WW33: Can Don Tonberry find True Love? (No one wins.)

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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:34 pm

and werd, who knew
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:35 pm

did I do a good palmer?
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:35 pm

wow this makes sense now
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:35 pm

other than the whole being bad at the game and making bad decisions thing
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Postby grammatron.gif » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:36 pm

Wendy, encouraged by the voices in her head, lurches towards the hirsute Laserblast in the village tavern. She pulls out her skinning blade and plunges it into his heart. Laughing manically, she begins the grotesque process of skinning him as he chokes and sputters on his own blood. After relieving him of his skin, she retreats into the hills, laughing maniacally. Palmert he good and smart boy, faints from shock and falls directly into a puddle of piss on the floor, soundlessly drowning.
Night 5 has begun.
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:36 pm

you are the most unbearable vresion of palmer i can conceive of
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:36 pm

oh my god what does this
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:36 pm

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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:37 pm

hmm
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:37 pm

pierrot if there are no wolves i swear to fucking god
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:37 pm

i fucking dwwaer to god
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:39 pm

sorry i skinned you laserbard
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:39 pm

aw I would expect no less
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Postby grammatron.gif » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:01 pm

Upon discovering the skinned corpse of Laserblast, Don Tonberry feared the worst. Would he ever find true love, and fulfill his fantasies? Despondent, he vowed revenge on the village that crushed his dreams. Having heard rumors that it was Wendy who had skinned Laserblast, Don decided to lay in wait by her hut, to discern the truth of what had happened.

His worst fears were confirmed, as Wendy could be observed ranting and raving in her house, clad head to toe in Laserblast's furry wolfman suit. Seething with rage, he stalked the mad woman to Yeoman's tent, as she screamed to the moon that he would perish by the same hands that killed his brethren, confronted with his own visage as his cursed lifeblood left him.

Wendy set upon Yeoman in a ravenous fashion, devouring his flesh and howling to the moon. It seems that the blood of the beast had infected her, or was it simply her own paranoid and lunatic mind?

Don Tonberry watched all of this from the window. He had never get more lonely, or defeated. His deepest darkest fantasy was to be devoured by a beast, and instead, he was forced to watch another succumb to the glorious fate. Entering the home, tears streaming down his face, he slowly crept toward the maniacal cannibal Wendy and stabbed her solidly in the back with a loud DOINK. Alone, and unfulfilled, Don Tonberry dropped his lantern, which shattered and immediately engulfed the tent in flames. Soundlessly, Don Tonberry, and the two victims, burnt away, leaving nothing but ashes behind.

No one wins. The end.
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Postby fuckles » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:02 pm

killed everyone
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:03 pm

I'm not reading that
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:06 pm

It is good and right that I won.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:12 pm

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Postby grammatron.gif » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:29 pm

Laserblast was the werewolf.
Fuckles was Don Tonberry, the minion with a vore fetish. (Did not count towards parity. Needed to be last alive with a wolf (or attacked by Wolf Suit Wendy).
Pretty Yeoman was the True Seer.
Everyone was else was a Paranoid Seer.

Scan Progression:
N1 - not wolf
N2 - wolf
N3 - coin flip
N4 - true scan
N5 - opposite scan

Thanks for playing everyone. I've wanted to do this for a year. It was a surprisingly close game. <3
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Postby Ankh » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:42 pm

Ankh wrote:wendy, laserblast, fuckles


Ankh wrote:tiramisu tiramisu tiramisu
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Postby Ankh » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:43 pm

fun game!
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:46 pm

i'm the best werewolf plauyer
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:46 pm

and pierrot you liar you said wolves would be revealed upon dying
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:53 pm

pierrot told me it would be an NK if i tied the vote yesterday but frankly werd's joke vote was EXTREMELY RUDE and pierrot did the right thing
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:53 pm

yeah werd's back on the ol' shit list
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:56 pm

laserblast wrote:since two of you voted for me and i'd prefer not to die

pootis


i knew bread would figure me out based on this but i had to, days were ending quickly and i figured it would buy me some time
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:56 pm

i figured you out from this

laserblast wrote:
wendy wrote:FUCKING DO IT, KILL ME


nah
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Postby laserblast » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:57 pm

then ... you guys just kept arguing about each other instead
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Postby wendy » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:58 pm

um i voted for you every time except d1
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Postby grammatron.gif » Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:58 pm

wendy wrote:and pierrot you liar you said wolves would be revealed upon dying


I called him hirsute
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