Secret Voldemort (Ministry Wins!)

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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:29 pm

I didn't give you permission to use that spell
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:29 pm

adamtrask wrote:Why would you vote for us simple wizards, Lady Auror?



Your hubris will be your downfall.
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Postby VHB » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:29 pm

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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:32 pm

duke wrote:Yes, I'm the Death Eater that is laying out all my thoughts publicly in the thread so everyone can see why I'm making my decisions, while you vow nominate your friends with seemingly no motivation beyond that.


Secret Hitler Rules PDF wrote: In most cases, Hitler will want to play as a staunch liberal - that way, the group will be amenable to installing him as Chancellor later in the game.
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:32 pm

What motivation ought I to have, pray tell?
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:33 pm

I say, if you know the death eaters, why don't you name them, and then we'll have an orgy of liberal policy enactment.

Except you know nothing like the rest of us and are simply blowing hot wind directly up our arses.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:34 pm

surly gortat is reading the pdf
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:38 pm

I think Mr. Blaster comes off like a good intentioned wizard, I just think that his strategy would be untenable if everyone used it

(and it puts a lot of faith in defaulting to the 3rd govt of surly, but it's of course equally likely from Blast's perspective [if he's a good wizard] that either of us is a Death Eater, so it makes better sense to him than me)
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:42 pm

That's well and good but we are a Liberal/Liberal ticket, and I wouldn't be so quick to put that level of implicit trust on the Gortat coalition.
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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:45 pm

i wouldn't put implicit trust in any coalition yet tbh
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:47 pm

Platform: We are not Death Eaters.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:48 pm

Lotta boneheads and Death Eaters running wild.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 1:49 pm

My platform is "vote yes or die"
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:28 pm

spoken like a true death eater, bea
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:29 pm

i know i said i get too invested in these games but when the wizarding world is at stake there's no such thing as too invested imho
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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:30 pm

duke,
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:30 pm

surly,
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Postby surly » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:32 pm

yeah, you did
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Postby adamtrask » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:34 pm

That willingness seems like 2 DEs working together/
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:41 pm

Can't wait to see you'll cowards votes
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:56 pm

it's important that we kill voldemort

and also that dildo wands are not only outlawed but registered as a class a object on the registry of proscribed charmable objects
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Postby wendy » Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:56 pm

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Postby Ankh » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:00 pm

goddamn how did i miss this?
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Postby Ankh » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:00 pm

u bastards
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Postby Luke » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:06 pm

Waiting on Catullus.
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Postby Catullus » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:15 pm

I vote yes.

I think this sounds like a good pairing, and we need to do our best to get the scourge of he who must not be named from the Ministry.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:17 pm

Make sure you PM Luke with your vote.
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Postby john plainman » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:22 pm

I have been nothing but honest and goode
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Postby Luke » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:46 pm

The election of palmer/pierrot on their controversial "dildo wand" platform has failed.

Votes For:

palmer
vhb
cat
duke
pierrot

Against:

trask
surly
bread
snatch
philippe
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Postby Luke » Wed Apr 06, 2016 3:48 pm

trask may now choose an undersecretary candidate
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