HPN WW #18: SCABS WIN

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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:26 am

Grammatron

phillipe

i still dont think phillipe is evil, but i want my vote to count towards something.

im being erratic not evil.
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Postby Catullus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:27 am

All right, I'm not sure what compatibility mode is doing on this page, so I'm not going to change my vote at the moment, but I would like it noted that I find Phillippe very suspect and would really like to see what she is. If you're a worker, you're not a great one. I'm interested in why efreet voted for cm. Talk to us, what pushed you over the edge?
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby efreet » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:41 am

I found compat's series of posts weird. Although, he did go from a presumably safe-looking vote to something more bizarre. Switching back to philippe is sorta a self preservation move, but I would have done that too.

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So for now,
phillipe,

but I wonder what geoff and grammatron have been up to.
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:43 am

grammatron was on the login list like 30 mins ago. dude has like 45k posts, cant spare one for ww?

efreet comes in, drops my name and bounces. if phillipe and efreet are both scabs this would be their best move since i am kind of fucking up the scent.

the choice is easy, kill me or phillipe.

if you kill me, you will feel dumb.
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Postby efreet » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:47 am

fwiw, I don't really think you're a scab.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Apr 19, 2016 11:50 am

Ronnie Balloon stares longingly at a framed photograph of his beloved Eunice, gone almost a year now. She was always so good at reading people and helping poor, dumb Ronnie make smart decisions when it came to union matters. In another time, she would've been the one out there on the picket line. But in this day and age, it wasn't meant to be. She was going to stay home and raise their family. Of course, it turned out Ronnie was shooting blanks, so that never panned out the way they'd hoped. He sighs loudly.

"Philippe has been very shifty," Ronnie thinks. He hates the thought of losing a loyal member of the union if he's wrong, but without the muscle to help make decisions, what choice do the workers have?
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:14 pm

a scab probably wouldnt think im a scab.
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:41 pm

i get the feeling gramm is hiding behind his role playing.

then again, when im playing WW sometimes i just want specific people to die, in this instance its grammatron.
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Postby VHB » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:43 pm

With the vote outcome this clear we're going to wrap up a little early.

Image


"Please, step into my office, Checkers."

Panting, and excited tail wagging.

"Sit."

"BARK!"

"There's been some concern about your loyalty to the union."

"WOOF!"

"A lot of us think you're a scab."

"ARF!"

"Even more of us think you're spying on us at the behest of Vice President Nixon."

"GRRRRR!"

"I dunno, it just seems like the sort of thing he might do in the future. Anyway, you're out of the union. Scram!"

Checkers whimpers plaintively, but it is to no avail.



PHILLIPE has been kicked out of the union. She was Vice President Nixon's favorite poochie. She was also AN ORDINARY FACTORY WORKER.

Night 4 begins now and ends when LB and/or I receive night action requests and are physically able to post them.
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Postby Catullus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:52 pm

Well that answers that.
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby Ankh » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:53 pm

huh. well,
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Postby VHB » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:57 pm






UH OH


The suited, ominous, badly accented toughs corner their next blackmail target.

"Hey, we know what you really are. If you know what's good for you, you'll abandon the str-"

"can we do regular ol' boarding in here or does it have to be all some sick twisted fucked up game(s)"

"What are you even talking about?"

"i think i'm gonna do some normal boarding in here when i get the chance"

"Now look here, chum, we're trying to blackmail you and you keep inter--"

"i think we should use this space to spitball what the rules for this subforum should be as a community

i'm talkin' friendly and open dialog here

i'm talkin' puttin' it out there and hashin' it out"


"Oh Gee Whiz would you go suck an e--"

"you took from me my threads..."

"Look, just move along, pally. We're shutting this strike down, and if you get in our way, well, something's gonna happen to you."

"i mean, i suppose i feel somewhat responsible for this since bread seems to have gotten it in her mind that badhat is not the only person to have ever banned me from hipinion

bread, if you're reading this, please let me know what i can do to help you"


"Oh SHUT. UP."

Gunshots.

GEOFF has been killed by the blackmailing scabs out of their frustration with him. He has, however, still only been banned by Badhat and never by Bread. He was THE SLOKRA and thus the Scabs get a bonus blackmail.
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Postby wendy » Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:59 pm

i'm gonna ban slokra now
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Postby wendy » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:01 pm

compatibility mode wrote:when im playing WW sometimes i just want specific people to die, in this instance its grammatron.


and i respect this
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Postby Ankh » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:03 pm

how exactly did the scabs achieve this god-like vision?
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Postby kit fox » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:05 pm

well efreet was asking around about geoff
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Postby ecto » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:12 pm

o0o0o0o you fools
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Postby Ankh » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:13 pm

0 people have reached out to me on slack this entire game

nobody actually wants their jobs back, huh?
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Postby kit fox » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:14 pm

ecto wrote:o0o0o0o you fools



quiet you self silencing ghost
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:15 pm

fool is a good slang in 1957
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:22 pm

And this is precisely why worrying about numbers and voting with caution is, as I have repeatedly stated, justified. :geek:

Our path forward here is... luck?

See ya'll on the other side of this shit night.
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Postby kit fox » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:29 pm

efreet asked me why ankh suspected pierrot despite my not telling him that ankh told me that

the only person I told that was you, stakeout
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Postby Catullus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:33 pm

What is happening?

I'm currently clutching my pearls and full of consternation!
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby Catullus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:34 pm

stakeout wrote:I don't think there's much to the ankh thing tho. The back and forth between efreet and compatibility mode before the Philippe vote is much more shady than anything ankh has done. And compatibility is trying to throw grammatron for no reason


I'm really suspicious of compatibility mode especially after this.

The geoff kill is amazing to me.
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:38 pm

stakeout, catallus, and efreet are all riding for me.

ya'll are either scabs or have tunnel vision.
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:40 pm

what kind of reasoning has grammatron committed beyond:

"welp, what are you going to do? kill phillipe."

i told you guys she was good, then people started crowding me. what am i going to do, vote no kill?
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:41 pm

catallus is on this mother hen tip that honestly threw the suspicion onto phillipe (getting her killed), and stakeout is just kind of going along with it.
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Postby Catullus » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:43 pm

Hey I'm not the one acting like a dang dingus here. If you're not scab you're playing a weird ass worker game.

We need to wait until we see who dies before we jump to conclusions.
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Postby grammatron » Tue Apr 19, 2016 1:57 pm

Ronnie awakes with a start, gasping at the news that Philippe was, in fact, a loyal union member. "We done goofed up," he says. "Then again, act like a scab, you're bound to get picked." He rolls over and goes back to sleep, wondering how the news got to him in the first place.
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Postby compatibility mode » Tue Apr 19, 2016 2:04 pm

i only started actually playing the game with any earnest like two hours ago, and since that time all ive done is post legit opinions and observations.

now you guys are like, dude CM is so sus.

being active is suspicious?

look at the people that are posting nothing, or nothing with any substance.
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