BREAKING NEWS: ISRAEL STILL DICKS

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Totally » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:00 pm

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BULLS ON PARADE
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Postby unpredictable landlord » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:05 pm

fuck you, i won't do what you tell me...




































































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the violence could come from any direction
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Postby Totally » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:10 pm

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HAYMAH HHWARRRRR MUHSHEEEEEN
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Postby Lampwick » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:11 pm

HEHEH KILL THE JEWS!!
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Postby Slothropian » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:12 pm

I get sent to my room when I badmouth Israel because my mom thinks the United States has been ordained by god to protect them no matter what.
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:40 pm

ישראל,
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Postby ecto » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:45 pm

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CHALLAH IF YA HEAR ME
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Postby mites » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:45 pm

MAY 14TH 1948 NEVER FORGET
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Postby cruiserbob » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:47 pm

can't believe im saying this but for once i agree with totally
and that's that.
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Postby Lampwick » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:47 pm

I think it's time for Israel to become an hero guys
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Postby Totally » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:53 pm

Israel is pretty much a dude that looks and acts like he's rich but is renting everything.

AND HERE COMES THE REPO MAN

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Postby worrywort » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:53 pm

did ariel sharon ever die or what
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Postby okl » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:55 pm

cruiserbob wrote:can't believe im saying this but for once i agree with totally


i can believe it because you're mad dumb
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:57 pm

obama is not the repo man with israel

at least not if he wants to win in 2012
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Postby okl » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:57 pm

worrywort wrote:did ariel sharon ever die or what


i made a pretty bad faux pas in Tel Aviv when i was in the famous cemetery for important soldiers and generals. i asked the guide, "so is Sharon buried at the top of the hill" and he was like "well, no, he's not dead, he's just in a permanent coma and no one dares to pull the plug" and i'm all, "nah i'm pretty sure he's dead, it's been reported on Drudge." dude looked at me all :|
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Postby someguy » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:58 pm

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1159155.html

As Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was in Washington this week absorbing the full wrath of the Obama administration, the Pentagon and Israel's defense establishment were in the process of sealing a large arms deal.

According to the deal, Israel will purchase three new Hercules C-130J airplanes. The deal for the three aircrafts, designed by Lockheed Martin, is worth roughly a quarter billion dollars. Each aircraft costs $70 million.


http://www.jta.org/news/article/2010/01 ... -in-israel

The U.S. Army will double the amount of emergency military equipment it stockpiles in Israel.

Jerusalem and Washington agreed that Israel will keep $800 million worth of U.S. equipment, according to Monday's issue of the U.S. weekly Defense News publication, Haaretz reported.

Israel would be allowed to use the equipment in a military emergency, according to the report.
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:58 pm

that said, israel's far right is all about taking lesser-evil politics to its logical extreme
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:58 pm

okl wrote:
cruiserbob wrote:can't believe im saying this but for once i agree with totally


i can believe it because you're mad dumb


I can't believe it's not butter!!!

:lol:
Check please!!
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Postby Hoxha » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:06 pm

fox & hedgehog wrote:that said, israel's far right is all about taking lesser-evil politics to its logical extreme


what does this mean?
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Postby mites » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:07 pm

Totally wrote:Israel is pretty much a dude that looks and acts like he's rich but is renting everything.

AND HERE COMES THE REPO MAN

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haha obama antichrist


but yeah I wish he was the repo man but he can't be
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:13 pm

Hoxha wrote:
fox & hedgehog wrote:that said, israel's far right is all about taking lesser-evil politics to its logical extreme


what does this mean?


as long as hasidim aren't actively suicide bombing palestinian children they benefit mightily from contrast
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Postby Hoxha » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:20 pm

oh ok, was misreading that.
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Postby okl » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:24 pm

always boggles the mind how any rational Westerner would not be in complete support of Israel
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Postby mites » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:26 pm

okl shut the fuck up
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:27 pm

it's a fine line though

they're a democratic country with a vibrant economy that is surrounded by hostile authoritarians

but their polity is routinely captured by crazy people
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:36 pm

a good portion of israel isn't in complete support of israel.
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Postby mites » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:39 pm

fox & hedgehog wrote:it's a fine line though
they're a democratic country with a vibrant economy that is surrounded by hostile a[rabs]

but their polity is routinely captured by crazy people

oh my god.
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Postby cruiserbob » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:39 pm

i would love to punch okl in his googly jew eye
and that's that.
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Postby mites » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:40 pm

a good portion of the united states likes tea party protests
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Postby fox » Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:41 pm

mites wrote:
fox & hedgehog wrote:it's a fine line though
they're a democratic country with a vibrant economy that is surrounded by hostile a[rabs]

but their polity is routinely captured by crazy people

oh my god.


don't be a retard
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