Secret Hitler! (Liberals Win!)

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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:17 pm

Vhb, did you get FFL or FLL?
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:17 pm

laserblast do you have any fresh takes on the proceedings
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Postby VHB » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:21 pm

Reinstated Bundestag President Weimar Hermann-Balanced is pleased to announce the passing of a new Language Equality Policy that has officially stricken both the masculine and feminine articles from proper Deutschesprach. No more "der", and no more "die", but from now on all nouns will be referred by the gender neutral "das" out of respect to our genderfluid and non-binary Volk.

Furthermore he is pleased to announce that this batch of cards was the best case scenario for liberal victory. He was given FFL, discarded an F, and passed the remaining cards to Chancellor Iambic, who when presented with an FL choice, chose L. Balanced now has as close to full confidence in Iambic as one can have in this scenario. But the best news of all is that this means the final 3 cards are likewise going to be FFL, which means when the Presidency passes to Iambic, his chancellor should have the same FL choice. If the chancellor chooses L, there will be liberal victory. If the chancellor double crosses the people of Deutschland and puts forth an F, we know not to trust them again and there is no shortage of people for Iambic to assassinate. Bundestag President Balanced trusts Iambic to choose correctly in that situation.
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:22 pm

laserblast wrote:still think you're rather weirdly narrowed in on me and that the path forward is quite easy to discern if you are in fact a Fascist

fino alla fine, Benito.
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:24 pm

I nominate the only other confirmed non-Hitler, Geoff.

if our government fails to pass a (winning) Liberal policy, I think I have respectable odds of killing the titular "Secret Hitler."
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Postby VHB » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:24 pm

I dunno guys, I'm 2 for 2 in getting Liberal Policies enacted now.

But it's obviously just a long-con CIFOM strategy on part of my Charlie Chaplin Mustache-sporting ass to get trusted as the next chancellor which I'm not even eligible to be. Or whatever. :roll:
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Postby VHB » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:24 pm

And I am happy to vote yes on Iambic/Geoff.
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:25 pm

I can confirm I was handed LF, for the little it's worth at this point
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:25 pm

VH Balanced wrote:I dunno guys, I'm 2 for 2 in getting Liberal Policies enacted now.

But it's obviously just a long-con CIFOM strategy on part of my Charlie Chaplin Mustache-sporting ass to get trusted as the next chancellor which I'm not even eligible to be. Or whatever. :roll:


I knew it all along
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Postby iambic » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:28 pm

laserblast wrote:Reasonably pleased to vote no on the next 3 governments and then pick whomever I choose as Chancellor and win the game there.

who's your pick for Chancellor?
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:33 pm

voting yes here

TUE?
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:33 pm

Already voted yes
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:34 pm

super duper
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:36 pm

But if iambic only passed that so that he'd get the assassination and can kill Geoff, I'm going to be very upset.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:41 pm

I suppose I would be disappointed

probably not upset, this game is more amusing than enraging so far
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Postby Luke » Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:29 pm

still need ankh, geoff, and laserblast
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 2:27 am

Policies sent to iambic.
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Postby iambic » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:36 am

what was the voting breakdown
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Postby Ankh » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:02 am

lol
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:10 pm

Iambic actually sent his selection in, I was just on my phone and forgot to change the title.
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:21 pm

Look, I appreciate a good zinger as much as anyone, but mea culpa.
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:19 pm

A Fascist policy has been passed.

iambic can send some men in black shirts to a political opponent's house to make them disappear.
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Postby iambic » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:22 pm

guess I have to upgrade Geoff all the way to 100%, given I passed him FL after throwing out an F

I'm tempted to assassinate the Liar Laserblast, but let's just shoot Ankh this time and be done with it
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:24 pm

Ankh be dead.

You check his body's upper lip; not Hitler.
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Postby Luke » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:26 pm

It's now Geoff's turn to choose a Chancellor.
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Postby iambic » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:29 pm

I will be rejecting any selection Geoff makes
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:30 pm

geoff
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:31 pm

so if we knock down the next two govts capital has to pick someone who isn't iambic or geoff to be chancellor or we draw a card
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Postby Ankh » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:33 pm

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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:35 pm

and the next chancellor if a liberal can reject FF, yes?
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