WW XXXIV - Wolf Island - ISLANDERS WIN

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Postby VHB » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:33 pm

So you didn't like the tacos then?
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Postby Casimir » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:36 pm

The day is over.

Mr. Poots has left the island of his own free will. He was the Psycho Killer.

Please submit all night actions.
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Postby Pashmina » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:37 pm

A series of horn blasts sound from Pootis' boat as he drives away. A veteran recognizes them as Morse Code.

"T-H-E T-A-C-O-S W-E-R-E G-O-O-D A-S H-E-L-L A-N-D I A-T-E E-V-E-R-Y L-A-S-T O-N-E I-N T-H-E I-N-N J-U-S-T I-N T-I-M-E F-O-R S-O-M-E P-A-R-T-I-N-G W-O-R-D-S"
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Postby Casimir » Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:42 pm

Also, it seems that Mr. Poots has eaten this island out of tacos.

The fish tacos are hereby suspended as an item.
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Postby Casimir » Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 pm

Dawn is approaching. That would make this pre-dawn. It's pre-dawn and last night we had some action. Stuff happened, like at least one thing happened, and now I'm going to tell you what it is.

Kit Fox was bribed. He was an artisan.

It's day. If you guys vote fast enough we can get another cycle in quickly.
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Postby rap and country » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:11 pm

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Postby kit fox » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:23 pm

ooOOooOoooOoo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, im a sellout oooOoOoOOOOOOooooo
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Postby grouchypants » Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:51 pm

Petal is getting very depressed. Her islands friends are all turning out to be turncoats bribed by the journalists. She doesn't understand why. Don't they like it here? Why would they do that? At least that raving psycho is gone. Petal feels safe going out her front door again.

So safe, in fact, that she thinks it's time to engage in her fourth favourite passtime, behind yoga, sailing Mabel, and deep sea fishing with Jeff probst. Golf. Petal loves golf! She rounds up her clubs and heads out to the range. She starts out on the driving range, then she practices putting, and then she goes for a round a mini golf. And then the big kahuna! She golfs a full 18 holes! She's not very good, but that's not the point. It's relaxing, and cathartic.
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Postby grouchypants » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:15 pm

Petal is a doofus. She forgot to bring golf balls on her golfing excursion!

Petal heads back to the range after fetching her golf balls. Now shes all ready!

She puts down her tee. She places the golf ball on the tee. She gets her club (driver, an iron, a wood, a putter - she has them all). She swings and......fore!!! It goes sailing overhead! It's a hole in one! Petal even wears her lucky golf hat and funny pants for luck.
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Postby grouchypants » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:32 pm

Petal is so tired. She doesn't think she is going g to be able to make it through this day. She needs something to perk her up! Something to lift her spirits. Wait! What is that she hears? Island music? Is that....drums?? Kettle drums??? Djembe drums??? Singing??? Dancing??? It is! Petal joins in. She loves music, especially island music andnisland drums. She loves all things about being in the Caribbean.

Petal leaves the drumming. Now she's hungry. Where should she go? I know! The ice cream parlor! It seemed like a perfect spot to people watch. She makes he way there. She buys a huge ice cream cone! Two scoops. One chocolate, one strawberry. She digs in. Delicious.

Once finished her ice cream Petal heads down to the dock in the harbour. She sees all of the fishermen coming in for the day. They've got their fishing nets and all of their prized bluefish. It's been a good day for them. At least it has been for someone.

Last but not least for the day Petal decides to take in some surfing. She's pretty terrible at it, but at least she tries. She paddles out on her board, and tries a few small waves. Success! She feels like she's flying!

Finally Petal heads home in her truck. There is no better way to cruise around the island. Petal plans to cuddle up in her room with a travel magazine, and watch the stars. She loves to gaze out her window at the sound. She also may try to find something on TV. She thinks there's a Bill Paxton movie on. She finds it! This say is looming up! Petal thinks she will have a beer.
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Postby VHB » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:37 pm

Why didn't the jr. bodyguard protect the vocal artisan and why didn't the bartender block the suspected journalist
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Postby VHB » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:38 pm

It's 5 to 3 right now.

