HPN WW #17: The Faculty *STUDENTS, PILLHEAD, GOTH WIN*

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby Alice » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:12 pm

HPNWW17SS

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Rules and Role Descriptions can be found HERE

The game's official slack is HERE.

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If you want to watch The Faculty: HERE
* There are a ton of annoying pop-ups
* It's also on US Netfllix


The stage is set:

It's September, 1998. It's the first week of the Fall Semester at Balm High School. AOL is taking America by storm. A new class of freshmen have arrived and the small, suburban town of Plainville somewhere outside Davenport, Iowa. The town is as bland and nondescript as it gets. There are students, teachers, general faculty, questionable locals, and travelers passing through. It's Friday night, the kids have just finished the first week of classes and are ready to party. We join a group of young partying teens at a house party somewhere on the outskirts of town. Aliens have just landed in some woods nearby and they're scoping out the kids to see who would be a good first kill.

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Postby Alice » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:12 pm

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I will have a tally of Aliens v. Humans without going into the details about how many of each role are in the mix. When a player dies, their role will be fully revealed. You can safely assume there will be at least one of each role listed in the Rules and Role Descriptions google doc if isn't greyed out.

The role mechanics are insanely convoluted this go-around cause why the fuck not right? I've made senseless bloodshed totally unavoidable so just roll with it.

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Current roster: (16)
stakeout *DEAD N1* (Student)
millar *DEAD D1* (Hall Monitor)
clown *DEAD D1* (Student)
werd *DEAD D1* (Pillhead)
The Emperor's Son *DEAD N2* (Honors Art Student)
fuckles *DEAD D2* (Teacher)
Snatch *DEAD N3* (Mother)
compatibility mode *DEAD N3* (Asst. Principal)
ecto *DEAD N3* (Student > Pillhead)
surly *DEAD N3* (Teacher)
duke *DEAD N3* (The Cokehead)
bluemoon *DEAD N3* (Transfer Student)
Kaputt *DEAD N3* (Teacher)
i piss on jed clampett *DEAD D3* (Student)
bill *DEAD D3* (The Church Goer)
palmer eldritch *DEAD N4* (Newspaper Photographer)
adamtrask *DEAD D4* (Substitute) - *CONCEDED*
Suspension Bridge *DEAD D4* (Teacher) - *CONCEDED*
kit fox *DEAD D4* (Coach) - *CONCEDED*
sevenarts *DEAD D4* (Teacher)
separator *DEAD D4* (Principal)
pantsoclock (Student)
john plainman (Drunk Security Guard)
VH Balanced (Popular Cheerleader)
efreet (Student)
Philippe (The Dealer)
Catullus (Chess Club)
metersk (Chess Club)
DRAGONS (Student)
Casimir (The Goth)
Geoff (Student)
Ampersand (Security Guard)
Ankh (The Heartbreaker)
narc blossom (Student)
Capital (Student)
universe (Student)
lordofdiapers (Popular Football Player)

FINAL COUNT:
Humans: 14
Neutrals: 2
Aliens: 0
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Postby Alice » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:13 pm

ALL TIMES BASED ON EASTERN STANDARD TIME:

Night 1: (3/30) 12pm until (3/31) 11:30pm
Day 1: (4/1) 12am until (4/1) 10pm

Night 2: (4/1) 10pm until (4/2) 9am *night actions in by 8am EST*
Day 2: (4/2) 9am until (4/2) 8pm

Night 3: (4/2) 8pm until (4/3) 9am *night actions in by 8am EST*
Day 3: (4/3) 9am until (4/3) 8pm

Night 4: (4/3) 8pm until (4/4) 9am *night actions in by 8am EST*
Day 4: (4/4) 9am until (4/4) 8pm
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Postby Alice » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:13 pm

Here is how to properly format your vote. Please use the qualifier before the color-coded name. Also I will not count quoted-votes as your own. Copy the code here and paste it into your post if you need to.


lynch: Alice
Code: Select all
[b]lynch: [color=#FF0000]Alice[/color][/b]


rescind: Alice
Code: Select all
[b]rescind: [color=#00BF00]Alice[/color][/b]


PK: Alice
Code: Select all
[b]PK: [color=#0040FF]Alice[/color][/b]


PQ: Alice
Code: Select all
[b]PQ: [color=#8040BF]Alice[/color][/b]
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Postby pantsoclock » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:13 pm

Let's do this I am in it to (historically not) win it
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
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Postby surly » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:14 pm

yes
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Postby john plainman » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:16 pm

signing up so that i may kill surly one way or another
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Postby bill » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:23 pm

keen as hell
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Postby VHB » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:48 pm

:twisted:
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You know I'm not missing one of your games, Alice. Especially this one.

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Postby palmer eldritch » Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:58 pm

hello friends
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Postby fuckles » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:02 am

kill everyone
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Postby efreet » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:03 am

Definitely
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Postby efreet » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:11 am

Philippe wrote:in!

(promised you bread, also vivian has to be forced to sign up if he won't)

efreet wrote:Definitely

that's what I call dedication, you aren't even dead yet in the current game!


bill too!
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Postby Catullus » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:46 am

IN!!! :)
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Postby milano boy » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:49 am

i am also definitely in.
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Postby kit fox » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:58 am

hey alice I'm in :)
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Postby compatibility mode » Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:22 am

im in
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Postby i piss on jed clampett » Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:52 am

Im in
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Postby DRAGONS » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:05 am

ready to be the high school goth
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Postby millar » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:09 am

i'll play!
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Postby wendy » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:24 am

Hi, I'm in
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Postby mudd » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:59 am

yeah.

i have to watch the movie still. i can put it up somewhere quiet if people need a pop-up free version?

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Postby adamtrask » Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:58 am

in in in.
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Postby sevenarts » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:14 am

Yesssssss
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Postby JUGLIFE » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:42 am

im not gonna play but this is a great choice of scenario
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Postby Casimir » Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:48 am

Have been wanting to jump back onboard but was away for the last big game. Count me in.
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Postby Alice » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:12 am

Oh and I know the roles are confusing af so I tried to be real thorough in their descriptions. Feel free to ask any clarification questions.
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Postby Alice » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:21 am

In that case, I'm really looking forward to mercilessly killing you
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Postby Geoff » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:58 am

finally!

Yes from me!
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Postby VHB » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:22 pm

stakeout wrote:i dont think ive ever read a single rule or role description and im not gonna start now


Bear in mind this includes the game Stakeout moderated 8-)







[Which I loved, btw. So much I played it twice. ;) ]
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