WW32 - Tinker 85: Global Thermonuclear War IMPERIALISTS WIN!

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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:42 pm

i don't know if it's in the cards ampersand
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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:43 pm

Ampersand wrote:ecto should have died last week.

i agree
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:44 pm

i will hold everyone responsible for an ecto victory personally negligent and put their names into my black book
i will then embark on a lifelong journey to poison each and every one of you at the moment of your greatest happiness.
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:44 pm

You're gonna get blasted Geoff
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:45 pm

Ecto will straight up blast u
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Postby Geoff » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:46 pm

he'll blast the remaining russians first before me can't.
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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:47 pm

i can't blast anyone

if i could i would've blasted casimir on like night 3
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:49 pm

Ecto wants u dead. He needs faction victory wc
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:49 pm

paramilitaries not playing for paramilitary victory are CHUMPS
there i said it
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:51 pm

Yeah wtf is wrong with you
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:52 pm

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greasefire wrote::

pablito wrote:im never dtf and always keep it covered
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:54 pm

I hope you like getting blasted
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:57 pm

first they came for the commies, and i said "kill ecto"
then they came for the RAF, and i said "kill ecto"
then they came for me, and there was nobody left to say "kill ecto"
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Postby John Dark » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:59 pm

can't
Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby can't » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:00 pm

Just kill ecto. He's been wanting you to. & now he taunting you and you're going to hand him a win.
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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:02 pm

^raf scum trying to vote twice
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Postby Ankh » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:02 pm

all votes are in
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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:02 pm

Ampersand wrote:first they came for the commies, and i said "kill ecto"
then they came for the RAF, and i said "kill ecto"
then they came for me, and there was nobody left to say "kill ecto"

the raf are commies, hope this helps
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:13 pm

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Postby universe » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:19 pm

Ankh wrote:all votes are in


Voting has closed.
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Postby universe » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:24 pm



can't is dead. He was an RAF Guerilla.

Night 10 begins.
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Postby universe » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:26 pm

The Doomsday Clock advances to one minute to midnight.
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Postby John Dark » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:28 pm

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Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:13 pm

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Postby ecto » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:37 pm

I might die tonight!
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Postby universe » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:44 pm

NIGHT 10: AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

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Oliver North sits at the console, and unfurls a small, rolled paper still stained with President Reagan's blood. He enters the code into the machine.

The U.S Launch Officer and Nicaraguan Contra step up, and each insert a BLUE KEY. They lock eyes, nod, and turn them simultaneously.

The green-type-on-black screen blinks, awaiting instructions. The other Contra steps forth, produces the file they looted from the body of Oleg Kalugin, and types in the targeting data.

"God bless America," says North. "Muerte a los rojos," says one of the Contras.

A REMOTE NICARAGUAN JUNGLE

The third Contra looks bitterly to the sky, and tears the insignia off of his uniform. He quickly packs up his weapons and disappears into the jungle, disgusted that his compatriots would sell out their cause for a few dinero. The Unblinking Eye has disappeared. He was an Extremist Nicaraguan Contra.

THE KREMLIN

NATO troops have overrun the Eastern Bloc, and the RAF have been destroyed. The Soviet nuclear arsenal is a shambles and the launch items are scattered. There is no hope of surviving the first strike. The sirens blare, impotently, and suddenly, there is a flash of light.

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Ampersand is dead. He was Vladimir Kryuchkov, the Soviet Hawk.
The Emperor's Son is dead. He was Illya Kuryakin, KGB Agent.
Catullus is dead. She was the Soviet Launch Officer.

PANAMA CITY

Noriega vainly slams the buttons and dials on his HAM radio, desperately trying to reach the RAF or his contact in the Contras. The lines have been dead for hours, but he still clings to the hope of a unified paramilitary revolution. Even when he sees the flash, he can't quite believe he's been betrayed. It happens too fast for him to come to terms with what's happened.

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Laserblast is dead. He was Manuel Noriega.

THE GAME HAS ENDED. THE IMPERIALISTS HAVE WON.

Thanks for playing!

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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:53 pm



gg imperialists
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Postby Geoff » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:53 pm

wiiiinner!
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Postby wendy » Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:53 pm

hell yes, awesome game imperialists
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