THE WITCHER 3

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby nice pass » Wed May 09, 2018 8:55 am

I've been playing this too much lately. Like, I see a minimap in my mind of places I'm going IRL.
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Postby Bartatua » Wed May 09, 2018 9:09 am

What kind of build are you running irl
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Postby nice pass » Wed May 09, 2018 9:13 am

I'm not sure, but whatever it is I need an upgrade!
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Postby wong » Wed May 09, 2018 9:22 am

Witcher 3 Collectors Edition Book available for £5 on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Witcher-Wild-H ... 5a2560454a

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Postby RIXX » Wed May 09, 2018 9:26 am

I love this game but I'm a pretty shitty videogame player and I'm not that good at killing things in this game, I die over and over and over. i just love the story and exploring the world. I think I'm at normal difficulty right but I'mm try adjusting it to easy when I get home today
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Wed May 09, 2018 10:20 am

love to wander on easy mode
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Postby thrasher » Mon May 21, 2018 11:31 pm

I bought this a month ago and played through the main storyline, I got the bad ending and it has ruined my mood for days now :cry:

I have sorta ocd tendencies when I play open world games (I always wanna do all main/side quests in order of level; I made sure to clear out all the ?s in White Orchard before i left), when I got to Velen and saw all of the notice boards and ?s I almost had a panic attack

what a game tho
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Postby thrasher » Mon May 21, 2018 11:33 pm

also I've been starting on hearts of stone and I think I fucked my save file up and I'm gonna have to play that dumb wedding mission again
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Postby kirito » Mon May 21, 2018 11:47 pm

anyone else catch themselves doing chores or whatever and singing laydaydaydaydaydaydaydaydaydaydayday
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Tue May 22, 2018 1:26 am

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Postby Fullscreen » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:28 am

Late to this, (late to most everything this console generation but w/e). Just sailing around skellige, raiding pirate lairs, exploring little coves and islands with that chill-ass score in the background, it's really got me.
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Postby Fullscreen » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:38 am

my gf was goofing on keira suddenly having a bustier where clearly there had been none and I said maybe she casts a "bustier out of nowhere" spell or something and then later on yen and geralt are in the bonezone and YEN TOTALLY CASTS A MAGIC BUSTIER SPELL.
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Postby JongleurGrey » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:34 pm

love wandering Skellige before bedtime and getting lulled into calm by that awesome Gigi Masin-esque synth score
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Postby internetfriend » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:37 pm

whenever i think about how much i love this game i usually think about skellige first. the experience of setting out from an island and seeing it dwindle behind me was always bittersweet
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Postby Fullscreen » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:31 am

JongleurGrey wrote:love wandering Skellige before bedtime and getting lulled into calm by that awesome Gigi Masin-esque synth score

yeah good god novigrad/velen can be such a shithole sometimes, just mud and rain and weirdos everywhere.

I should probably dig into this thread but, are witcher school armor sets worthwhile for their set bonuses? In terms of resistances/glyph slots they seem inferior to relic gear at concurrent levels.
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Postby Fullscreen » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:37 am

I ask this knowing I'm gonna collect all this crap anyway
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Postby kirito » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:40 am

they're the best sets in the game fully upgraded
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:45 am

I do wish there was more random strong stuff you could find in this game

Not really random i mean but not necessarily tied to a quest

More shit worth wearing that you could stumble on in some hidden corner of the globe
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Postby Fullscreen » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:11 pm

kirito wrote:they're the best sets in the game fully upgraded

gotcha. i'm at level 18 and i just have the basic feline and griffin sets so far and i'm still at the point where some random smuggler's cache has worthwhile stuff for me.
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Postby Sad Panda » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:33 pm

Hell yeah cat school gear
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Postby Grey Poupon » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:20 pm

I think I asked this earlier in the thread but I still haven't bought Witcher 3 so I'll ask again

how is Witcher 3 better than 2? I'm a few hours into 2, feel like I have barely started, and I don't know if I REALLY want 3, or I just want to buy new stuff


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Postby kirito » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:16 am

Fullscreen wrote:
kirito wrote:they're the best sets in the game fully upgraded

gotcha. i'm at level 18 and i just have the basic feline and griffin sets so far and i'm still at the point where some random smuggler's cache has worthwhile stuff for me.

bear set is my fav i feel like ned stark wandering the hills
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Postby internetfriend » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:20 am

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Postby dmitry » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:06 pm

damn Fullscreen, you're level 18 and have all that gear? I'm 18 and I have barely found any recipes. I'm actually not sure how the treasure hunts work at all.

after a love affair with Dirt Rally, getting back into this guy. what's so great about Skellige? I've done some questing here and I like the witch-swamp-land better so far but I'm open minded.
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Postby Bartatua » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:19 pm

Grey Poupon wrote:I think I asked this earlier in the thread but I still haven't bought Witcher 3 so I'll ask again

how is Witcher 3 better than 2? I'm a few hours into 2, feel like I have barely started, and I don't know if I REALLY want 3, or I just want to buy new stuff


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Oh wow

Just buy Witcher 3 right away

I say 2 is the worst of the trilogy even though it's still pretty cool

Witcher 3 is an all-time greatest game contender imo
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Postby JongleurGrey » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:25 pm

dmitry wrote:damn Fullscreen, you're level 18 and have all that gear? I'm 18 and I have barely found any recipes. I'm actually not sure how the treasure hunts work at all.

after a love affair with Dirt Rally, getting back into this guy. what's so great about Skellige? I've done some questing here and I like the witch-swamp-land better so far but I'm open minded.


took me a long time... i thought, oh great, another Not Scandinavian rural wilderness

but the atmosphere is much more peaceful in an ancient, primordial way. all the ruins carry long traditions and stories of balladry. the creatures of the forest know their place and the people do too

by comparison, velen seems like a cursed place. crude and worn down by endless war so that only the most brutish have survived.

also the palette in Skellige is all cool blues and greens and just looks prettier lol
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Postby draw » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:25 pm

Yeah I think the Witcher 3 is still my favorite game ever
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Postby JongleurGrey » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:26 pm

i just got to kaer morhen and it's amazing how much pathos they can inject to even the little fetch quests

i hated lambert before this but now i have a much deeper appreciation for him. this is a game that loves its characters
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Postby domesticwhite » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:30 pm

my fav game ever, by far, get the dlc too

blood & wine is incredible
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Postby draw » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:35 pm

It would be reasonable to argue that the Witcher 3 isn't "the best game ever", but man, Blood & Wine is definitely the indisputable best DLC of all time
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