Soccer! Guardiola avoids Fraud probe thus far

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:40 pm

k01-07 - The future is here
01-07 - Wales are the Greatest
02-07 - Success for Watford
05-07 - Mourinho still slays
05-07 - Ta-Ta, Tata
08-07 - Bielsa is good and righteous
11-07 - Ugly Balls
15-07 - You Kante Win Em All, Leicester
15-07 - Kante stand to see you N'Golo
20-07 - Allardici to England
21-07 - Roondog LEADS Utd to TOP shirt sales list
23-07 - Another Man Utd legend goes to Sunderland
25-07 - Klopp the flop to drop without Allen at Kop
29-07 - SUCK IT MITES
29-07 - Boro splash the cash on Guzan
31-07 - Mr Reliable says "England career not viable"
02-08 - NO MORE MR NIASSE GUEYE
05-08 - BALE WAS GOOD IN THE EUROS NUMBER NONE
06-08 - Veni Vidi Vici Papy
08-08 - Mainz 8 Barca 0
08-08 - Chevy ridin' high, bumpin' Pogba music
09-08 - http://i.imgur.com/j7sPHxv.jpg
12-08 - 'Dele' > Ozil
13-08 - Drag me to Hull
14-08 - They were saying Boo-llerín
16-08 - Miranda "I'm not Inter you anymore"
18-08 - Koeman out
20-08 - RoonDog gifts Zlatan a goal
23-08 - FA say ban anti-gay Gray today / Howay DeAndre
27-08 - Hull Yeah, Fuckin Roon
29-08 - Big Sam, traitor to a nation
30-08 - Fuck off Joe Hart
30-08 - Hang on Joe, I've got a great idea...
01-09 - Once a blue, a-Luiz a blue
04-09 - Football's coming home
07-09 - Idrissa Gueye is the best midfielder
11-09 - Normal service resumes shortly
13-09 - Roma's Europa League run starts Thursday
15-09 - Utd HUMILIATED by Euro minnows / Roonless, Clueless, soon to be Mouless
17-09 - Gueye-test ever start for Everton
18-09 - The fat man leads Utd on road to Roo-in
21-09 - God is great
24-09 - In the net, Son
27-09 - 40
27-09 - Gareth Southgate, the whole of England is with you!
28-09 - Massimo Cellino, the whole of England is with you!
29-09 - Roonsurrection of Wayne
01-10 - Guidol-out
02-10 - Inter merda
04-10 - Herrera made the Spain squad!!
11-10 - Niasse speaks!
15-10 - Phelan like Hull
17-10 - NIASSE HAT-TRICK
19-10 - Messi does a Niasse
22-10 - Feed the Moose and he will score
23-10 - Kante stand Mou now
29-10 - A mess, amends - Lovren makes em all
30-10 - Blue Sunday
31-10 - Theatre of Dreamzzz
02-11 - Poch found out
03-11 - Roondog does it again!
05-11 - Should've played Niasse
06-11 - Should've played Success / Wayne 100ney
11-11 - England cement their 2nd place in the UK
19-11 - Riese des Bundesliga Leipzig
19-11 - A Tale of Two Harrys
23-11 - Alex Iw-own goal
24-11 - lol Inter
27-11 - Mou Behaving Badly
30-11 - Fuck the EFL Cup
03-12 - Catenaccio 3 Tiki Taka 1
04-12 - Liverpool Blew A 3-1 Lead
07-12 - David N'Gog Hate Edition
10-12 - Okaka Lukaku 2 2 Hullabaloo / Pep is a Mess! *mournful airhorn*
14-12 - Roberto 'Ali Dia' Firmino
17-12 - 2latan / iambic is really the big baby
18-12 - Man Shitty / United chat / Alli > Özil
19-12 - oh my god barkley, look at baines' butt
23-12 - Crystallardyce Palace / Crystallardyce Pallardyce
25-12 - Christmas Pallardyce
27-12 - Breaking! Criminal prospers in Liverpool
31-12 - Auld Lang Wijn
03-01 - Phelan like Hull
06-01 - Za Za Lim'd
10-01 - Hull get Niasse-ty
12-01 - Our Graham Dead
14-01 - Fuck Off Payet
21-01 - Fuck Off Firmino
21-01 - What an utterly pointless sub
25-01 - It's The Carling Cup
26-01 - Niasse rocks Milk Cup with wonderstrike
28-01 - #Welback
30-01 - Moyes assembles dream team
01-02 - Niasse Stops Utd
04-02 - Niasse Destroys Liverpool / *extremely Borat voice* Very Niasse
11-02 - This is a Mané's World
14-02 - Barca travelled to Paris four nothing
15-02 - Arsenal travelled to Munich five one / 5orry for the spoiler de1
16-02 - Villarreal went to their own stadium four no(thing)
21-02 - Who bet all the pies?
23-02 - RANIERI SACKED
26-02 - sadville sacked in about a year's time
26-02 - Utd made it! to the 2017-18 Europa League
26-02 - RIP Inter
27-02 - Liverplol
02-03 -
07-03 - Arsenal
08-03 - Stoke hold out against City
10-03 - Everton Diving School
11-03 - Twomar Niasse / Everton Blew A World-Class Striker
14-03 - Niasse the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it
15-03 - Frailty, thy name is taking penalties
18-03 - Everton terrified of Niasse
20-03 - San Marino vs Malta
21-03 - shoot iambic he's trying to do a mutiny
22-03 - no Roon no hope / Euro 96 all over again
23-03 - some shit about the internationals who gives a fuck bring back real football
28-03 - Technology is SCREWING us again / What are we gonna talk about in the pub now?
01-04 - #KoemanOut
02-04 - Arsenal-related thing
04-04 - Draw me like one of your Utd games
05-04 - Niasse-trophe for Boro
07-04 - A tradition like every other: It's the Soccer
10-04 - Malice at the Palace
12-04 - Offside.
15-04 - Moyes starts the Great Escape / Sané somehow avoids a yellow card / Giggs the genius
18-04 - Cumdog millionaire / Mats Hummels singlehandedly lost a game of the soccer / number none DESTROYS Mats Hummels
22-04 - Zlaterior Cruciate Ligament
23-04 - Zou my god
24-04 - Kante confirmed GOAT
25-04 - Newcastle did a thing / ? Very! Clinical Bastards / NIASSETROPHE AVERTED
26-04 - Guardiola avoids Fraud probe thus far


