WW32 - Tinker 85: Global Thermonuclear War IMPERIALISTS WIN!

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Postby Ampersand » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:01 pm

ecto wrote:
Ampersand wrote:Hello, my name is G. I. Joseph. I'm a mild mannered Political Science professor at a small northeastern university in the U S of A.
I'm a widower, proud father to a parrot named Rocky, and a perhaps too-fond admirer of Werther's Originals.
I await the apocalypse patiently.
Life is a prison.

this guy sounds like a straight up communist


I am sympathetic to the aims of any ideology founded in the principle of self-annihilation.
But I don't like "labels."
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:45 pm

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Postby opi » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:57 pm

Что такое протокол? Голосуйте сейчас?
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Postby opi » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:57 pm

This game end will correlate directly to the actual explosion

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Postby opi » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:58 pm

Хаха, анахронизмом
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:03 pm

i'm ralph i'm an economist

there should be a ceasefire tonight so factions don't begin to accidentally limit their win condition choices.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:03 pm

Hi, I was born in 1985, so I'm just a big baby. I want my bottle and someone to change my diaper. Wwwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:03 pm

please think of the markets
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Postby separator » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:08 pm

Nuke
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Postby Catullus » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:09 pm

Honestly can we just blow up palmer
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:15 pm

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Postby grouchypants » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:36 pm

So OK, you're probably thinking "is this, like, a noxema commercial, or what"? But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. I mean, I get up, I brush my teeth, and I pick out my school clothes.

I mean, like, things haven't been totally normal. Daddy always has the TV on and turned to some station showing tanks and guns and stuff. I mean, like seriously, gag me with a spoon. War is, like, grody to the max. They're also always talking about some " iron curtain", and about gorillas fighting in a war. The iron curtain I can sort of understand. I mean, like, it seems like a good way to get some extra beauty sleep! But I don't know why people would make those poor gentle animals fight...
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:14 pm

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Postby wendy » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:15 pm

eats a cheeseburger in the shape of the continental united states, where i'm from
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Postby wendy » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:15 pm

no kill
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Postby wendy » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:22 pm

wendy gazes out on the horizon, missing her old army buddy trask
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Postby fuckles » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:27 pm

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Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby kit fox » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:28 pm

*spits, adjusts hat*
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Postby kit fox » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:29 pm

*switches to 'buzz off' hat*
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Postby VHB » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:11 pm

The Emperor's Son wrote:i'm ralph i'm an economist

there should be a ceasefire tonight so factions don't begin to accidentally limit their win condition choices.


The Emperor's Son wrote:please think of the markets




No powers or toys for me this time. Going to get restless in a hurry. Unless I can make my own fun...

...Mr. Noriega, I would like to hear from you. I don't know my teammates yet, but I do know I'm nice and expendable, and that we'd be better off with the neutral as an ally than with him as an adversary.



Please get in touch with me soon in the hope we can help each other.
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:12 pm

With all the people Palmer did cast a "random" vote for, I'm naturally more interested in the names he didn't vote for
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:18 pm

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no mention of wendy, opi, catullus, laserblast, palmer, grouchy, geoff, TUE, TES, R&C, Opi, casimir, Can't

Oh, never mind, he was just going through the roster in sign-up order.

That's not much to go on.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:58 pm

no kill
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Postby Casimir » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:00 pm

no kill

*orders a martini and begins to talk to the bartender and no one in particualr*

Anyone buying that anyone is who they say they are?

We've got the Americans, we've got the Russians, we've got the Contra, and we've got the RAF. Presumably no majority to hide within. Why claim American in thread? To find like minded individuals or to find your mark. Who am I? Nobody for now.

*Downs martini and leaves without paying his tab. Once on the street he pulls a large can of beer out of his coat pocket and tears off the top, stalking down the street*
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Postby rap and country » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:04 pm

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Postby kit fox » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:06 pm

*switches to voting hat*

no kill
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Postby John Dark » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:12 pm

No kill.
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Postby Geoff » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:13 pm

No clues yet

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Postby rap and country » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:16 pm

no kill

i am doing this for my country
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Postby wendy » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:16 pm

i claim american because i am american and when dealing in the business of lying it's usually easiest to tell the truth

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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