HPN WW #17: The Faculty *STUDENTS, PILLHEAD, GOTH WIN*

There are worse ways to spend the time, but not many.

Postby palmer eldritch » Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:51 pm

the 90's huh

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Postby lordofdiapers » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:04 pm

I still have that dudes mailing address
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Postby Alice » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:43 pm

Sign-ups are closed. Here we go

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Postby VHB » Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:45 pm

Open enrollment for Elective courses has ended.



Enjoy the rest of your Spring Break. Classes resume 3/31
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Postby Alice » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:22 am

Roles are most likely going out the night of 3/30 before I go to bed, and then the first night will wrap up the next night when I get home from work.

If you don't see me with a green bulb on slack, go ahead and send me your night correspondence anyway. Also wouldn't be a bad idea to send the night correspondences to Luke as well.

Just a quick note for those who end up being aliens. If you're a teacher, I'm doing things a bit different for Alien kills. Each Teacher role will have to cast a vote towards who they would like to kill. Principal and Asst. and all other Alien roles are welcome to give their input to teachers but they cannot ultimately cast kill votes (unless all other teachers have died). No exceptions. The person with the most Teacher votes will be targeted. There will a private discussion room for teachers to discuss and cast votes. When casting a final vote please @alice and @luke in the teachers-lounge room or else I'm definitely gonna miss it. DMing it to me on slack would be preferable too. Something like "N1 kill vote: Alice". Once you've cast a teacher kill vote, you cannot rescind it, so talk it out and be sure before you make it final.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:23 pm

My name is Takako. I am a student here. Fuck you.

I like loud music. I have a Tamagotchi that gives me messages from god.

Best wishes. Please fuck off forever.
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Postby Ankh » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:31 pm

you can call me The Worm
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:41 pm

i'm wendy oiseau. i have anger management issues but i've been getting into calming tea lately. it doesn't help. please leave me alone.

ooc: seriously leave me alone
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:46 pm

oh i'm a senior at ohio high school

my interests include: animals, climbing trees, being by myself, trying to harness magic, going to bed

i do not like: sounds, people, after school activities, getting my hair wet, bugs, bright lights, staying up late
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Postby bluemoon » Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:55 pm

i am handsome and funny and one of the guys but girls love me and so do teachers and parents

i play sports but i'm not a jock, i get along with every clique, i volunteer after school, and i have sex
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Postby Ankh » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:04 pm

hey i've got some extra pills that were prescribed to my dog if anyone wants to take em
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Postby VHB » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:08 pm

Oh, Wendy.

There's this new book out. It's mostly written for little kids but it's still kinda cool. I stole it from my little brother. I think you'd like it. You can have it. I'll leave it in your locker.

Something about a Sorcerer's Stone or something. There's already a sequel in the works.
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:13 pm

funny you mention that my cousin livia lazarus fire chief general of romania sent me a copy of that very book that she got from some dude who runs a cvs over there
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:16 pm

she also sent me an ax
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:17 pm

i buried it in my backyard
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:17 pm

the ax, not the book
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:17 pm

i read the book
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Postby adamtrask » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:17 pm

Laurence Kilminster. Most call me Lanny.

Don't ever call me Larry. Just don't.

Lanny takes a drag off of a Djarum Black clove cigarette.
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:18 pm

maybe i will bury the book now that i think of it
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Postby wendy » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:18 pm

buries the book
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Postby VHB » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:38 pm

adamtrask wrote:Laurence Kilminster. Most call me Lanny.

Don't ever call me Larry. Just don't.

Lanny takes a drag off of a Djarum Black clove cigarette.


Nice name, dweeb.

You play anything, dude? Looking for people cool enough to jam with after school.
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Postby surly » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:44 pm

Hi, I'm Peter. You can find me in the science lab.
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Postby john plainman » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:46 pm

My name is John Plainman. But everyone calls me Slime. Hey, can I borrow a fiver off you?
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Postby Geoff » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:53 pm

Hi my name is Homer Junior, but you can call me Hoju.
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Postby VHB » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:04 pm

Oh wait, did you say cloves?

Sorry for calling you a dweeb. You and I should definitely hang. Meet me over on the far side of the metal shop at 3:15. They never bother to look for anyone there.
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Postby adamtrask » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:05 pm

VHB wrote:
adamtrask wrote:Laurence Kilminster. Most call me Lanny.

Don't ever call me Larry. Just don't.

Lanny takes a drag off of a Djarum Black clove cigarette.


Nice name, dweeb.

You play anything, dude? Looking for people cool enough to jam with after school.


I play synth, obviously.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:08 pm

Hey, guys. Ahab Plant here. I like to think I'm a pretty hip fella.

If you're free on Wednesdays after school, stop by room 286b for AV Club. We usually just kick back with some Pepsis and watch Laserdiscs on the projector that Rod hooked up, but it's a fun time. And totally ladies-inclusive ever since we kicked out Lenny! So, you know, "all formats welcome," as us Tapeheads like to say.
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Postby VHB » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:11 pm

adamtrask wrote:
VHB wrote:
adamtrask wrote:Laurence Kilminster. Most call me Lanny.

Don't ever call me Larry. Just don't.

Lanny takes a drag off of a Djarum Black clove cigarette.


Nice name, dweeb.

You play anything, dude? Looking for people cool enough to jam with after school.


I play synth, obviously.


Synth?

Ugh. Man.

Oh, all right.

Whatever. As long as you bring cloves.
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Postby VHB » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:15 pm

I GUESS we can learn some NIN songs to do or something.
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