Werewolf XXXVI: Day 6

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:22 pm

*tap* *tap*
is this thing on...?
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Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:22 pm

hellooooooooooooo
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Postby john plainman » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:25 pm

I'm the hoodlum
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Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:28 pm

metersk runs inside inside after he realizes his penis is not a microphone. "damn, mead!" he mutters
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Postby black drum » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:29 pm

i assume since roles are out it's too late to join. I will play if it's somehow not too late
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:29 pm

metersk wrote:*tap* *tap*
is this thing on...?


Oh boy is it ever :ahuh:
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Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:36 pm

metersk, vomits out his open window and it lands on someone's head. "yummy, dinner!" he hears from below. he thinks it sounds like fuckles' voice, but he is unsure at this time.
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Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:40 pm

metersk looks out his open window a few minutes later and sees most of the village standing below with their mouths open. "god damn, i fucking hate this place" he thinks to himself as he forces himself to vomit again to feed the village below.
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Postby VHB » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:41 pm

laserblast wrote:the village looked on horrified as they realized metersk was talking into his own penis


metersk wrote:metersk runs inside inside after he realizes his penis is not a microphone. "damn, mead!" he mutters


"Mom," Melvin whined. "I miss Nicenicity!"

"Shut. Up. Oh My God." She rubbed her temples like she was trying to rub away the gray. To rub away time.

"Why did we have to move to Cocke Towne?"

"Because your shit-ass father stopped paying child support, and the royalty checks from my album are pitifully small because you damn millennials don't buy CDs anymore."

"I miss my friends!"

"Don't lie to your mother. You don't have any friends. All you do is sit in front of that computer and play Internet Werewolf."
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Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby VHB » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:46 pm

universe wrote:WHAT IS THE THEME WHAT IS THE THEME


whatever naturally evolves from you the players. I'll be around to bounce off of/react to as well. The more fuel for "creative" deathlore, the better.
galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.

Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding

Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
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Postby black drum » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:50 pm

laserblast wrote:
black drum wrote:i assume since roles are out it's too late to join. I will play if it's somehow not too late


hi dude! stay on alert and i suspect someone will no-show and you can play in the next 36-48 hours. in the meantime don't talk to anyone about the game obviously


Ok thanks!
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Postby milano boy » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:50 pm

metersk definitely thinks it was fuckles who initially ate his vomit dinner and told the other villagers about the free vomit dinner
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Postby fuckles » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:53 pm

fuckles the beggar says "yummy, nice dinner!" to his philly cheesesteak, right before a massive amount of vomit lands on his face and also onto the cheesesteak. not an upgrade. fuckles saved up for the cheesesteak for at least two hours; the economy is good and people are sympathetic to the less fortunate. fuckles the beggar wipes his face and goes to the local macdolnale to clean up properly.
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby Geoff » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:00 pm

Hello
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:02 pm

Tue, the local vomit monger looks out from his shop at the commotion going on outside.

Damnit, I'll never make rent this month.
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Postby bigcat » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:08 pm

The Ghost of an 1800s woman drifts through the shop wall
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:14 pm

Thinking he can get a high price for authentic ghost vomit, Tue tries ramming his fingers down the throat of the spectral intruder, only to pass right through and fall flat on his face.
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Postby fuckles » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:21 pm

fuckles the beggar thinks: but what if the vomiter was also vegan... thanks for listening, omg how are you hearing my thoughts
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Postby werd » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:41 pm

I'm a wolf
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Postby john plainman » Mon Aug 28, 2017 10:44 pm

Italicssssssssss
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Postby nocents » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:37 pm

Waywocket sits in the darkened town square on a lonely bench. Behind him, a church that he stopped going to years ago. To his side, a half-drained bottle of tawny port. Resting against his chest, the curling pages of his favorite book: Da Mystery of Chessboxin'. He snores, and farts.
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Postby Geoff » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:01 am

What's with the italics
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Postby grouchypants » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:56 am

Snivels the rabbit looks around at all of this....vo-mit(???)I don't understand this at all.Since bunnies can't throw up she really doesn't get it, and goes back to eating her lettuce
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Postby bigcat » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:44 am

The Ghost of an 1800s woman sets up an easel and starts painting the rabbit
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Postby lordofdiapers » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:08 am

Sup nerds
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:27 am

What the frick
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:28 am

Day breaks, and Tue prepares to make his rounds collecting fresh vomit for his shop. He places the key into the cabinet and removes the folder containing The Picture, taking due care not to look upon its contents.
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Postby nocents » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:24 am

Waywocket sees the ghost, and the face being painted on the easel, and fears a killer. The smell of tawny port mixes with the smell of vomit, and he wonders, again, why he lives in this town.
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Postby milano boy » Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:28 am

hey
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Postby john plainman » Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:01 pm

Ya gotta want it
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