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Postby reversemigraine » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:22 pm

chowder julius wrote:we need a board librarians thread tbh
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Postby reversemigraine » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:23 pm

Got a poster presentation on assessment coming up at ALA and boy howdy am I ready to wash my hands of this project.
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Postby bongo » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:23 pm

im a goodreads librarian for some reason

does that count
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Postby frito pie country » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:28 pm

i saw henry rollins do a keynote at a librarian conference once
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Postby frito pie country » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:28 pm

does that count
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Postby kit fox » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:29 pm

at ACRL? I heard that was sick
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Postby separator » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:29 pm

what's the librarian market like these days?
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Postby Sissy Spacerock » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:29 pm

i been in a libary before.......ask for help (which movie's got titties in them) and got sass off the libarian........she could probably get it if she took off glasses and let hair down tho
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Postby reversemigraine » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:30 pm

A person’s right to use the Board Librarians thread should not be denied or abridged because of origin, age, background, or views.
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Postby frito pie country » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:31 pm

kit fox wrote:at ACRL? I heard that was sick


fuck ya
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Postby bongo » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:34 pm

was on my way back from a library and seen a dude throw a full baja blast at a chick who was screaming at him

shit was cray
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Postby WHITEBOYWASTED » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:00 pm

I'll be there Thursday through Monday and will walk around the poster area asking everyone I meet if we share vaguely similar opinions about star wars
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Postby wittgenstein » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:02 pm

librarians are intimidating
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Postby Ankh » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:15 pm

i have my MLIS but managed to avoid becoming a librarian
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Postby aspirinkid » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:26 pm

i work in the mailroom of a library. i sort all the ill materials and new books and stuff. i also get a lot of boden and ann taylor and j peterman boxes for librarians.
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Postby Astro Physics » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:27 pm

Checking in. Hopefully I'll be a librarian this fall :)
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:31 pm

Yo
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Postby Petty » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:56 pm

I'm a librarian, ama
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Postby Petty » Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:57 pm

One of our managers left and they gave me interim duties on book ordering until the new guy starts (in 2 months!) and it's a pretty great CV builder. Plus it's kind of cool, though I don't get to choose any of the books I buy
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Postby reversemigraine » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:02 pm

Had what I think was a pretty good first interview with a flagship university last Wednesday. Was kinda hoping to hear back about a visit by today, although things never move that fast. Guess it's silly to think that anyone's going to try scheduling stuff this close to ALA -- they probably won't do anything until after Fourth of July weekend. Waiting sucks.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:02 pm

Anyone else work at a public library or am I the only sick fuck
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Postby Petty » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:04 pm

I'd be down, actually, if it was well funded. I want to switch to universities, that's my usual refrain in the job thread
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:04 pm

I mean, it's pretty rewarding in a way but also completely soul crushing in another way
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Postby gassy » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:05 pm

so much information literacy going on in this thread
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Postby Petty » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:08 pm

I had to induct a new lawyer in the research tools of the firm, and I had to do it in front of someone else I had done it for last September, and for some reason I felt really smooth and knowledgeable when I did it instead of bored and bad
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Postby fakename » Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:35 pm

Ankh wrote:i have my MLIS but managed to avoid becoming a librarian
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Postby Destroid » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:04 pm

My wife's a librarian and I work in academic publishing. So no.
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Postby swan » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:09 pm

I work in a library
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Postby chowder julius » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:12 pm

checking in

i don't actually work in a library but i do research at a university

i think i like it better than actual library work tbh

i miss the law library tho :( i think i'm using my tuition remission for a jd
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Postby chowder julius » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:16 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:Anyone else work at a public library or am I the only sick fuck


my heart is in public libraries but the one i worked in was a bureaucratic nightmare and also i would like to make money. idk how y'all do it tho for real
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