Werewolf XXXVI: Day 6

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby nocents » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:24 pm

It seems like this bumbling villager's bumbling nature is catching up with him.
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:29 pm

Votes for a No Cents Kill: Geoff, Fuckles, Black Drum, Big Cat, Portia

Outstanding votes: No Cents, LOD

Are they the wolves?
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:30 pm

If nocents hits my suspicions on lod go up

He really is at a wedding though
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Postby nocents » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:31 pm

I voted for black drum last page.
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:31 pm

If No Cents is a villager then we probably know who the wolves are, right? And if he's not a villager we also probably know who at least one wolf is.
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:32 pm

Oh my bad.

So LOD is the only outstanding vote and he's at a "wedding"?

I need some confirmation of his wedding status.
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Postby nocents » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:33 pm

Also the dude unnecessarily counting votes to lock in stone the kill on a villager is probably a wolf ;)
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:34 pm

Also this is a dumb question but can a single wolf still kill? Or do the villagers win if there is only one wolf left?
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:34 pm

black drum wrote:Oh my bad.

So LOD is the only outstanding vote and he's at a "wedding"?

I need some confirmation of his wedding status.



He sent me a photo via dm

He looks very handsome
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:34 pm

nocents wrote:Also the dude unnecessarily counting votes to lock in stone the kill on a villager is probably a wolf ;)


Way to flail man I thought you were on a "date"
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:35 pm

portia wrote:
black drum wrote:Oh my bad.

So LOD is the only outstanding vote and he's at a "wedding"?

I need some confirmation of his wedding status.



He sent me a photo via dm

He looks very handsome


Seems improbable TINWOP
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:37 pm

Waywocket sits on an empty bench in the middle of town. He is reading a book on Chessboxing, thinking about what a lovely time he had on his date, when the sky suddenly grows dark. Oh yeah, it's that total eclipse he remembered hearing about. Barfe Towne is in the path of totality. Too bad he didn't get any of those special glasses.

Oh, no, wait, that was two weeks ago.

So why is it so dark?

Oh.

A bunch of angry people are standing over him, leering maliciously at him as they clutch their guts and struggle to hold their lips together.

"Waywocket is totally not a wolf you guys, his alibi is airtight. Pass the wine will you?"

*BLARGH*

*HURRRRRRRK*

"Hey don't get that on my date clothes! Fine, you can help yourself to the wine."

But it keeps coming. There is no relief.


Nocents has been lynched. He was A Villager.

Night phase is in progress.

nocents wrote:I voted for black drum last page.


nocents wrote:
This is black drum immediately after I stupidly voted for portia. I think the vote did have something to do with my suggestion and that his current defense is poor, and also misspells my name.

Waywocket votes to kill black drum, grabs some port, and retires to play Scrabble with his parents. His first word shall be "vomited." Slack him if needed.


Oh yeah, so you did. Didn't notice it because it wasn't in red
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final vote count was 5-1
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Postby nocents » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:38 pm

black drum wrote:
nocents wrote:Also the dude unnecessarily counting votes to lock in stone the kill on a villager is probably a wolf ;)


Way to flail man I thought you were on a "date"


Whoa whoa whoa I'll take getting killed but don't scare quote the date that I said ended yesterday morning!
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Postby big cat » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:39 pm

Fuckkkkkkkk are you kidding me
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:41 pm

black drum wrote:Also this is a dumb question but can a single wolf still kill? Or do the villagers win if there is only one wolf left?


game continues until all wolves are eliminated. In larger games where the wolf team has non-killing assistants (i.e. sorcerer) those often do not have to be eliminated, but that's not a factor here.
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:42 pm

What''s the wolf to villager count right now?
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:42 pm

Current headcount is 4 villagers 2 wolves

we are in a nigh phase now so that will soon change
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:46 pm

Dammit
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:46 pm

Well let me be the first to say Sayonara, No Cents. While I voted for you, I can now acknowledge that you were a villager, and I am sorry for our loss.
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:48 pm

Goeff and I have access to the backlog of the seer channel if one of us is killed
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:58 pm

nocents wrote:
black drum wrote:
nocents wrote:Also the dude unnecessarily counting votes to lock in stone the kill on a villager is probably a wolf ;)


Way to flail man I thought you were on a "date"


Whoa whoa whoa I'll take getting killed but don't scare quote the date that I said ended yesterday morning!



I'm sorry man

I'm glad your good date should soften the blow, though
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 8:59 pm

Whoa whoa whoa Portia he said keep it PG

Seems like there was no blow softening at all.
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:02 pm

black drum wrote:Whoa whoa whoa Portia he said keep it PG

Seems like there was no blow softening at all.



:o
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:11 pm

If they don't kill one of us btw im guessing it'll be to cast suspicion that we're the remaining wolves and not Bros 4 Lyfe
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:13 pm

Well here's my defense: I am not a fucking wolf and I hate wolves to death fuck em
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:13 pm

But I think theyre less likely to narrow the pool of suspects
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Postby black drum » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:14 pm

Wolves can suck my dick hard
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:22 pm

black drum wrote:Wolves can suck my dick hard



That's dangerous dude
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Postby VHB » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:56 pm

Vomit.

Everywhere.

On the ground, in the air
in your clothes, in your hair



There's blood, too, as Geoff has been impaled on a scale model pyramid. Fhe floating eye at the top has burst through his back, just missing the spine. It's very nasty.

And not nice at all.

Geoff has been brutalized by the wolves, and he was A M@$0N

day breaks and it's 3 villagers vs 2 wolves. Match point.
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Postby portia » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:01 pm

Ok guys

You know for sure I'm the only verifiable good one

The wolves think I'm an idiot that will fuck it up

Let's do it
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