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Postby benj » Wed May 31, 2017 8:03 pm

no vacation
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Postby def from above » Wed May 31, 2017 8:08 pm

Wow guys

So not nice!
What had happen was...
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Postby VHB » Wed May 31, 2017 8:48 pm

5 DFA
3 Ratbag
1 No Tahiti

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Postby VHB » Wed May 31, 2017 9:45 pm

"WHAT WOULD IT BE NICE TO HAVE?"

"JUSTICE!"

"WHEN WOULD IT BE NICE TO HAVE IT?"

"PRETTY SOON!"

The protest mob is back, and they're carrying Def From Above along, overhead. It looks like he's crowdsurfing at a concert, or being toasted as a sports hero. But he is not, even though he did write a nice haiku about niceness the other day. He wriggles and writhes, protesting all the while.

"But you've got the wrong guy! Remember that haiku I wrote? I don't want to go to Tahiti!"

But they're having none of it, and Captain James T. Piss is still offering a discount.

"Aw, shucks," he laments, before being hoisted into his cabin. Which isn't so bad, actually. Mattress is surprisingly comfy and fluffy.


Def From Above has been sent to Tahiti. He was a Villager.

Night 7 lasts for the next 2 hours and 58 minutes.
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Postby def from above » Wed May 31, 2017 9:57 pm

The Vacationing of Def From Above by the Coward Junebug

Have fun y'all! Thanks for the memories!
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Postby fuckles » Wed May 31, 2017 9:59 pm

i feel bad, sorry def!
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Postby bunejug » Wed May 31, 2017 10:26 pm

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Postby bigcat » Wed May 31, 2017 11:09 pm

Where is Geoff tho Tahiti?!
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Postby bigcat » Wed May 31, 2017 11:11 pm

I would play more but I have no reason to. Being nice is nice though. Let's all be sweet and good. ESPECIALLY Geoff!
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Postby can't » Wed May 31, 2017 11:28 pm

cum to papa
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Postby portia » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:04 am

whoops
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Postby fuckles » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:10 am

yeah im kinda done with this game too! let's see where this goes!!
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:36 am

dumbles wrote:yeah im kinda done with this game too! let's see where this goes!!


HUSH, YOU.

SPOILERS AREN'T VERY NICE

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He opened the door. The non-profit's office was nearly empty. Again. He sighed, realizing he hadn't expected any different, and it was just so hard to be so nice when your own brain is trained by circumstance to expect such negativity.

In fact, Don "Don" Tonberry didn't really have it in him to be nice anymore, he realized.

He didn't even want to come in to work. It had been too long since he'd truly been happy to come to work.

Come to think of it, it had been too long since he'd been happy at all. Not since... years ago.

That one time, he thought, walking into the break room.

Yes, that time, he thought, sliding the silverware drawer open. It was where he had left it. Of course. Who would move it.

He smiled for the first time in ages. Since the time he KILLED EVERYONE.

"I quit," he said, to nobody in particular. He walked back down the hall, past the front desk, to the door, engaged the lock one last time, tossed the keys to the desk, where they clattered with a metallic ping.

No, it was more of a doink.

He closed the door behind him for the last time.

He laughed as he walked down the street, the chef's knife gleaming in the moonlight.


Dumbles has been converted to meanness. He was One Of The Charity Workers.

Day 7 starts now and lasts until 7pm PDT tomorrow.

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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:53 am

It would be nice if we heard from everyone today.
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:12 am

n i c e
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Postby portia » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:18 am

A very nice job we are doing here.
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Postby grouchypants » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:39 am

I think ratbag is a better choice
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:09 am

ratbag is our friend pls be nice
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:14 am

Gee, these meanies sure are lucky!

Wait, that's rude of me. Maybe it's actual skill and intelligence behind these fortuitous selections! Good going, meanies!

Or, hmm, could it be that the meanies have really nice friends guiding their hands?! Aw, that would be so sweet and good and neighborly and decidedly too nice.

*cracks shell of Crème brûlée*
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Postby Ampersand » Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:16 am

*peers inside Crème brûlée*

There's a ratbag in my Crème brûlée! I've won a prize!
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Postby bigcat » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:43 am

no vacation
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:44 am

grouchypants
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
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Postby portia » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:46 am

why grouchypants
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Postby portia » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:46 am

i like grouchypants!!!!
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Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:51 am

they seem very nice! i am just not sure about them! they could have a mean streak and i think a nice vacation would sort that out :)
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Postby grouchypants » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:12 pm

Uh, I care! Not mean. Nice.
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Postby Ankh » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:17 pm

ooOOOooo whats up? you guys should come to tahiti, it's niiiiceeeeee oooOOooo
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:25 pm

I know in my lil bleeding heart that The Ratbag is our friend
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:27 pm

I'm drunk and going to bed but I want to make sure my nice friend lives so I'll go with the other choice of grouchypants
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Postby VHB » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:29 pm

3 grouchypants
2 ratbag
1 no Tahiti

8 hours left
6 of 11 votes in
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