M Night Shyamalan's WW #29 Wolfs Win

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Postby fuckles » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:45 pm

*pisses directly in wolf eye and mouth*
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Postby werd » Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:57 pm

just finishing lore, should be up soon
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Postby fox » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:08 pm

Stakeout, an exiled prince who bore a passing resemblance to a coked-out Nicolas Cage, found himself in The Village. Surely the Declaration of Independence was here. All of his sources and instincts pointed to it. It was midnight and he was dressed in navy black, rappelling from hut to hut in search of his prize. After ransacking one home after another, he found himself within a particularly large hut. Tiptoeing around, in fresh dunks, he walked into a large bedroom, with a chest at the foot of the bed. Sneakily, he opened the chest. This wasn't the Declaration at all. It was... a scroll? Something about... the elements? This was bullshit. Where was the Declaration? Stake looked around in the hut for more evidence, annoyed. But it took him a few minutes before he realized: Wait. Whose hut was this anyway? Carefully, he tiptoed over to the bed and pulled back the covers. He gasped.

Then he was mauled and eaten by a werewolf.

Stakeout is dead. He was a Villager. A horny villager.

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Postby Ampersand » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 pm

grouchypants

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Postby sevenarts » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:12 pm

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Postby VHB » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:37 pm

Grouchypants

Reminder that Grouchypants attempted to pass of a "Fuckles Is A Wolf" Scan. While we should not let that become a distraction today, we should decide if that was a lie designed to fool us and lose confidence in our beloved and ever-consistent Piss Boy,

OR....

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If Grouchypants, having noticed how much they themselves are mistrusted, is counting on us assuming it is a lie due to Grouchypants' own wolfishness, and thus jumping to the false conclusion that Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow is a framed villager above suspicion of being an actual wolf when in fact they are a safely hidden actual wolf.

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Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow is on the list of 4 I cannot yet account for.

Also, Stakeout was highly confident of Metersk being the other wolf (also in the 4).

But for now let's make sure we concentrate on Grouchypants, and cut the 4 to 3.

Also, Geoff, SORRY! But DRAGONS was scanned and you weren't, so she had to be protected and eliminating you thinned the field. You're a fantastic sport about these games and I hope you're not legitimately heated at me.
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Postby VHB » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:39 pm

Also remember that the Hunter counts double for parity, so as long as they survive we theoretically only need to lynch one wolf to win.
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Postby Ampersand » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:39 pm

will you be given time to relay your final scan to us?

if so, who are you thinking?
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Postby VHB » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:41 pm

laserblast wrote:vhb you know if this comes back non-wolf we're killing you, right


At this point I am in fact more powerful dead than alive, so, in the unlikely event that I am not the next night kill, by all means lynch me next. I would love to have one more result confirmable with my blood.
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Postby VHB » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:45 pm

Ampersand wrote:will you be given time to relay your final scan to us?

if so, who are you thinking?


I will do my best to take advantage of the order of night actions and relay my last scan while I am technically still alive, as I did during the previous night phase (when I was worried Stakeout either was a wolf who had deduced I was seer or given my role away to the actual wolves during today's heated discussion.

Assuming I am quicker on the draw than the wolves (or Werd does not decide I am exploiting a rules loophole) I should be able to get one more result out even if I am night killed.

I will of course have to scan Metersk, Laserblast, or Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow, or Grouchypants if they manage to survive today.
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Postby milano boy » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:24 am

grouchy pants

and i also nomintate myself
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Postby fuckles » Sat Nov 05, 2016 10:36 am

grouchypants is a liar and i'm sorry stakeout

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Postby grouchypants » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:25 am

Teddy ruxpin's elbow. He's a wolf. I'm telling you.
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Postby grouchypants » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:25 am

laserblast wrote:gp if you're just a villager trying to get out of getting lynched so help me God


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Postby grouchypants » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:22 pm

I was thinking...what if I'm not THE seer but A seer? Like there's more than one. I read over the last game that werd did and that seems like something that might be possible. I don't know. All I know is that my role said seer.
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:32 pm

teddy ruxpins elbow is dead, he was a villager

he asked another player questions about the game in private
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Postby fuckles » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:39 pm

oOOoooOoO respect oOooOoOoO
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Postby Ampersand » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:45 pm

Looks like we've got this game in the bag

barring

a

TWIST

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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:55 pm

Well that certainly makes tonight's scan easier, thanks fuckles!
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 3:57 pm

im not calling shit snatch

there are two wolves out there

they could be anyone

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Postby VHB » Sat Nov 05, 2016 4:32 pm

sevenarts wrote:Well that certainly makes tonight's scan easier, thanks fuckles!


Indeed! Piss Boy is a true team player!

3 candidates now for 2 wolves, one of which is our lead lynch candidate today.

With Teddy Ruxpin's Elbow gone and Grouchypants for the chop, the Field of Four will be a Field Of Two:

Laserblast
Metersk.

If Grouchypants is actually a villager, both Laserblast AND Metersk are wolves. If Grouchypants is Wolf #1 then EITHER Blast OR Metersk is a wolf and I should be able to narrow that down either way tonight before I am (presumably) killed.


Unless of course in fitting M. Night Shyamalan's The Village Twist fashion this is finally the "no wolves, you were the monsters all along" game Luke used to talk about :barney:
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Postby grouchypants » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:21 pm

I am the seer. I don't know why my scans are coming back wrong, unless it's the twist you're talking about.

But because they're coming out wrong,

Teddy ruxpin's elbow (obviously)

sevenarts. I haven't scanned him yet, so he's a possible wolf.
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:40 pm

You know what, I'm convinced...

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Postby sevenarts » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:44 pm

Hahahah no.

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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:54 pm

Dr strange is a pretty cool movie

you guys want the day to end?
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Postby fuckles » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:55 pm

oooOOooOoOoOOOo yes ooOooOOoOoOoOooO
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Postby VHB » Sat Nov 05, 2016 7:58 pm

I am okay with that
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:02 pm

I'm not writing lore I have an upset stomach

grouchypants
is dead, she was a wolf

its night
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Postby grouchypants » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:04 pm

OooOOooo Lol! OoooOoo
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Postby werd » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:06 pm

VHB is dead, he was the seer

its day
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