Werewolf XXVI (WOLVES WIN, LOVERS WIN)

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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:31 pm

you guys are both wolves anyhow...
....so I rest my case.
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Postby Casimir » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:32 pm

narc blossom wrote:
Casimir wrote:narc, you thought surly was dead when he revealed as empath and told him you are a wolf. Trying to throw me under the bus is as close you can get to confirming I am villager as we can get without me dying or posting a screenshot.


That is completely ridiculous and untrue. Why would I do that?

You guys kill casimir when you realize I'm good. This dude is full on wolf.

I have been with you on every vote and would like to continue to help.


I have no idea why you did this, but surly has said you told him, and Pierrot believed him. My guess is that when snatch swooped in calling it a day you decided to share your role, I don't know you wouldn't be the first wolf to reveal your role this game.
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:35 pm

Casimir wrote:
narc blossom wrote:
Casimir wrote:narc, you thought surly was dead when he revealed as empath and told him you are a wolf. Trying to throw me under the bus is as close you can get to confirming I am villager as we can get without me dying or posting a screenshot.


That is completely ridiculous and untrue. Why would I do that?

You guys kill casimir when you realize I'm good. This dude is full on wolf.

I have been with you on every vote and would like to continue to help.


I have no idea why you did this, but surly has said you told him, and Pierrot believed him. My guess is that when snatch swooped in calling it a day you decided to share your role, I don't know you wouldn't be the first wolf to reveal your role this game.


this never happened. I don't know how you would have so much insight into how exactly this went down were you not actually involved in creating the lie. surly just called me out out of nowhere.
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:36 pm

probably because you told him to. surly and wendy were obviously working together. with you.
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Postby Casimir » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:37 pm

It isn't insight narc, I said it was my GUESS.
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:38 pm

well its ludicrous and was created by team evil to get everyone to lynch a good. and it is working so whatever, you'll probably be the next lynch either way.
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:41 pm

I love that wendy and surly are controlling this game from hell.
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Postby can't » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:55 pm

in case i wasnt clear:

surly defended wendy because the wolves made him work in exchange for his life. its the same reason he fingered me when sentenced to death. most likely part of that agreement was to call out a villager and he chose me because i was honest about believing he was not a wolf but voting to lynch him anyway. that's all i can surmise.

pierrot was oddly certain about me because he wanted to get the heat off of himself. the wolves killed him to frame me.

casimir has woken up and created details about this framing that no one would know other than surly and myself which leads me to believe he had a hand in this fabrication. i will urge you one more time to think about what you are doing and choose the more likely wolf. thank you.
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 16, 2016 8:33 pm

narc




naaaaaaarc




FYI:
I will be putting your bones in my pillowcase tonight.

I'm going to have such a stiff nick in the morning! 8-)
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Postby laserblast » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:21 pm

Waiting on two votes. Will move to end dayphase if they come in. (You know who you are.)
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Postby metersk » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:27 pm

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Postby laserblast » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:33 pm

As the Villagers move to string up Narc Blossom, a sound none of them have ever heard rises above the chanting horde.

They have no fucking idea what it is. But you and I would know it as ... an ENGINE!?

And indeed, it is the engine. Of a 2016. Jerp Wrangler.

Unfortunately, its driver -- uh let's say it's Ghost VHB? Sure, it's Ghost VHB, why the fuck not -- is a little incautious, and Narc is caught underneath its wheels. And just like that, the Jerp disappears.


Narc Blossom is dead. He was a Wolf. Let this be a lesson for y'all: Don't ever taunt until the death lore goes up.

Night 6 begins now.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:36 pm

Amp and metersk as the remaining wolves?
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Postby VHB » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:36 pm

laserblast wrote:As the Villagers move to string up Narc Blossom, a sound none of them have ever heard rises above the chanting horde.

They have no fucking idea what it is. But you and I would know it as ... an ENGINE!?

And indeed, it is the engine. Of a 2016. Jerp Wrangler.

Unfortunately, its driver -- uh let's say it's Ghost VHB? Sure, it's Ghost VHB, why the fuck not -- is a little incautious, and Narc is caught underneath its wheels. And just like that, the Jerp disappears.


Narc Blossom is dead. He was a Wolf. Let this be a lesson for y'all: Don't ever taunt until the death lore goes up.

Night 6 begins now.


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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:37 pm

Maybe big cat instead of metersk?
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:40 pm

The wolves are among big cat, casimir, and metersk.

Mark my dying breath!

Goodbye cruel world!

Farewell!

Adieu!


(Fuck ya, woofs.)
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Postby Ampersand » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:45 pm

oooOoOooooo I would like to point out that I called narc as a wolf on Day Fucking One ooOoooooOOooo
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Postby laserblast » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:51 pm

*frantically Googles "polite ways to tell someone they aren't dead"*
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:51 pm

Koira the bounty hunter is wearing a ridiculous number of guns as he sets out into the night.

"Alright siblings. Koira has your scent now. Koira will find you in your hidings places. Koira will sneak up on you and take you back to where you belong."

He whispers as he stomps off into the desert. Between the clanking of the guns, his snow camouflage gear basically glowing under the full moon of the desert, and the smell of his cigar it is unlikely that Koira is sneaking up on anyone, let alone the powerful siblings.
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Postby palmer eldritch » Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:58 pm

I'm all these living and dead persons
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Postby Jarl Skeletal » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:00 pm

Koira sees the ghost of palmer and shoots it.
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Postby dumbles » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:03 pm

Connor Bodkin takes a damn whizz into the fountain motherfucker what the fuck?
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:01 am

I went to see some bands play some music tonight, and is it just me, or do all songs sound the same? Even if they're completely different styles, they all seem to have the same melody and same lyrics. Something about happening everyday and a passerby or something. It's ok with me.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:01 am

Also, are we waiting on someone in an odd time zone to put in their kill? Geoff? Who else?
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Postby Casimir » Wed Aug 17, 2016 8:58 am

Waiting on you wolves.
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Postby laserblast » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:11 am

Casimir wrote:Waiting on you wolves.


Yep, you were.

Casimir is dead. He was a Villager.

We'll go until 7 p.m. ET or until all votes are in. Please note that I will only be around intermittently today, so don't count on votes closing the second the last person casts their vote.
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:37 am

*digs up grave*

*pries off lid*

*leans in close*


What's that, Casimir?

Geoff, you say? You want me to destroy Geoff?

Okay, Geoff.

*piss*
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Postby Ampersand » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:38 am

It's hard being village leader, but I do what I can.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:52 am

Depending on whether the lovers are both villagers or one wolf/one villager, we are dangerously close to losing the game if we mislynch. I'm going to re-read the thread after work before deciding on my vote.
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:09 am

If the lovers are one wolf/one villager and we lynch a villager today, the game is over. If they're both villagers and we either lynch one or lynch a different villager with the wolves killing a lover, we are left at only 3-2. We pretty much need to lynch a wolf today.
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