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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:12 pm

Man, okay, salt is high, I get it.
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:12 pm

Stone cold don't need to read. He just crushes dudes.
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:13 pm

I think stake might be hungry

This is how my nephew gets
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Postby john plainman » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:17 pm

No it's true: bread is Neo.
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:19 pm

I agree with you on that stakeout

I'd be clueless without Trask, surly, mudd, and LoD
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Postby Geoff » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:19 pm

just released vlookup and rand yay!
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Postby john plainman » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:20 pm

Bread certainly has a posse. It ruined Rajada 2 for me but w/e it's just Internetstrangers
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:20 pm

Okay @stake
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:21 pm

I didn't mean to break Rajada 2 I've apologized a million fucking times omg
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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:25 pm

Hey, there will always be bread wrestling the Gods in Thanatos and her entire arc in Transylvania so I say whatever, she's legend anyway.

I sucked in a bunch of games but I still love playing. GUYS YOU ARE FORGETTING THAT PLUR MEANS PEACE LOVE UNITY AND RESPECT OKAY??
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Postby iambic » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:26 pm

gg
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:27 pm

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oh man lol
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my door with your name in diamonds
and you'll feel lonely
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Postby Alice » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:27 pm

This one goes out to stakeout



This was the #1 hit throughout America for the entire month of September, 1998.
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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:34 pm

stakeout wrote:peace love unity and respect is like a list of things i hate the most



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Postby can't » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:49 pm

gg iambic thanks fornot leaving me in the weeds this time
gg everyone thanks for b3ing l337
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Postby iambic » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:51 pm

narc I didn't play this game
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Postby universe » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:56 pm

Or did you?
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Postby can't » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:57 pm

are you sure? I can't tell because I have no idea where you went
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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:59 pm

iambic played this game about as much as some people on the cast list but whatever, I still had fun
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Postby Catullus » Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:59 pm

Fucking a, toop :(
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Postby kit fox » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:02 pm

yeah i hope capital is alright
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Postby surly » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:12 pm

looks like she's someone who just owned you into oblivion
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Postby VHB » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:13 pm

EPILOGUE: STUDENT BODY TRIUMPHANT

The surviving members of Balm High Class of '99 decided to put together a Time Capsule for the kids who will come after them.

One by one those left standing added something meaningful to them, and/or something cherished by those who didn't make it. Thigs too painful to hold on to directly but which definitely shouldn't be lost or forgotten.

A windows 98 install disc [Pants]
A tamogatchi egg [Takako]
A hollowed out crucifix necklace [Emily]
The keys to the grotto [Jeff from Minnesota]
A six pack of budweiser and a foam middle finger [StoneCold]
Several back issues of the Balm Army Review [Geoff]
A sketchbook full of really awesome concept art [T.E.S.]
A fireax [Wendy]
A lacrosse stick [Separator]
The answer key to all of Miss Pissman's history tests, with dirty cartoons drawn in ["Slime"]
Season 1 of Dawson's Creek on VHS [Joey]
A lighter [Rayzer]
Assorted Jack Chick Tracts [Caroline Bill]
A little black book with contact info for half the senior class entered [Ankh the Worm]
A dimebag and some incense [Casimir Powers]
A pack of clove cigarettes [Lanny]
One Student ID Card with badly chewed up edges, and a straightened out bobby pin [Veruca]
A copy of the official recording of Senior Ball [Ahab Plant]
A copy of the AD&D Player's Handbook [Jefry Efreet]
A homemade Venom suit [Peter]
The Student Handbook with all the school rules of dress code and behavior [the ironically nicknamed Ron "Narc" Rulefollower]
A set of dancing sticks [Hector]
An essay laying out all the evidence that proves Tupac, Elvis, and JFK are all actually still alive as of December 1998 [Vixen Mudd]
A homemade recording of every episode of My So Called Life [Jared "Metersk" Palmetto]
A Prom Queen's Crown [Cat Starchild]
And, after a little playful debate, one shirt from Abercrombie and Fitch [Devin "Uni" Lima]

Along with the above, the class throws in a sealed letter. Addressed to "The Future" across the envelope, it reads as follows:

"Dear Future,

We had to fight real hard for you to even have a chance to exist. A bunch of us didn't make it. Some of us even got converted and we had to kill each other for a while. It totally sucked. I know you probably don't think about it much, or at all. It's part of being young. I didn't think about this shit either until like a couple weeks ago. Look, I'm not saying you have to kiss our ass forever. Our parents took that stance with us and it's so lame. But like, show some respect when you see us. And don't forget about us. And don't waste what we did by wasting what you have. That'd suck. Life is like, fucking precious, and shit.

We dedicate this Time Capsule to you.

Sincerely,
Vanessa "Veruca" Balanced, lead singer of Systyr"

Lanny uses his chalk to write

"DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2019"

Across the outer shell, and with that, the Class Of '99 seals up the Time Capsule, and everyone... jock, nerd, tweaker, loner, preppie, it doesn't matter... picks up a shovel and starts digging.



FIN

Oh, and I've been sitting on this .gif for my own death lore, but since that never came up, I'll use it here.

Veruca Balanced has one last message for the aliens:

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Good Game to all. Thank you for letting me pretend to be a girl on the internet. :?
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:17 pm

Don't talk about my colon
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:21 pm

Oh and before I forget, Wendy was planning to leave Jeff for Peter from day 1
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:21 pm

I mean, Peter and Wendy. You can't get in the middle of that.
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:23 pm

yeah i played like shit

ah well, next time (or the time after that)
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Postby surly » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:25 pm

:roll:
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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Postby wendy » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:26 pm

stakeout wrote:incredible stakeout: i am going to die n1

evil bread: WHAAAT???? no waaaay!!!!

incredible stakeout: lol


i really thought i'd be able to find us a better candidate to kill than you

but the other wolves were set on removing you from the game. obviously for the best since you were onto me from the start, stake.
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Postby surly » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:28 pm

:roll:
lordofdiapers wrote:damn it Greedo will forever fuck that word for me
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