Official 2012 GOP Primaries Shitshow

[Mr Spaceship]

It's kind of unfortunate how crummy all these people are, because the real threat is in all these GOP governor scumbags who seem to be doing a lot more to further their agendas than Obama. The GOP candidates for President this year are all such a joke.

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

yeah 2016 will be marco rubio, jeb bush, jon huntsman, chris christie, bobby jindal and mitch daniels, and this year it's like the panel on 'red eye'

[Mr Spaceship]

I hope Hillary comes out swinging in 2016, she could probably win

[reversemigraine]

jebs not running take it to the bank

thats what they said about obama

Obama was already a declared candidate by this point in the election cycle.

[Zwischenzug]

yeah 2016 will be marco rubio, jeb bush, jon huntsman, chris christie, bobby jindal and mitch daniels, and this year it's like the panel on 'red eye'

+ Niki Haley, Rick Perry, and Rand Paul

[murray st.]

blade runner-esque chinese protectorate slum/giant dome created by the sam walton family/fallout: new vegas

this was a pretty amazing line to read

was it like seeing the future
because it is

[toots]

[toots]

like that

[reversemigraine]

giant dome created by the sam walton family

I mean, it's not a dome, but it's not far off.

[murray st.]

in the future people who look like roy batty will either be executed or genetically farmed for dancing with the stars coaches

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

lol "newt explore" what

http://newtexplore2012.com/

his wife is a gilf (gingrich i'd like to fuck)

[Ankh]

someone tell Newt that McCain already tried a wife that would appeal to the reptilian constituents and it didn't work

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

what do you think those flag-waving folks on his website are looking at

[Ankh]

her mothership

[BlackSugar]

someone tell Newt that McCain already tried a wife that would appeal to the reptilian constituents and it didn't work

hopefully he'll have a new one by the iowa caucuses

[Earthlight]

i don't think santorum will catch on. he has that hateable smug quality like that chick from msnbc whose name i'm drawing a blank on for some reason

[VHGisdead]

I guess you're comparing Rick Santorum to Rachel Maddow?

[Earthlight]

thats the one. they kind of have the same haircut too

[Frank]

http://newtexplore2012.com/

That's some name.

[Jeremy]

Newt would probably be the worst possible entity to explore.

[Feech La Manna]

So I guess after the past couple days we can probably go ahead and draw a line through Huckabee

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

So I guess after the past couple days we can probably go ahead and draw a line through

[darger]

this tumblr is pretty good:




http://newtinfrontofstockphotos.tumblr.com/

[Jeremy]

[C]ontrary to what the Hollywood media reported, I did not "slam" or "attack" Natalie Portman, nor did I criticize the hardworking single mothers in our country. My comments were about the statistical reality that most single moms are very poor, under-educated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death.

Yeah the correct term is "EVISCERATE," Hollywood media.

[darger]

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who is in the early stages of a presidential campaign, spoke in an interview with David Brody of the Christian Broadcasting Network about his history of adultery and divorces. And as Gingrich told it, he sought God's forgiveness -- and as for the events themselves, they were driven by how hard he was working and his great passion for America.

"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," said Gingrich.

[Durham]

Newt is like a real-life villain from a Victorian serialized novel.

[important dentist]

that is a serious "well my biggest flaws are also my biggest strengths" response

[sordid affair]

i'm pocketing "things happened in my life that were not appropriate"

[Feech La Manna]

"When I fucked those women, it was out of my love for America. I was picturing America's face as I fucked those women. You might say, I was fucking America."

[sordid affair]

newt, my dear: i shiver in anticipation of the next deliciously euphemistic morsel

you may not be the only politician to employ them, but honey, you are the best