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Italian Serie A
AS Roma: Lucky
Juventus: iambic, acidity regulator, jbiz, LFTsky, slangking
Udinese: Cacophony, darkendofthestreet
Napoli: Rumpleforeskin
Suckas: acapelli, jabberwocky
AC Milan: cyantific

English Premier League
Mighty Hornets of Watford: Lucky
WEST BROM: John Dark
Everton: mites, SVC, skin head wig, fury, surly, cartola, steaming shit, REAL BASED SLOB, beave, johnny utah, kid pretentious, adamtrask
Liverpool: Toofer_Spurlock, Seamus, deep space, Bernie, bicycle made for two, alloneword, pugnax, slow tuesday, ecto, NAKEDLUNCH #1 LPOOL FAN
Manchester United: delgriffith, number none, pana, d2michael, various artists, wong, duff, LFTsky, Night porter, celebi
Tottenham Hotspur: Key Key, fraew, fiver, trope, plashy, dimetrodons, la maga, Ides of Smarch, sambadeamigo, murray st, larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2
Chelsea: jesse, cyantific, Casimir, miraculating machine, Ddiamondd, cruiserbob
West Ham United: darkendofthestreet
Manchester City: Rumpleforeskin, Rumours
Middlesbrough: Billa Clack, razzle
All of these people are evil: barrel eye, gauchebag, joe, rivalite, sadville, vaneigem, miss black america, Capital, Cacophony, Vacancies, junglejim, watt, red desert, arushofwings, MonkeyTennis, mad snob, super gas, scrumptown, kid_chameleon, HarryLime, bloo, lordofdiapers, high bias, jabberwocky

English Football League Championship
Aston Villa: badminton, R C
Newcastle United: Gallits, danslog, PISSYDAN, shark week
Norwich: 5% Tint, iambic
Leeds United: dynamo, deep space, Ned Smanks
Nottingham Forest: eleanor
Fulham: seriesfinale
Charlton Athletic: fraew
Cardiff City: millar
Brighton & Hove Albion: pocket shepherd

English Football League Two
Notts County: John Dark

English Ryman League
Staines Town: Ghost of Spartacus

Spanish La Liga
Real Madrid: R C, Hoxha, sako
Barcelona: johnny utah, pana
Valencia: shark week
Clube del Athletico de Madrid. Sad!: fury

German Bundesliga
BAYERN MUNCHEN AFC: CONE
Borussia Dortmund: Toofer_Spurlock, alloneword, pana, shark week, doormat, LFTsky, mad snob, bagwhat
Werder Bremen: Cacophony

French Ligue 1
Marseilles: Grayfox
Lorient: badminton
PSG: jeffrey, oftoronto, epistrophy

