so last night I peed on my ex

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Postby quinine » Thu Jan 19, 2017 10:13 pm

ex sex is the best, everyone's cool with your weird shit already but it has some of that first-time energy

maybe the missing ingredient in your new relationship is making her an ex
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Postby jca » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:34 pm

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Postby DRAGONS 666 » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:35 am

one of my pals overdosed n killed themselves last week so the punks have been on a week long bender and keep askin me to come hang. get dragged out tonight and they are all p fuckin wrecked in my friends filthy granny flat. one takes a drink from a bottle on the floor but its my friends piss bottle. about two minutes later he asks aww heck was that piss. apparently the piss wasnt that bad and tasted a bit like nothing and similar to some beers he has drunk. this got into him detailing when he was a kid he used to drink his own piss often as he thought it would get him off but his piss was utterly feral and nothing at all like the current experience.

his girlfriend was pretty proud of having really putrid piss. she said how she dated this guy who loved to pee on her in the shower and she felt real proud that she knew when it was her time to come he would run out the shower as she said she just pissed basically acid and it made her feel quite powerful. she grew up in a fosterhome and said as a kid she would get real bored and her way to get off was asking other ppl to sit on the toilet with her and piss.

weird night for piss fetish.
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Postby ahungbunny » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:09 am

DRAGONS wrote:weird night for piss fetish.


tombstone material
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Postby brittle » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:13 am

quartzzz wrote:I. Love. Peeing. In. The. Shower.

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Postby Riverchrist » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:16 am

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Postby Milk » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:10 pm

^

good stuff
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Postby werd » Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:40 pm

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Postby palmer eldritch » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:15 pm

you peeing on exes again?
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Postby werd » Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:46 am

Today my new gf let me pee on her

the world is healing
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Postby broodstar » Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:55 am

was this not the cross-pissing-on-the-toilet-to-save-time thread.
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Postby werd » Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:58 am

She was inside the shower and I was outside and aiming carefully
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Postby easy » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:01 pm

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Postby broodstar » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:03 pm

bat house wrote:
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k made a quick one

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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:04 pm

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Postby werd » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:08 pm

yeah except this is a current relationship and I’m love and hopefully this won’t be a big deal

love you guys!
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Postby easy » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:13 pm

(tenacious d voice)

last week
I peed on my ex
and now we’re back together
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Postby alaska » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:17 pm

Let's go
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Postby DasLofGang » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:22 pm

Last Night I Peed On Somebody That Loved Me
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Postby pablito » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:25 pm

I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves pee
*Offer temporarily suspended in light of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. Thank you for understanding
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Postby jack » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:30 pm

get your current gf to pee on your ex
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Postby broodstar » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:36 pm

get your pee to ex your gf
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Postby 31GeeWhizz ☑️ » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:38 pm

Pisssss onnnn meeeeee
Piss on me

Pisssssss meeeeee onnnnn
Piss on me
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Postby big zorb » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:39 pm

Was your girlfriend like

Holy shittttt





















PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Woman: [Possibly smiling or laughing].


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Postby broodstar » Sun Oct 09, 2022 12:40 pm

the whole time i was pissing on my girlfriend she was just like LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby pretty yeoman » Sun Oct 09, 2022 2:25 pm

DasLofGang wrote:Image


lol
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Postby jack » Sun Oct 09, 2022 2:29 pm

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Postby winj » Sun Oct 09, 2022 2:29 pm

lol how did i miss this thread

hell ya werd
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Oct 09, 2022 2:31 pm

bump
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Postby The Priest » Sun Oct 09, 2022 2:46 pm

I'm pissing on myself as a form of masturbation
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