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Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~TWILIGHT ENDS IN LIKE 20

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:47 pm
by grammatron
You know what, pal? I'd issued a standing invite to any members of our community to come out to the ranch and stand with me against the tyrannical government if and when they attempt to oust me from the land I call home, but you can consider your invitation revoked. I'm so mad I could spit.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~TWILIGHT ENDS IN LIKE 20

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:47 pm
by Luke
MY KIA!!

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~TWILIGHT ENDS IN LIKE 20

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:48 pm
by werd
That's for Alice

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~TWILIGHT ENDS IN LIKE 20

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:48 pm
by grammatron
Well that was unfortunately timed, but still.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:53 pm
by can't
I'd have the police raid your crazy radical fort if I weren't convinced you'd shoot them all to death

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:57 pm
by grammatron
I am a friend to all law enforcement (#PoliceLivesMatter), but you are right to assume they would not raid my ranch without some resistance from me, my loyal dog Jemp, and my goats.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:57 pm
by palmer eldritch
if you're good you should probably like send some feelers out to this dude right here

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:57 pm
by lordofdiapers
Apologies accepted

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:57 pm
by palmer eldritch
especially someone from the book club cause are you really going to let a fucking tanner do your job for you???

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:05 pm
by lordofdiapers
So here's the plan, we keep killing wolves, sound cool?

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:07 pm
by sevenarts
Hey guys I'm just a guest in town so sorry to keep pointing out the obvious but any good specials should probably contact the self professed tanner anonymously, even after his role in this today.

I'm more than happy to follow the lead of the non-tanner people who were involved in this from now on though.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:09 pm
by palmer eldritch
no one contact me anonymously please

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:15 pm
by iambic
wouldn't it be better to contact lod, who's claiming an actual good role and not a wacky neutral one?

no offense, floyd..

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:20 pm
by lordofdiapers
Yeah hit me up

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:57 pm
by inspectorhound
whats up guys

how we lookin

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:02 pm
by palmer eldritch
hey steve

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:03 pm
by inspectorhound
boy today sure was an ... experience

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:04 pm
by palmer eldritch
totally

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:05 pm
by lordofdiapers
Lookin good bud

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:10 pm
by lordofdiapers
You guys arent going to kill me I bet

Super smart

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:13 pm
by can't
don't taunt the radicals Kip. They don't know what they are doing. It's not nice.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:27 am
by Kaputt
Don looks in the mirror and smiles. Today feels like a full Windsor day. As he loops the softest red tie available on the market around his fingers, Don winks at the mirror. "Today I am going to make some money".

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:22 am
by wendy
The shakes rouse Wendy out of a fitful sleep. She checks the clock and groans. It's too early for this shit.

She rolls out of bed and heads down to the kitchen where she breaks her no drinking before 5pm rule to take a few swigs of Pappy (23 year), then turns on the news. The newscaster's voice cuts through morning quiet.

Elliot Salevyn of the Whatever It's Called pub on Dust Hill Road was lynched by a mob of angry Rajada View residents last night, and when his body stopped grossly twitching and shit it was revealed that he was, in fact, moonlighting as a Cable Guy, a faction of radicals set on preventing the great people of this town from enjoying the mystical adventures of the amazing Theresa Caputo.

Don't touch that dial! After this? Nine consecutive commercials about the next episode of Long Island Medium. After that? Nine more, and then the weather. See you soon, Rajada View!

Wendy stares, slack jawed, at the picture on the screen. Sure enough it's Salevyn, the person she resented least in all of Rajada View. That wasn't saying a lot but it was something, and his knack for pouring bourbon was unparalleled. And he, a radical?

She looks nervously out the window.

Are more out there? Can they see her now? Do they know she's scared? Would she have to drink at Applebee's from now on or would someone else take over whatever his dumb bar was called?

One thing's for sure, she decides. She'll never skip a day of drinking again. And when her shipment of colored pencils comes in she'll shift her focus from old, cold cases to current ones.

The radicals are the ones who should be afraid. Oh, yes yes yes.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:24 am
by mudd
Just after the parking lamps shut off outside sam's, a small team of couriers has coalesced in the sam's club parking lot. There seem to be two little clusters of grey-uniformed activity, circling slowly around the are where the shooting took place an hour or so earlier. Each team features a pair of couriers stumbling around with a portable flood light, another waving a long green rod with a flying saucer bottom that might be an army surplus mine detector, and then a final courier on what looks like a stationary bicycle pedaling furiously behind them. There are long, tangled cables extending from the bike to the lamp that seem to supplying the power necessary to keep the lamp burning. Every few minutes the lampholders and the mine sweep set down their gear, circle around the biker, and physically move both biker and bike closer to their own gear so the power cable can reach as they expand their search further.