Tha Major League United States of America and Canada Soccer Championships
Eastern Conference
New York Red Bulls: kid pretentious, acapelli, Zurich
DC United: Grayfox, surly, cartola, transitive, slow tuesday, Ferrous Bueller
New England Revolution: KALM, adamtrask, epistrophy
Houston Dynamo: rivalite
Chicago Fire: miraculating machine, razzle, murray st.
Philadelphia Union: Guy Incognito
Toronto FC: oftoronto
Western Conference
Portland Timbers: darkendofthestreet, MikeS
Vancouver Whitecaps: watt

USA National Premier Soccer League
Detroit City: MonkeyTennis, Zurich

USA USL League
Nashville FC: sadville
RBNU2: Zurich, acapelli
Charlotte Independence: Bernie
FC Cincinatti: inspectorhound

Scottish Premiership
Celtic: Celtic#1, *sigh*, roosevelt, junglejim, Rumpleforeskin
Rangers: Nacho Novo
Aberdeen: darkend, mad snob
Heart of Midlothian: MonkeyTennis
Kilmarnock: Ferrous Bueller

Scottish Championship
Hibernian: Zurich

Dutch Eredivisie
Ajax: rik pik, quite a muslim
Feyenoord: Pris
PEC Zwolle: Pris

League of Ireland Premier Division
Finn Harps: *sigh*, number none

Swiss Super League
FC Basel: starttomelt, bagwhat

Swiss Challenge League
Servette: dimetrodons

Australian A-League
Wellington Phoenix: fraew
Perth Glory: darkendofthestreet

Brazilian Campeonato Brasileiro Série A
Sport Club Corinthians Paulista: joe
Botafogo: oftoronto

Portuguese Primeira Liga
Porto: anormal
Benfica: oftoronto

Belgian Pro League
Anderlecht: ANU

Cypriot First Division
APOEL: pana

Norwegian Tippeligaen
Rosenborg: uaxactun, Cacophony

Danish Superligaen
Brøndby: super gas


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Postby pana » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:55 pm

you just killed iambic's dream :(
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:08 pm

put me down for kilmarnock, baby

oh yeah, and DC
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Postby Lucky » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:12 pm

pana wrote:you just killed iambic's dream :(


There'll be plenty more of that once Serie A starts up




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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:14 pm

hey lucky i support spurs could you add me
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Postby bagwhat » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:17 pm

Put me down for Dortmund and Basel please!
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Postby deebster » Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:21 pm

Glad to see Lucky took the lead on the soccer thread again. Did a stellar job this past year.
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rangers aren't in the 2nd tier anymore! and, uh, i guess the magpies are
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Postby pugnax » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:06 am

view yr posts

looking forward to another year of spectacular disappointment by liverpool & england.
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Postby cartola » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:08 am

i am no longer a dc united fan but a colorado rapids fan
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Postby pana » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:00 am

i miss this guy
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Postby gallits » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:07 am

Pretty sweet that Newcastle survived relegation eh lucky ;)
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Postby sadville » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:14 am

just want to have a post on the first page predicting arsenal's canter to the PL title with united and spurs providing guards of honor in those final few weeks of the season
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:barney:
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Postby Billa Clack » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:46 am

Middlesbrough aren't in the championship next season ya idiot
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Postby Billa Clack » Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:57 am

For such an indiscretion we have to watch Boro thrash Roma (2-2 on aggregate) to knock them out of the UEFA cup.

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tampa bay rowdies (who now have freddy adu AND joe cole) 8-)
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Postby wong » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:52 am

Watford have rejected a £37.5m bid for Ighalo from Shanghai.

Andros has gone to Palace and City have signed Nolito.
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Postby R C » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:09 am

put me down for Sporting KC in MLS please
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Postby iambic » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:56 am

holy shit at Lucky's decorum itt after we just stomped his dumb squad for the fifth year running
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Postby larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2 » Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:19 am

You guys know spurs are winning the league this year yeah
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Postby iambic » Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:21 am

that seems unlikely tbh
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Postby R C » Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:45 am

Can't see United not winning it this year
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Postby R C » Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:47 am

Ben Arfa to PSG
Neymar extends contract, 250 million buyout


July 1st, shit is happening already
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Postby ecto » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:10 am

aw man

him and mahrez would've been a sick pairing
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Postby ecto » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:14 am

R C wrote:Can't see United not winning it this year

lol
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Postby ecto » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:17 am

i guess "it" could be anything so that's not too unreasonable
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Postby junglejim » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:32 am

Gonna pre-emptively guess that Louise Taylor will curse Spurs this year, although I would prefer her to do United (can't stand Mou)
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