lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
Neighbors!
Please join us on the corner of (obscured by sweat) and (obscured) on friday, february (obscured) pm for free lemonade and gluten-free cookies to welcome all our neighbors to the lovely township of Rajada.
Brought to you by the estate of Pierce Inverarity
"I'm doing it. I have to do it."
"You are insane."
"It's in Rajada!"
"You're going to throw your career away and take effectively a 75% pay cut to move across country because of fucking movie, what the fuck kind of retard did I marry?"
"I've always wanted to move to Rajada, you know that! This is my chance."
"You fucking do this, we're fucking done."
"....What?"
"You heard me, you idiot. I can't live with a psycho who lets his movie collection rule his life decisions."
"Oh, so as soon as I want to do what I want it's over?"
"Fuck you don't you EVEN DARE FUCKING START THIS AG--"
"NO I AM STARTING IT. WE MOVED TO CHICAGO SO YOU COULD GO TO SCHOOL AND GOT STUCK THERE BECAUSE YOU QUIT ON A WHIM"
"YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE DON'T YOU FUCKING START WITH ME ON THIS"
"WE MOVED FOR YOUR SCHOOL WHICH YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH. WE MOVED AGAIN WHEN YOU DECIDED YOU WANTED TO START ALL OVER ACROSS THE COU--"
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
"--NTRY. WE MOVED AGAIN, TO NEW YORK, FOR YOUR CAREER. AND THEN YOU WANTED TO PUT IT ON HOLD TO HAVE A BABY. AND THEN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A BABY BUT STAYED HOME ANYWAY. I ALWAYS COMPROMISE AND DEFER TO YOU ON THIS SHIT--"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED AND I HAVE TO DO ALL THE THINKING FOR BOTH OF US ALL THE TIME, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF CARRYING YOUR ASS FOR YEARS"
"-- AND THE ONE TIME I WANT YOU TO DO IT FOR ME YOU FUCKING THROW THIS TANTRUM AND HOLD 8 YEARS OF PARTNERSHIP HOSTAGE WHY WAS I SO BLIND...Whatever. You clearly never really loved me and I just wanted to believe. Fuck you. I'm sure you'll sell all my shit and keep every penny and have some selfish-ass bullshit psycho reason that it's justfied because YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER."
"GOD DAMN RIGHT IT'S THE LEAST I DESERVE IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW A FUCKING SIX FIGURE JOB AWAY WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING SUPPORTING ME YOU FUCKING BOY. YOU FUCKING TINY BOY MANCHILD PIECE OF SHIT"
galactagogue wrote:i usually just assume no one is into me, it makes it easier to be myself.
Suspension Bridge wrote:Werewolf was the best thing to happen to me in 2015 and that includes my wedding
Kenny wrote:If you can remmeber any conversation with a cashier 30 seconds after you had it you're doing it wrong
I tried dating years and years ago and even fell in love with this lovely fellow named Feech. My oh my, he was quite the looker. It truly was one of the worst days of my life when I learned he died tragically in the ugly time before WOLFCORP took in this small town of aimless, stinking, drug-addled drifters under it's wing. I drank a lot those months after I lost him, those bottles of Zinfandel became a comfort to me. I didn't have a single person in my life that I could count on for emotional support so I turned to alcohol. Gosh, I sure did love him even though our time together was brief. I felt something deeper there. I knew we were going to be more. I still wonder what might've been if he hadn't been suddenly taken from me before we had a chance to let our love blossom.
night moves wrote:I will not be made fun of by someone who watches animes
hologram wrote:basically burn down your local whole foods and punch a cop because the galaxy don't give a fuck
Catullus wrote:I'm not the arbitrator of nudes I just pointed out what made me sad inside.
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
night moves wrote:I will not be made fun of by someone who watches animes
hologram wrote:basically burn down your local whole foods and punch a cop because the galaxy don't give a fuck
werd wrote:Hey Steve you like cocaine?
Wanna go bet on the horse races and get annihilated?
I've got most of this eight ball of garbage yak left and need someone to do it with
inspectorhound wrote:werd wrote:Hey Steve you like cocaine?
Wanna go bet on the horse races and get annihilated?
I've got most of this eight ball of garbage yak left and need someone to do it with
when I was a child my father took me to the racetrack and there was someone vomiting his brains out in the bathroom
night moves wrote:I will not be made fun of by someone who watches animes
hologram wrote:basically burn down your local whole foods and punch a cop because the galaxy don't give a fuck
Stuntman wrote:The party's over and we're just the people who are too drunk to drive home and everyone is fighting over who gets to sleep on the couch.
The unabridged autobiography of some one plays quietly on rajada pirate radio plays in the kitchen while justin builds his new ikea shelving unit. Justin is not listening but every once in a while the man is referred to as "Titty" which makes him goggle a bit. Anyway, he's too preoccupied and drunk on expensive beer to change it.
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