One the one team, the biking courier is pedaling quite powerfully, with a look of concentration that doesn't break even when the movers stumble and drop him abruptly halfway through their journey. The biker on the other squad is getting sleepier and sleepier, and one of the light carriers keeps having to double back and snap him awake. It's on one of these trips back that the minesweeper on his team give a shout and the sweeper itself a sharp beep, surprising the now-solo light bearer and causing him to lose control of his lamp. The bulb smashes against pavement with a pop like gunfire, shocking the light bearers on the other team who drop their lamp as well. The parking lot plummets into complete darkness.

After a few minutes one of the couriers produces a weak pen light, and starts hunting for the minesweeper who found the prize. They play a bizarre game of marco polo, but the other couriers are confused and keep answering as well causing their flashlight-wielding colleague to scurry around back and forth until finally locating his target. at that point, he puts the flashlight between his teeth and he and the sweeper get down on hands and knees and search the ground thoroughly. After maybe 15 minutes of crawling about, with his exposed knees all pockmarked and raw from the asphalt, the flashlight wielder shouts happily and stands suddenly. This causes the flashlight to drop from his mouth and go out, so it takes another couple of minutes for him to recover the flashlight and confirm that he has, in fact, found the shell casing from the bullet that killed Elliot Salevyn. At this point the other couriers, who were variously standing about respectfully or napping in place, gather around and pat him on the back. The casing goes into a prepared envelope and into a pocket, and both search crews head back towards the bike rack where their bicycles are waiting patiently. With the light of their bike lamps, they release the stationary bikes, load the generator cables mine sweepers and lamps into bike-pulled carts, and prepare to head out.

Just before mounting, one of the shorter couriers bends to pick up what appears to be a cable crimping tool still sitting on the pavement from the event earlier. Another courier slaps his wrist back and shakes his head severely. The shorter fellow shrugs apologetically and both mount up and follow the crowd out of the parking lot and back towards the Estates.

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Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:14 am
by adamtrask
Maxwell Titcomb sat straight up out of a restless sleep, yesterday's sherry and then whatever else-- Absinthe? Fernet Branca? he wasn't even certain-- rattled in his head. He stared for a moment at the flat, beige wall of his so-called master suite-- a monstrosity to be certain, but with a certain very contemporary sterile charm. He walked into his bathroom-- brown granite and brass fixtures-- and slowly brushed his teeth as his tried to clear his mind and ascertain the events of yesterday. The evening was celebratory, to be sure, but not his usual evening of sherry and loud opera. He blinked at his reflection in the mirror. He had been with the townspeople of Rajada; they had drank and listened to loud music-- not unusual all told-- but the musician, terrible, loud, thumping... what had the young man told him his name was? A dog of some sort... Pitbull? Yes. That was it. They had drank and listened to Pitbull, whatever that was. He smiled at his own memory of the event. It wasn't the sort of revelry to which he was accustomed, but it was something celebratory at least.

"Selwyn," he mouthed out loud through the toothpaste. The man at whose pub Maxwell kept an imported case of amontillado sherry so he could drink in the company of his fellow Rajadans, he had been a radical hiding in plain site, moonlighting as a cable repair man in order to try to pervert Rajadan television broadcasts. So it was true what they were saying, there was a terrorist cell here in Rajada-- poor, left-wing terrorists at that-- and they were trying to bring everything in this town to a halt. "For the love of Ezra Pound!" he said as he spat his toothpaste into the sink.

At least they had lynched the son-of-a-bitch. The display was a tad gauche, to be sure, but it certainly was memorable, as it had penetrated the dark, heavy velvet vale that drunkenness had dropped over his head. Perhaps from now going forward he would stick to the sherry he knew and loved. With so much danger in town, he needed his head to be clear.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~NIGHT 2 ENDS 2/22 AT 6PME

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:19 am
by bongo
busted.. axe in the door?? didnt we talk about the mercedes logo lastnight??

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~SUNRISE~

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:47 am
by bigcat

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~SUNRISE~

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:01 pm
by surly
universe wrote:A professor once told me that the medium is the message.

BOO THIS MAN.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~SUNRISE~

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:03 pm
by Catullus
Mediums sound like a lot of hippie bullshit.

I thought we were past that.

Re: WOLFMANS 15: RETURN TO RAJADA ~SUNRISE~

PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:05 pm
by surly
No, Rajada Views Estate loves TLC's Hit Program The Long Island Medium.