movie exists at all. why did they greenlight a kind of dull and talky expensive sequel to a movie with a limited following. the end product is better than it has any right to be in the current studio filmmaking environment even though it's ultimately limited in what it can accomplish because they had to rope Deckard into it. the way they did bring him in was executed about as well as it could be, I suppose. I agree that the movie ending on a shot of Deckard kind of blunts this being the story of K though the whole thing has a bit of a Children of Men vibe down to the multiple factions fighting over a child that will control the fate of the planet and the manner in which the protagonists sacrificing themselves.

one thing I liked about the movie is Joi, as the first element in the movie where I thought "you know they really didn't need to have this and a lot of modern science fiction movies would have cut this all to streamline the plot and action so it's cool that they're spending time in this manner." she's the most PKD element in either blade runner film, and provides a surprising amount of philosophical depth, especially given the hologram scene near the end. Gosling was excellent. the baseline test was awesome. everything about Las Vegas was pretty cool. the glitch hologram scene was probably the peak of the movie for me. I really liked the score, I thought I read some complaints about that in the early returns, but it mixes these chill Vangelis vibes with some really offputting and unpleasant noises that have a really weird effect that I loved. the movie is kind of at its best when it's just foreboding shots of spinners flying in the dark set to dissonant synth stabs. the detective plot was better than I expected.

it gets kind of dumb and shitty in the final stretch though. the kidnapping of Deckard by luv and gosling's rescue by the underground replicant army of arrakis were not great. the final fight between luv and K is fine but whoever said all of the intercut shots of Harrison ford drowning were hilarious (sorry, I powerskimmed the last 30 pages of this thread after I watched it) is correct. that just did not work at all. other than the scene in the elvis glitch club where he punches K a few times and then gives up, Deckard was totally useless to this movie. I enjoyed luv for the most part but the scene where she kills the cop boss doesn't make any sense at all. why did she say she was going to lie about why she killed K's boss? what the fuck does Wallace care at all about that. a lot of people shit on leto but I think he did as well as he could with a dumb garbage character.

so, it didn't suck, but it was far from being a triumph either.
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Postby bongo » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:43 pm

i liked the dude boiling garlic and some of the photography

thats about it
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:47 pm

I disagree with parts of it, but I liked reading your take, Palmer
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Postby bongo » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:47 pm

did you like the garlic dude
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:49 pm

Garlic dude was good
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