M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 Wolfs Win

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Postby wendy » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:16 pm

thank u
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:24 pm

metersk Lol!
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:35 pm

metersk, you can concede now if you want.
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Postby milano boy » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:35 pm

Ummm what?
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:35 pm

stake, vhb, gg, thank u for putting up with my jokeposts
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Postby milano boy » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:35 pm

Laserblast is the Wolff youndingus
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:37 pm

okay so here's the thing

there are 5 of us and 1 of you

if you somehow convince these idiots to lynch me, there will be 3 of us and 1 of you, the other 3 will lynch you because there is literally no one else not confirmed good left in the game, and the game will end

give up now, enjoy your sunday
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:38 pm

i'm serious about this, there is literally no reason to play this out. ya done got caught, my friend.
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:38 pm

game can't end just yet

there's a sick twist coming
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:39 pm

ugh fine
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:41 pm

The wind leaves out a cup of water, to be used in the sick twist.
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:41 pm

The wind has a nice chat with VHB, grouchypants, and fuckles. You guys are all alive, right?

Oh shit! Really? You mean...
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:42 pm

The wind blows through the village which is totally set in the time it seems to be, and not in some other totally different time at all.
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:46 pm

what if jim the autofellating shopkeep was not jim the autofellating shopkeep at all, but just an escapee from the Village mental hospital, which incidentally is kind of a lazy and problematic plot twist
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:46 pm

but let's go with it!

*jim sucks his own dick one last time for the road*
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Postby dragons69 » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:53 pm

laserblast wrote:stake, vhb, gg, thank u for putting up with my jokeposts


uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:53 pm

I forgot I was Mark Zuckerberg several days ago.

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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:54 pm

What if the sick twist is that werd dies and the game is permanently left hanging?
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:54 pm

DRAGONS wrote:
laserblast wrote:stake, vhb, gg, thank u for putting up with my jokeposts


uhhhhhhhhhhhh


i regret nothing, death to waluigi
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Postby fox » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:54 pm

Pantsoclock's wife woke up with a start. "Alexa," she asked. "Where is my husband?" The miraculous device whirred its blue light for a full minute and finally responded. "I think you said," it asserted questionably, "that you want to hear me recite a review of a book? Is that right?"

"No," said pantsoclock's wife, a little wearily.

"Okay," said Alexa. "Here is your review. Unexpected Direction, but Perfection (Potential spoilers, but pretty vague) By A. R. Bovey on August 24, 2010

When I first closed the book last night, I felt shattered, empty, and drained.

And that was the point, I think. I'm glad I waited to review the book because I'm not sure what my review would have been.

For the first two books, I think most of us readers have all been laboring under the assumption that Katniss Everdeen would eventually choose one of the two terrific men in her life: Gale, her childhood companion or Peeta, the one who accompanied her to the Hunger Games twice. She'd pick one of them and live happily ever after with him, surrounded by friends and family. Somehow, along the way, Katniss would get rid of the awful President Snow and stop the evil Hunger Games. How one teenage girl would do all that, we weren't too sure, but we all had faith and hope that she would.

"Mockingjay" relentlessly strips aside those feelings of faith and hope - much as District 13 must have done to Katniss. Katniss realizes that she is just as much a pawn for District 13 as she ever was for the Colony and that evil can exist in places outside of the Colony.

And that's when the reader realizes that this will be a very different journey. And that maybe the first two books were a setup for a very different ride. That, at its heart, this wasn't a story about Katniss making her romantic decisions set against a backdrop of war.

This is a story of war. And what it means to be a volunteer and yet still be a pawn. We have an entirely volunteer military now that is spread entirely too thin for the tasks we ask of it. The burden we place upon it is great."

Alexa's blue light dimmed. Pantsoclock's wife sighed, wearily.

Pantsoclock is dead for idling out.
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:57 pm

Sevenarts is dead, he was dead all along

Laserblast is dead cause he's back in the insane asylum

And a tree makes ampersand kill himself

Who's left?
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:58 pm

Oh dang! I guess evil wins

Congrats wolfs
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:59 pm

Congrats, metersk!
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:00 pm

fair enough
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Postby milano boy » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:00 pm

Wolves concede. Village wins ;)

Good job village
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Postby Pope Laserblast IV » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:01 pm

my dude, you already won! great job!
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:01 pm

Good game everyone, thanks for playing
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Postby VHB » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:02 pm

Lack of Backchannel is awesome.

So much more fun trying to sneak hints and signals into public posts and hoping only the right people figure them out in time, and/or just trying to pick the right time to be obvious with it all and die to confirm it.

Hope you all had a blast.
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Postby fox » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:06 pm

Epilogue

Deep underground, a hideous wolf picks at the remains of the villagers. We pan over bones picked clean, seasonal dish towels and an I'm With Her sticker. We see a deformed beast with its back to us. "So nice," it says. "So nice."
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Postby VHB » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:09 pm

web marketing sinbad wrote:Epilogue

Deep underground, a hideous wolf picks at the remains of the villagers. We pan over bones picked clean, seasonal dish towels and an I'm With Her sticker. We see a deformed beast with its back to us. "So nice," it says. "So nice."


WARE-WOLF! WARE-WOLF! HA HA IT NITE OEN WE KILL EVERYONE HA HA WOOF WOOF ARF ARROOOOO WEAR-WOOF!!!
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