A mislynch and we lose.
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Postby VHB » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:40 pm

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I'm expendable and with the absentees, we again need the vote

No Kill

I realize this seems counter intuitive but defensive as it is, it's better than a mislynch. A mislynch and we lose. That will also be true tomorrow but then, at least, it will be 4 vs 3 instead of 5 vs 3 and we'll have better odds of guessing right. Which is good when we can't afford to guess wrong.

Where is the other artisan.
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Postby grouchypants » Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:27 am

Im the other artisan.

VHB, your sentiments are right. We can't afford a mislynch today.

On every nights 1-4 a few people were never randomly assigned a lodging. Big cat, laserblast, and VHB. Everyone else had a random lodging or two, so they're less likely targets. Now, 2 nights in a row VHB was at the scanned lodging and didn't come up a journalist, which either means he's good, is the minion, or was scrambling where he was (which would be really risky). So he can live today.

Laserblast I think we should give the benefit of the doubt because he claimed good. And we can only Lynch one person per day.

big cat is acting pretty suspicious. She should be prime lynch candidate today.

Also, because VHB might be the minion he shouldnt be mayor. grouchypants

Good guys, please talk to me. Let me know if reasoning is bad!
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Postby VHB » Sat Mar 25, 2017 3:25 pm

Casimir wrote:It's day. If you guys vote fast enough we can get another cycle in quickly.


well, so much for that, apparently. :?
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Postby Geoff » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:09 pm

don't know what to do
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Postby Geoff » Sat Mar 25, 2017 5:09 pm

don't know what to do
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Postby Geoff » Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:11 am

big cat grouchypants
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Postby Geoff » Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:13 am

By the way efreet is really quiet
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Postby bigcat » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:48 pm

Killing whales went out in the 1800s guys I am a good but lazy islander! VHB no send away is not a good option today
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Postby efreet » Sun Mar 26, 2017 5:43 pm

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Postby can't » Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:38 pm

I was a good lazy islander too until I fell in love with a beautiful Canadian gal. She made me want to be better. She made me a better dad, a more generous and passionate lover and a better pilot. We were coming to help our grieving family and friends here on the island when a giant pelican flew into the engine. My plane crashed on approach and my priestess wife died along with a huge part of me. Now I have nothing left of my old life. After fighting so hard to find the truth and get justice for our island friends and fighting for their way of life I had to accept the generous offer the journalists made me. Now I have all the Fiji coal security I could have eve asked for and I am surfing again. So I think in a way it's all for the best.
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Postby Casimir » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:26 pm

Big Cat was sent off the island. She was the SEO Specialist.

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Postby grouchypants » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:42 pm

Petal hops up and down excitedly

WooHoo!
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Postby VHB » Sun Mar 26, 2017 7:49 pm

Von Ho Balanced picks up a conch shell and blows three triumphant toots on it. Noting it's aesthetically pleasing color pattern, he feels authority radiating from its spindles, and he gently packs it into his sack. Perhaps it will come in handy, or be decisive, tomorrow.
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Postby VHB » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:01 pm

Von Ho Balanced dips into the petty vandalism and kleptomania one would normally expect from his rambunctious mainlander niece, as he starts wandering around the island snuffing out the torches in front of people's houses. He swipe two and heads home with them, stuffing them clumsily and all-too-snugly into his own brazier, giving him three.
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Postby grouchypants » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:02 pm

Scan results:

N1 - no scan (captain jailed by deputy)
N2 - psycho at anchor inn (pootis)
N3 - two wolves at anchor inn (jarl and ratbag)
N4 - no wolves at Woolf campground
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Postby bigcat » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:03 pm

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Postby grouchypants » Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:07 pm

Random lodgings:

N1 - metersk at anchor inn, r+c at Woolf campground
N2- r+c at Woolf campgrounds
N3- efreet at Woolf campgrounds, metersk at Woolf campgrounds
N4- Geoff at seafoam motel
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Postby Casimir » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:26 pm

Apologies for the lack of lore, I'm not at home.

Geoff was bribed. He was the bartender.
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