WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~DAY 2 ENDS 7PMEST~

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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:07 pm

So...I'm thinking right now that I don't really know what to believe. I don't know why Luke would claim medium if he wasn't other than 1)He is a dirty radical scum or 2)he has another special job and thought medium was a safer claim. The first seems more likely than the second. But do we know for SURE he isn't?

No vote for right now, though it's likely I'll change that.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:08 pm

I only ever watch HGTV so I never know these other shows, honestly.
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Postby werd » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:09 pm

Hey shanti we lynched Luke and he was the cable guy
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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:20 pm

werd wrote:Hey shanti we lynched Luke and he was the cable guy


Man this shit goes too fast.

I need to spend less time at appleby's happy hour.

Fucking Christ, killing bread is a low blow. Fuck these radicals. She told me she was working for the good of rajada even though she was neutral. Goddamn it, you bastards!
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:21 pm

Kip raises a megaphone to his mouth and enters the town square

HEY ASSHOLES. I TOLD YOU TO KILL ME. I KNEW YOU WERE TOO DUMB TO DO IT. NOW YOU ARE ALL IN BIG TROUBLE.

JOHN PLAINMAN.....THIS IS MY FUCKING TOWN
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Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:21 pm

john plainman

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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:22 pm

Kip raises his voice to the heavens

YOU HAD TWO NIGHTS TO KILL THE G.O.A.T. AND YOU DIDNT DO IT.

YOU WILL REGRET THAT.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:23 pm

john plainman

To be fair, Kip, they'll probably off you next. Killing Wendy before you was shitty though.

Fuck all you radical assholes. And to think I might have given a few of you some high quality drug samples.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:26 pm

Kip parades through Rajada on a unicycle with his megaphone

MOTHAFUCKAS ACT LIKE YOU FORGOT ABOUT KIP
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Postby bongo » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:28 pm

AOUBG ahahahaHha!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Ankh » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:28 pm

universe wrote:Are you guys gonna respond to the medium message at all?
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Postby bongo » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:28 pm

I have no house only a shadow. But whenever you are in need of a shadow, my shadow is yours
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Postby separator » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:28 pm

i do what LoD says now

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Postby Catullus » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:29 pm

It's pretty cryptic, did you have some brilliant insights?
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:30 pm

universe wrote:Are you guys gonna respond to the medium message at all?



We decoded it and it said to kill John Plainman
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Postby bigcat » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:31 pm

Jodie Smalls tears out of the elementary school parking lot, dodging the minivans still trickling in, late for dropoff. She puts the radio on scan and punches the Home Depot preset on her GPS. It’s off to pick up her weekly shipment of pebbles and succulents, then out to the antique shop at town limits to see if they’ve got any old milk jugs or weathered mason jars in stock. Then lunch at Applebee’s, or maybe Cheesecake if she’s feeling wild.

“And breaking news from highway four-two this morning…” Shit, traffic? Jodie punches scan again turns the volume up.

“Father John Misty found dead…” Honeybear, noooo! Jodie has tickets to every Rajada date. This sucks. They have to offer a refund, right?

Well, at least that’s six hundo more in the bank til the settlement comes through. Going to be a Cheesecake day for sure.
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:33 pm

Can we just make this quick? Kill the Plainman.
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Postby Ankh » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:34 pm

is jugdish gonna post in here?
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:35 pm

Residents please take not that if y'all aint votin Plainman you prolly evil and thats bad
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Postby Ankh » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:36 pm

can you explain the de-code?
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Postby bigcat » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:38 pm

Kip, props for yesterday, but Alice is a confirmed villager who guided us true before so it doesn't make sense to expect Rajada to ignore this. Is there anything you or other cabal members discussed with her that might have informed this accusation?
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:39 pm

Guys guys guys......those arent Plainman votes
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:41 pm

Ankh wrote:can you explain the de-code?



I looked closely at the code and then went to lunch. Took a bite of a BLT and thought..."Kiill John Plainman"
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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:46 pm

universe wrote:I think we need you to spell it out for us.


No problem. It's John with an H, not Jonathan and Plain, not plane.

J-O-H-N P-L-A-I-N-M-A-N
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Postby john plainman » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:48 pm

I'm the lone wolf and this game was broken before it even began
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Postby mudd » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:48 pm

The UPS driver is confused to have the door answered by someone wearing a matched uniform of a different color. He gets as far as 'wend' before he finds himself back on his way to the van with all his papers signed and a baffled expression on his face.

Inside the house, the couriers work with atypical efficiency. They sort through file upon file of colored-pencil crime diagrams and pages upon page of meticulous notes. They unstack, restack, and unstack empties until finally deciding that two should be sidelined to recycling duty. In the basement, they root around in the dark, searching. It takes most of the day, but evenually the prize is located. Behind the glassed-in bottle of scotch with the 'In case of fire, break glass' hammer another chamber is revealed, and in it a dusty black case covered with travel stickers. It's father misty's secret guitar. They trek out of the house, making sure to leave everything neat and tidy as they found it. The courier who opened the door opens the box of colored pencils and set the pencils nicely on the coffee table in case Wendy decides to haunt and needs something to do. He then doubles back and picks up a few to take with, in case she haunts the guitar instead of the house.

Out in front of the house, two courier unfurl a wide banner that says

John Plainman

in angry red letters. Looking close, one of the unfurlers has a tear in his eye.

On the ride down the street, one of the couriers pulls aside to shake a warning finger and Skylar Smalls and his mother.

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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:48 pm

Also if any more evil players want to reach out to me to "get involved" or "help if they can" feel free
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Postby adamtrask » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:49 pm

well then

John Plainman
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Postby JUGLIFE » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:49 pm

Oi mates I'm here lemme just...gotta clear my head a sec...
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Postby Ankh » Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:50 pm

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