by Luke » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:06 pm
the villagers, determined at last to root out the suspected fiend iambic and hang him from the gibbet until dead, follow him to Guy Incognito's mansion, where last he was seen headed.
when they break down the ornate door to the estate, a grisly scene awaits them. Guy Incognito is there with his whole dick gone, just completely torn off. to explain: the werewolf iambic, in his full lyncanthrophic glory, has already half-murdered the idiot Guy and slashed away the man's shit penis as a trophy. the wolf holds the remainder of the miserable thing aloft like a busted hacky-sack; blood and ichor coat his fur and claws. what with the entire dick being taken clean off, Guy is now an emasculated little bitch, sorry to say.
a single shot from Cone's pistol--loaded earlier with a silver bullet from fox's forge--puts an end to the proud wolf's reign once and for all. the beast slumps to the marble floor, thrashing about in the spreading pool of Guy's blood and piss (the idiot's dick is leaking piss because of how it got cut entirely off by a resplendent iambic, remember).
as Guy screams and screams like a petty bitch, the villagers, indifferent to his wailing, warily approach the dying werewolf. iambic is still breathing--breathing his last--and struggling to speak.
Legion, the town's gravedigger and its bravest and truest soul, leans in to listen.
"you fools," hacks the wolf in the villager's misshapen, ringworm-y ear. "you have slain the one creature that could have saved you."
he takes another shuddering gasp of air, demonstrably braver in the face of impending death than Guy Incognito could ever hope to be, for example.
"he comes," whispers iambic. "he is coming. he is pedaling closer."
"who?" asks fox, kneeling beside Legion now as blood bubbles at the corners of iambic's maw. "who is coming??"
"you already know," croaks the wolf.
"baaadhaaaaa--"
he dies.
Catullus wrote:I'm not the arbitrator of nudes I just pointed out what made me sad inside.