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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:05 pm

You must celebrate the entire Star Wars catalog. Prequels, Christmas Special, extended universe materials written for 8-12 year-olds, Willow, Spaceballs, Kevin Smith, Insurrection.
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Postby Poptone » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:07 pm

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Postby Poptone » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:07 pm

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Postby Marcus » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:08 pm

guffaw is the actual last jedi
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Postby surly » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:09 pm

As a dues-paying member of the Prequel Haters Guild, i of course obey the provision in our bylaws that i mete out severe corporal punishment daily
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Postby Poptone » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:10 pm

conversely, fuck guffaw for trying to say the only valid Daario is Bluebeard Daario and not Dollar Bin Fabio Daario

or smarmy flower bouquet Daario for that matter
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:21 pm

after a recent RotJ rewatch, i was thinking about how obv Luke wins through non-violence/self-sacrifice, but only just really specifically thought about how the Emperor and Vader would have died anyways cause of my boy Lando, so really the only thing Luke does is save Vader's soul or whatever, which i love.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:25 pm

if that's too dad-post, here's obi-wan riding a lizard

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Postby kirito » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:50 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:after a recent RotJ rewatch, i was thinking about how obv Luke wins through non-violence/self-sacrifice, but only just really specifically thought about how the Emperor and Vader would have died anyways cause of my boy Lando, so really the only thing Luke does is save Vader's soul or whatever, which i love.

imagine if instead of yoda in the last jedi hayden christensen showed up
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:54 pm

kirito wrote:
Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:after a recent RotJ rewatch, i was thinking about how obv Luke wins through non-violence/self-sacrifice, but only just really specifically thought about how the Emperor and Vader would have died anyways cause of my boy Lando, so really the only thing Luke does is save Vader's soul or whatever, which i love.

imagine if instead of yoda in the last jedi hayden christensen showed up

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Postby emotional fascism » Wed Sep 12, 2018 7:46 pm

lmao

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Postby The Priest » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:17 pm

I happen to think both old AND new sci-fi is good

But the prequels - dadliness aside cause, you know, I was a teenager at the time - are inarguably bad movies.

The tirade against RLM - an institution this thread celebrates every day without debate - was sorely needed and I'm glad a brave soul sacrificed here.
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Postby kirito » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:45 am

how does everyone feel about jay bauman
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Postby shacky » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:05 pm

Mike and Jay are both cool

i googled Mike cervovich or whatever the fuck guffaw was on about and he's some alt right mra trump supporting piece of shit. he's also a totally different and unrelated Mike to the one in the videos.

I don't really give a shit about rlm and this is hardly the hill I wanna die on, i guess what im really trying to say here is, eat my piss guffaw, nobody talks to the shacky that way
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Postby ashtrayheart » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:56 pm

Guffaw wrote:It’s important to make hours long videos filled with rape jokes about why children’s sci-fi movies aren’t as good as the children’s sci-fi movies I enjoyed as a child

It’s for the children

they almost universally love modern sci fi. they gave favorable reviews to annihilation, blade runner 2049, fury road, etc. beyond that, they usually speak very well of marvel movies, too.

they just dont like the new star wars or star trek (besides star trek 2009). though! in the HITB review of force awakens mike says he absolutely loved it.
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Postby ashtrayheart » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:04 pm

i thought the RLM LJ review was pretty good. hit home on a lot of the problems i have with it. 'star wars played as a madcap comedy' sounds about right, lots of forced logical errors to create pages of script. tonal mess. weird humor moments.

i saw LJ a couple times in the theater and the second time i softened quite a bit on it, especially because i went with my 8 year old son and he really loved it which put a lot of stuff in perspective. i'd say i LIKE it just fine, but i still have most of those problems.

there's no defending the gross stuff RLM, and i have soured on them a bunch. it's worth noting that they havent done any of that really awful shit in years, though they dont seem apologetic about having done it in the first place so maybe just say fuck 'em.
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Postby grammatron » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:22 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:if they threw cgi jabba the hutt in your favorite movie and that was the only way to watch it would you just be fine with it?

Yeah, actually, I'd love it if CGI Jabba was inserted into Sleepless in Seattle.
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Postby kirito » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:51 pm

the last jedi is a movie with a bunch of good parts and a bunch of stupid parts
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Postby shacky » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:29 pm

i guess in the end we can all agree that guffaw can eat several of my piss
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Postby Alexis » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:38 pm

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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:15 pm

can everyone just simmer down and share a nice cold sip of
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oh it's a new page well never mind

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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:17 am

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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:18 am

i just posted that because I hate the last jedi but don't wanna be a downer

look at that fucking smoke
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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:20 am

I've said this before but in that scene vaders lightsaber actually ignites more slowly. rich is so fucking good
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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:21 am

you fucking with me josty?
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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:22 am

fuck the last jedi, this is the empire thread now
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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:33 am

hmm
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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:35 am

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Postby shacky » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:38 am

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Postby Swelling Itching Brain » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:46 am

Shacky if you’re serious give me your fucking address
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