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Postby dmitry » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:35 pm

its true the acting in her isnt that good. the acting in 2049 is pretty great, except for harrison ford
seriously can you imagine if this is his last role

edit and jareg leto
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Postby dmitry » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:35 pm

y'all have any cheese lol
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Postby the soccer return believer » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:37 pm

harrison ford blinded jareg leto on purpose because he was so annoyed at having to spend time in his presence
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Postby theta » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:38 pm

bananafish can you add a poll to determine amount of people who thought jared leto was the worst part of this vs. people who think it was harrison ford
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Postby dmitry » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:40 pm

what if jareg leto actually blind himself. imagine the actors studio interview
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:41 pm

Was Wallace (jared leto) not allowed to go outside for some reason
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:43 pm

Maybe hed be less mean if he left the future dojo and went for a walk every once in a while
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Postby figaro » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:52 pm

after seeing this a 2nd time its even more evident just how much fat should have been trimmed

stuff like the replicant resistance group scene was just so dumb
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Postby kirito » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:19 pm

i like that no one can agree if ford is good in this or not
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Postby giant_turtle » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:29 pm

one man acts in a t-shirt
another is blind w/ neck beard
jack off instructions
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Postby giant_turtle » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:29 pm

a Blade Runner haiku
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:32 pm

giant_turtle wrote:one man acts in a t-shirt
another is blind w/ neck beard
jack off instructions

I wanna believe there was a "no beard cutting clause" in leto's contract
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Postby charm school » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:23 pm

i'm dumb can someone explain why gosling being called joe is a thing?Toggle Spoiler
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Postby an otter » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:58 pm

charm school wrote:i'm dumb can someone explain why gosling being called joe is a thing?Toggle Spoiler

because his holo-wife is just a product and the name was a marketing plug. there was a clue to this when the hooker lady says “there’s not all that much there” as a dig to her when she left after the sex scene, and then is confirmed when the giant interactive billboard calls K "Jo[e]", again assuming it's part of a behaviour routine

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Postby charm school » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:58 pm

antoine wrote:Baffling casting on that one. Leto must have a good agent. I didn't think he was terrible, given what he had to work with. Just a poorly conceived character. Really makes you appreciate Rutger Hauer.


was supposed to be david bowie.
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Postby an otter » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:59 pm

and all of that is supposed to tie back to and retroactively hint at K thinking he's special and have independent thoughts through like a third of the movie then SURPRISE he's notToggle Spoiler
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:00 pm

i guess i missed the jack off instructions thing?
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Postby Brain Stew » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:51 pm

Gosling's hologram girlfriend is named Joi. The acronym JOI in porn stands for jerk off instructions. If you don't know what that means, Google it.
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Postby digital friday » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:01 pm

Movie was great. Hit all the notes I wanted and more. Robin wright was pretty bad. Glad to see that that was already covered. The rest was exceptional.

I saw it in 3D in one of those luxury cinemas with recliners. The best. Would recommend not waiting for DVD if anyone's hemming and hawing.
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Postby giant_turtle » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:23 pm

Brain Stew wrote:Gosling's hologram girlfriend is named Joi. The acronym JOI in porn stands for jerk off instructions. If you don't know what that means, Google it.

Also Pale Fire is often cited as a semenal JOI work
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Postby conductor » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:28 pm

Charles Kin...bate??
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Postby Classic Water » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:03 pm

I like this movie so much I just might check out slow-cinema maestro Andrei Tarkovsky
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Postby minerals » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:21 pm

Really enjoyed how much this movie meandered into plotlines and characters that didn't 'have' to be there
It feels like it kind of has the relationship to the original that movies like The Long Goodbye or Harper had to the Sam Spade era of noir: everything's a little more goofy and mean-spirited, and the main character isn't solving a mystery as much as he's just gamely wandering through a big shaggy-dog story that he only cares about part of
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Postby joe » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:40 pm

I agree with part of that, effectively I wish (sort of how others said) that this movie was two hours longer but with less bad dialogue/exposition/leto
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Postby Hoxha » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:17 am

If I remember correctly, Leto has two scenes in the whole movie, and they're more than an hour apart. How could that possibly annoy anyone that much?
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Postby theta » Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:52 am

conductor wrote:Charles Kin...bate??


lmao
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Postby shizaam » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:13 pm

have we talked about how the scale on the missile strike in san diego seems completely off? it'd be one thing if it was just a couple dudes, but it's instead the scavenger army out for one guy, and a full-on war scene.
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:39 pm

as someone who loves Pale Fire more than life itself, I still haven't figured out any reason for it to be in this movie? like, thematically?
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:43 pm

iambic wrote:as someone who loves Pale Fire more than life itself, I still haven't figured out any reason for it to be in this movie? like, thematically?

Might be the ultimate distillation of what we mean when we say "Bro Intellectual"
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Oct 12, 2017 2:49 pm

iambic wrote:as someone who loves Pale Fire more than life itself, I still haven't figured out any reason for it to be in this movie? like, thematically?


this is the one piece i've seen that attempts to parse that

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