OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Brain Stew » Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:15 pm

I used to use both OkCupid and Match.com. I got sex on both sites and now have a girlfriend from Match.com, so whatever works. I guess.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby sam » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:58 pm

Somebody just chose me on quickmatch...hehe.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby fancieland » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:58 pm

Two cum dumpsters contacted me in the last week and didn't respond when I said something back.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby sam » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:59 pm

Also, my date I had a week ago hasn't message me back after I messaged her for a second date. What do I do? I wonder if she just missed it. Hhhmm.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Motron » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:01 pm

If the first date was successful you should have her number.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby black mamba » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:02 pm

always exaggerate the quality of your hat
for example if you have a baseball cap say you have a beanie etc.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby joe » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:02 pm

someone unattractive just messaged me to say that she liked my face
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby sam » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:02 pm

Motron wrote:If the first date was successful you should have her number.


I do...if I have it, am I coming off as a pussy if I still message her through OKCupid?
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:21 pm

sam wrote:
Motron wrote:If the first date was successful you should have her number.


I do...if I have it, am I coming off as a pussy if I still message her through OKCupid?


YES
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby pulled pork » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:31 pm

You should have it before meeting her, or no? I don't think there is any standard procedure with these sites.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Mister E » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:17 am

There was this 80-some percent match girl and she looked cute and then she said she loved Ayn Rand.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby jewels » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:20 am

Mister E wrote:There was this 80-some percent match girl and she looked cute and then she said she loved Ayn Rand.



and . . .
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby sam » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:20 am

Mister E wrote:There was this 80-some percent match girl and she looked cute and then she said she loved Ayn Rand.


That probably means she only dates guys who are employed at the very least.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Mister E » Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:55 am

sam wrote:
Mister E wrote:There was this 80-some percent match girl and she looked cute and then she said she loved Ayn Rand.


That probably means she only dates guys who are employed at the very least.


sam is every post you make about your perceived superiority?

Tone down your ego man. Also I have a pretty good job.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby wintergreen » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:30 am

Mister E wrote:
sam wrote:
Mister E wrote:There was this 80-some percent match girl and she looked cute and then she said she loved Ayn Rand.


That probably means she only dates guys who are employed at the very least.


sam is every post you make about your perceived superiority?

Tone down your ego man. Also I have a pretty good job.


i guarantee you this means she had to read the fountainhead in 12th grade and it's the last book she read.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Mister E » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:33 am

All the moderately hot chicks are down in Philly.

That's like, far away.

Also the heavier types are liking me I think.

"i like photography too. esp black and white."

Ugh.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby Mister E » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:36 am

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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby this is destruction » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:36 am

Mister E wrote:All the moderately hot chicks are down in Philly.

That's like, far away.

Also the heavier types are liking me I think.

"i like photography too. esp black and white."

Ugh.


the philly girls are kind of ridiculous.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby pablito » Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:56 am

trudeau wrote:always exaggerate the quality of your hat
for example if you have a baseball cap say you have a beanie etc.

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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby rolaids » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:34 am

a lot of girls on this site seem to like 1984
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby clockout » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:46 am

last time around the girl got menses all over my sheets and left after i passed out
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby sam » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:48 am

Did she leave behind some quarters to pay for the wash?
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby clockout » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:51 am

she ripped the sheets off from under me and balled them into a bloody wad in my laundry pile
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby feral » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:54 am

The one date I had from OKC was on the day when Michael Jackson died, and I was really bummed and after dinner I was all "Wanna go back to my place and listen to Off The Wall?" and she didn't know what that meant.
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby saranclaps » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:40 am

How do I get girls to visit my OKCupid profile using minimal effort?
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby mites » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:46 am

hahahaha feral you lameass
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby clockout » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:57 am

imagine if they did

just sitting on his couch listening in silence
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby fatrick » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:02 am

feral wrote:The one date I had from OKC was on the day when Michael Jackson died, and I was really bummed and after dinner I was all "Wanna go back to my place and listen to Off The Wall?" and she didn't know what that meant.


i actually first hooked up with the girl i was just dating for like 5-6 months on the day michael jackson died; it was during the day & it popped onto the news, & all of a sudden, we dove into it

totally off the wall
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby goldsoundz » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:03 am

saranclaps wrote:How do I get girls to visit my OKCupid profile using minimal effort?


be good looking?
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Re: OKCupid stories/tips/rants

Postby chimp_ » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:04 am

trudeau wrote:always exaggerate the quality of your hat
for example if you have a baseball cap say you have a beanie etc.


oh man
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