STAR WARS EPISODE VIII: porghub

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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:15 pm

Fuck, how could I forget Rogue One?

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- ROGUE ONE: A STAR WAR - viewtopic.php?t=94008
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:17 pm

what does merging even do

would it just merge all posts chronologically?

that sounds a bit extreme, and would destroy every conversation

we should just start a new catch-all Star Wars thread similar to the marvel thread
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:18 pm

Hey, you want a big thread or not?
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:18 pm

tbh the TFA and TLJ threads were both v ruined when nef's posts were deleted
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Postby emotional fascism » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:20 pm

TFA thread was a great run. I'd like to print it out and go through the whole thing again some day - it should stand on its own.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

am i remembering this wrong, or is leia's "i changed my hair" a callback to when han said the same thing when he saw her in TFA? he did say that, right? given that context, it doesn't seem as weird in TLJ as some people seem to feel about it
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:22 pm

I'll never have a better post than the trailer dissection, it's true.
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Postby speakers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:23 pm

no thanks to one big thread
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

Joking aside, if people want a single franchise thread, just make it this and lock all the rest.

I'm just funnin' with the merge shit, jeez.
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Postby speakers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:26 pm

r m wrote:Joking aside, if people want a single franchise thread, just make it this and lock all the rest.

I'm just funnin' with the merge shit, jeez.


speakers wrote:no thanks to one big thread
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:27 pm

See what you started, BC?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:30 pm

brb gonna post the GL microbes quote in a few more so we can have 5-6 different parallel conversations about it
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:32 pm

Hey now, all of the microbes talk has been limited to this thread.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:33 pm

pretty sure there was a couple days there where we were talking only about TLJ in the SOLO thread and only about SOLO in the TLJ thread
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Postby speakers » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:36 pm

what a nightmare
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:39 pm

r m wrote:Hey now, all of the microbes talk has been limited to this thread.


oh ok that was just Pikul having a “thread moves fast” moment

but still

I’m just saying the big Marvel thread works great and Star Wars has been fully Marvel-ized now so it would make sense

whatevs
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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:40 pm

Just change this thread into the Star Wars thread and then make a spoiler free thread whenever a movie is out,

merging assumes anybody is going to go back and read it
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:45 pm

Bad craziness wrote:what does merging even do

would it just merge all posts chronologically?

that sounds a bit extreme, and would destroy every conversation

we should just start a new catch-all Star Wars thread similar to the marvel thread


Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to. That's the only way to become what this thread was meant to be.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:02 pm

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:19 pm

Kenny wrote:Just change this thread into the Star Wars thread and then make a spoiler free thread whenever a movie is out,

merging assumes anybody is going to go back and read it


I'm fine with this or honestly just starting a brand new Star Wars General Calrissian Discussion Thread


Edit: Sorry I missed the ROTS talk. I won't get into what I like and dislike, but the conversation between Anakin and Obi-Wan, 2 supposed friends who were so close they were brothers, just before they start The Duel we had been waiting 30 years for, was the most disappointing Star Wars moment of my entire life.

I had been expecting something like "you tore me away from my mother and she got tortured by Tusken Raiders! I couldn't have a family with Padme because of you! The Jedi started this war and I'm going to finish it! None of it was worth it!"

But no, it was the worst dialogue in the history of humanity.
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Postby Seamus » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:22 pm

actually, we should just delete all star wars threads
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Postby emotional fascism » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:53 pm

Smiling Penner-Lite wrote:
Kenny wrote:Just change this thread into the Star Wars thread and then make a spoiler free thread whenever a movie is out,

merging assumes anybody is going to go back and read it


I'm fine with this or honestly just starting a brand new Star Wars General Calrissian Discussion Thread


Edit: Sorry I missed the ROTS talk. I won't get into what I like and dislike, but the conversation between Anakin and Obi-Wan, 2 supposed friends who were so close they were brothers, just before they start The Duel we had been waiting 30 years for, was the most disappointing Star Wars moment of my entire life.

I had been expecting something like "you tore me away from my mother and she got tortured by Tusken Raiders! I couldn't have a family with Padme because of you! The Jedi started this war and I'm going to finish it! None of it was worth it!"

But no, it was the worst dialogue in the history of humanity.


I feel this. then the ridiculous duel where they are climbing up these giant machines and floating on robots over lava.
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Postby dada » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:01 pm

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Postby emotional fascism » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:04 pm

dada wrote:
emotional fascism wrote:
Smiling Penner-Lite wrote:
Kenny wrote:Just change this thread into the Star Wars thread and then make a spoiler free thread whenever a movie is out,

merging assumes anybody is going to go back and read it


I'm fine with this or honestly just starting a brand new Star Wars General Calrissian Discussion Thread


Edit: Sorry I missed the ROTS talk. I won't get into what I like and dislike, but the conversation between Anakin and Obi-Wan, 2 supposed friends who were so close they were brothers, just before they start The Duel we had been waiting 30 years for, was the most disappointing Star Wars moment of my entire life.

I had been expecting something like "you tore me away from my mother and she got tortured by Tusken Raiders! I couldn't have a family with Padme because of you! The Jedi started this war and I'm going to finish it! None of it was worth it!"

But no, it was the worst dialogue in the history of humanity.


I feel this. then the ridiculous duel where they are climbing up these giant machines and floating on robots over lava.


Have you read Camille Paglia's essay on this scene?

the title of her piece is making me not want to continue
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:04 pm

thinking about people complaining about Rose's "That's how we're gonna win. Not by fighting what we hate, but by saving what we love" like THATS THE WORST ADVICE TO WIN A WAR REEEEEE THIS ISN'T MY STAR WARS etc

and like

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Postby kirito » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:34 pm

luke was sacrificing his own life by doing that not dooming others
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:40 pm

eh i'd say that sentiment is still within the general star-war-lesson realm, even if her actions weren't the same as his. I'm just saying it's not like some completely out of nowhere thing in this franchise. I mean, most of that has been from the KMT haters so it's not like they're generally "Getting It" overall anyways.
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Postby Poptone » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:47 pm

i like the character of Rose but am not a fan of that moment. i think it's mostly just the dialogue is clunky.

Infinity War was mining very similar territory re: Vision wanting to sacrifice himself and I think it was handled more deftly in that film

or maybe it's just because i don't really buy into the whole "let's ride defenseless mining carts against an army" scenario to begin with - it purchases them no extra time, has a 0% chance of actually taking out that cannon, and sacrifices a whole lot of *other* rebel lives in the process. but those are just a bunch of Porkinses right? no need to care about/save them from self-destruction.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:49 pm

oh yeah it's definitely written pretty clunky, just when neckbeard reddit assholes are complaining about even the general sentiment or ust the concept of men learning from women in general, i kinda have to side with the dang movie.

i think poe's "oh wait fuck this nvm let's turn back" was supposed to be him LEARNING that lesson or whatever, but yeah it's hard to forgive all his bad decisions up to that point. love gethard's thing about how he shoudl be beheaded for treason on live tv lol
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Postby Poptone » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:54 pm

yeah it's weird how the whole treason thing is just laughed off like "Oh that's our Poe!" *cue canned sitcom laughter*
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