HPN WW Lucky #13 - EMPLOYEES WIN!

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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:46 pm

Anyone need any adderall?
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.

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Postby fuckles » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:47 pm

i'm locked in the freezer again
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:48 pm

i'm sorry, i must be misunderstanding

but it sounds to me, marcus, like you're stealing my shoes

are you stealing my motherfucking shoes?
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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:49 pm

are you stealing.

my motherfucking shoes.
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Postby DeVito » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:51 pm

Boss! Todd gave me a breath mint but, it tasted bad and I wrote 9 months worth of work schedule and then I threw up!
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:55 pm

hey Wendy, I, uh, grabbed these shoes out of Marcus's locker.

nervously hands Wendy Marcus' shoes

Um, hope you like them.

quickly walks back into the kitchen while hitting himself in the head and mumbling incomrehensibly
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:56 pm

What a spazz
Stuntman wrote:Does anyone remember Late Night Cheeseburger? That was my jam. Tasted like BO.

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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:57 pm

oh, marcus, that reminds me

i can't work tuesdays, sundays, or the 18th - 21th for the next six months

i told doom i'd trade my opening shifts for his closing shifts but check with him because i don't know if he needs to me to do that for all of them

also there's a prenatal yoga class that i like to heckle, and it meets at noon twice a week but the days are always changing to throw me off

so i'll keep you updated on that front

i'm sure, nine months from now, there won't BE a prenatal yoga class anymore
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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:58 pm

unless more people get pregnant..
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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:58 pm

adamtrask wrote:hey Wendy, I, uh, grabbed these shoes out of Marcus's locker.

nervously hands Wendy Marcus' shoes

Um, hope you like them.

quickly walks back into the kitchen while hitting himself in the head and mumbling incomrehensibly


wow, thanks lem. you're swell.
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Postby DeVito » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:04 pm

Has anyone seen my extra shoes?

I need those. They are prescription shoes!
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Postby surly » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:05 pm

Doom borrows the shoes from bread and pummels Marcus repeatedly. He then returns the shoes to bread.
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:07 pm

lordofdiapers wrote:What a spazz


Shut up SHUT UP

counts breathily to himself up to ten and back down
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Postby Kaputt » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:17 pm

Hi I'm magic card collector Corey Calderwood
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Postby surly » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:18 pm

Doom steals all of kaputt's magic cards.

This is no sorcery. If you wish to learn the dark arts, come to me. Do not waste your pitiful wages (WE MUST UNIONIZE) on pieces of shiny cardboard.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:31 pm

Minerva leans on the counter, sighing as she pushed up her large framed glasses, her uniform is annoying crisp and clean.

GUYS I have to study for a test on Thursday, so if we could make sure that you're not making a huge mess that would be great because I can't stay as late as I did LAST Weds and just like, you know. I may only be 17 but pizza making is in my blood okay? And if I can make pizza without making a huge mess YOU CAN TOO.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:32 pm

Can anyone pick up my weekend shifts for the next 3 months?
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:42 pm

yo, I'll take some of your weekend shifts for some addy.
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Postby DeVito » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:48 pm

I'll take these scheduling changes under consideration.

I should note: Papa has the final say on the schedule. The schedules I plan are just suggestions I voluntarily write up in my free time and submit to the boss.

These schedules DO end up making it to the final draft >60% of the time so they are VERY influential.
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:52 pm

shut up Narc-us

You're not the boss.
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:55 pm

Hey guys, who's this weirdo hanging out by the front counter?
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Postby wendy » Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:56 pm

marcus, i hope you get a degenerative disease
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Postby werd » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:11 pm

hey papa quick question

if you're designated pizza inspector can you say anything before picking a pizza?
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:14 pm

werd wrote:hey papa quick question

if you're designated pizza inspector can you say anything before picking a pizza?


I would prefer the pick as soon as possible, but you can react to getting chosen. I may make it so that you have to post the pick by your second post itt, but I want to see how it goes first. It should be done ASAP regardless.
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Postby werd » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:21 pm

ok just wanted to make sure it wouldn't be against the rules to say, tell people who you suspect in case you pick wrong before picking
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:24 pm

Also, inspectors won't be fired until the team meeting at the end of the day. We need to wait to find out if anyone gets sick.
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Postby Geoff » Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:40 pm

is their going to be an official slack channel?
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Postby kit fox » Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:08 pm

haha narcus you wanna play tekken?
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Postby kit fox » Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:08 pm

if I win you gotta cover my friday shift
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Postby kit fox » Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:09 pm

If you win (you wont) you still gotta cover my friday shift
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