STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: porghub

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby tgk » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:01 pm

In my recliner seat 20 minutes to go. Let's do it
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Postby ~> :? :? » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:04 pm

I haven't seen this yet but I'm watching phantom menace on tv right now
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Postby Bad craziness » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:16 pm

fosse wrote:Without getting into spoiler territory, what are people's issues with TLJ?


it's all over the map

this is one of the most polarizing SW movies ever

everyone is loving it and hating it for all these overlapping venn diagrams of reasons, like each specific element some people totally love and others totally hate

pop culture zeitgeist going for a hell of a spin
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Postby blurst of times » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:35 pm

weighing in on polarizing movies long after everyone has seen them is where i'm a viking
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Postby antoine » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:00 am

. wrote:I haven't seen this yet but I'm watching phantom menace on tv right now

sick. i feel like it's gonna start being cool to watch these p soon.
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Postby tgk » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:59 am

Innnnnnnnncredible infuckingcredible
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Postby light rail coyote » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:01 am

i am pro-last jedi
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Postby tgk » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:09 am

Loved the porgs so much
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Postby Beaver King » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:13 am

seeing it sunday with my son, then again monday with work peeps

haven't seen a movie twice in theaters since TFA, but yeah, gotta star war dawgs

looking forward to porg merch
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Postby aububs » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:53 am

seeing this tonight on my own in a doubler w/ the disaster artist

my big night out

can't wait
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Postby gallits » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:57 am

When the ironing droid filmed to look like a ship happened I whispered to my gf "heh looks like an iron" and then it was a damn iron
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Postby mariavesperi » Sat Dec 16, 2017 7:36 am

blurst of times wrote:weighing in on polarizing movies long after everyone has seen them is where i'm a viking

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Postby buriedinspace » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:27 am

fosse wrote:Without getting into spoiler territory, what are people's issues with TLJ?


Some of the humor didn't hit for people - I definitely think some of the beginning portion of the film has some jokes where I could see where, tonally, it could have seemed un-Star Wars-ian. Definitely some people's overall opinion is 'it just didn't feel like Star Wars to me' or 'it felt too much like a Marvel movie'

There is some people saying that there is some heavy handed political messaging in some of it.

Some logic holes here and there bother some people more than others (or seem more like plot holes to some more than others)

There's one particular subplot that seems to be dislike by a lot of people, even some who like the movie overall a lot.

A few of the major character's arcs seem off for some people. There's a few surprises that people think were corny or weird. Certain characters have major moments in the plot where people don't love either the specific character choice or certain shots.

(I think all of this is vague enough, in fact, I'd venture to say some of it is vague to the point that I don't know if it's terrible understandable out of context but if any of it strikes people as spoiler-y, I'll put it under tags)
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:30 am

so pumped for this tonight though I do kind of wish I didn't know how devisive the movie has been out of the gate
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Postby hbb » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:47 am

Have fun, Pops!
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:51 am

I will! And I'm gonna eat some soup dumplings beforehand too! Gonna be great all around
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Postby hbb » Sat Dec 16, 2017 11:19 am

Make sure to use the bathroom beforehand, it xiao long movie
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Postby furrowed brow » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:15 pm

I loved it. slow start, but from the halfway point on, i'd say it's pretty much perfect.
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Postby antoine » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:42 pm

i'm rewatching tfa before i see this later. i noticed a CONTINUITY ERROR that i cannot overlook.

at 1:35:17 rey is holding her blaster in her LEFT hand. see fig. 1 below.

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then at 1:38 she is clearly holding her blaster in her RIGHT hand. see fig. 2.

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I mean...are we to believe rey is some kind of moment to moment AMBIDEXTROUS jedi?! boy i really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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Postby Fullscreen » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:20 pm

does this one have a-wings in it? maybe a tie interceptor? resistance should switch it up imo.

dunno what the service life of the average starfighter is supposed to be in this universe but 40+ years has to be pushing it for any airframe, even an adaptable multi-role design like the x-wing.
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Postby Fullscreen » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:26 pm

maybe the new republic got caught up in a multi-trillion credit boondoggle ala the F-35 and had to fall back on retrofits of their existing fleet.
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Dec 16, 2017 3:29 pm

They have a wings but I think the only TIEs are still the OG fighter model

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Postby antoine » Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:16 pm

I just got out of this. I dunno man...i liked it....but also...I think I'm tired of Star Wars.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:24 am

My Star Wars ornament is very sad this year

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:19 pm

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Postby Marcus » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:04 pm

Porgs are emotionally inferior, weak creatures

The fish nuns however totally fucking rule
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Postby Marcus » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:05 pm

I loved this tho, felt canon. Not like "hey were saying this is canon so it's canon" but like genuine fucking star wars good ass shit canon, worthy to be fucking called canon
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Postby Annie May » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:12 pm

Guess ill go see this movie tomorrow. I fucking hate crowded theathrs tho so its either early or late 4 me. Do i have to see this thing in 3d? I don't understand going to the movies
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Postby Architecture » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:22 pm

Annie May wrote:Do i have to see this thing in 3d? I don't understand going to the movies

Naw

The only movies which are actually 3D from the ground up these days are animated films
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Postby Architecture » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:31 pm

antoine wrote:i'm rewatching tfa before i see this later. i noticed a CONTINUITY ERROR that i cannot overlook.

at 1:35:17 rey is holding her blaster in her LEFT hand. see fig. 1 below.

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then at 1:38 she is clearly holding her blaster in her RIGHT hand. see fig. 2.

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I mean...are we to believe rey is some kind of moment to moment AMBIDEXTROUS jedi?! boy i really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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Architecture wrote:Weird question:

Daisy Ridley appears to be left-handed (Rey scrubs her salvage with her left hand, and there's at least one shot of her holding a blaster rifle in her left hand during the escape from Starkiller Base), so why does she primarily use her right hand in TFA?

It'd be kind of awesome to see a lefty Jedi

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