Official 2012 GOP Primaries Shitshow

[Feech La Manna]

HAIR: BLACK
EYES: BROWN
AGENDA: SECRET MUSLIM

[universe]

Why is this difficult for Romney? His Mormonism?

He is the architect of ObamaCare. He invented it in socialist Massachusetts, and yes, the bill was handed down to him from the angel Moroni.

[darger]

I always love that the angel's name is moroni.

[orange farmer]

And so is the capital of Comoros.

[Beyerstein]

here's a truck stop instead of st peters

[Beyerstein]

is footloose your favorite gi joe

[macseries]

to be fair universe every candidate in this field is fucked because they're fucking retards. even if chris christie decides he's had enough of his little charade, no one likes telling 15% of america that the reason they don't have a job is because they're lazy.

at elast last time they were running against the black guy or the bossy lady; now they're running against the president of the united states.

[orange farmer]

He just happened to be the first GIS result and he was pointing the finger and everything.

[orange farmer]

at elast last time they were running against the black guy or the bossy lady; now they're running against the president of the united states.

The importance of this factor cannot be understated.

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

http://okhenderson.com/2011/04/01/pawlenty-on-tiger-blood-incoherent-obama-foreign-policy-audio/

Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty was a keynote speaker at this evening’s gathering of Iowa College Republicans in Des Moines. The event opened with a College Republican’s joke about Al Gore, Bill Clinton & Barack Obama winding up at heaven’s door on the same day — the punch-line of which was Obama, saying to God, “I believe, sir, that you’re in my chair.”

Pawlenty, once he started speaking, quickly connected with the crowd with references to Charlie Sheen and Lady Gaga.

The moment Pawlenty uttered Charlie Sheen’s name the giggling began. “Now, we may not in this room have ‘tiger blood’ like he does,” Pawlenty began and the crowd laughed. “But we do have something else in common with him. There’s going to be a lot of winning on the Republican side in 2012.” The crowd clapped; a few cheered.

A few moments later, as Pawlenty told the College Republicans Obama had “duped” their generation in the 2008 election, Pawlenty made a cultural reference to another entertainer with whom the crowd is quite familiar. “What the younger voters have figured out this is really a broken relationship. He made soaring promises, set grand expectations. He’s broken those promises. He’s failed to fulfill the expectations. If this was a Lady Gaga song, the relationship between the youth vote and Barack Obama would be ‘Bad Romance,’” Pawlenty said, as the crowd began to react, a bit more slowly than they had at the Sheen reference. “You know what I’m talking about.” The crowd applauded.

[delgriffith]

"You know what I'm talking about"

"Yes, yes, you're right. Let's applaud."

[Mr Spaceship]

heh

[VHGisdead]

reminiscent of

[important dentist]

how many times do you think he used "twitter" or any variation of it in that speech

[Buzz Fledderjohn]

added bachmann to original post in hopes that she actually runs

bachmann v. romney has potential for most loltastic back-and-forth at debates

[sleigh]

"Michele Bachman, I don't know if she is here, she's probably not, she's campaigning in Iowa, organizing in that important caucus state because she's running for President. ...That's really all I have for that joke."

[Zwischenzug]

next summer everyone will be wondering if Santorum is going to be the VP pick.

for posterity

Looks like my Santorum predictions may turn out bad because Bachmann is grabbing all the tea party/evangelical resources: http://politicalwire.com/archives/2011/ ... nning.html

She is also taking in a lot of money.

[murray st.]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/04/us/po ... ml?_r=1&hp

picture for this article is beyond words

[Feech La Manna]

next summer everyone will be wondering if Santorum is going to be the VP pick.

for posterity

Looks like my Santorum predictions may turn out bad because Bachmann is grabbing all the tea party/evangelical resources: http://politicalwire.com/archives/2011/ ... nning.html

She is also taking in a lot of money.

This is fantastic

[Broncobama]

please god let it be bachmann

[Zwischenzug]

More fun bachmann numbers from my reader: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... -carolina/

SC straw poll:
Huck - 23%
Newt - 11%
Bachmann - 10%

Only Huck is not running and most of his voters may go to Bachmann if she wins IA or is the tea party/evangelical candidate coming out of IA.

[FidelityCastro]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/04/us/po ... ml?_r=1&hp

picture for this article is beyond words

She also raised 5 children and 23 foster children, making her especially popular among conservative families.

what the fuck

[Feech La Manna]

I wonder if she "homeschooled" every single one of those poor children

[Feech La Manna]

Her Congressional office has experienced considerable turnover, including five chiefs of staff in the last four years. A former chairman of the Minnesota Republican Party, Ron Carey, resigned after five months in the post. He told reporters in Minneapolis that he would not support her presidential bid, saying, “She’s not going to be an electable candidate for us.”

hahaha

[Feech La Manna]

From the comments:

Lots of people comment on Bachman being stupid, yet she's got a law degree and a masters in taxes.
Jimmy Carter was the smartest president ever, so we were told, before Obama.
How'd that "smartest-president ever" thing work out?

[murray st.]

[BlackSugar]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/04/us/po ... ml?_r=1&hp

picture for this article is beyond words

She also raised 5 children and 23 foster children, making her especially popular among conservative families.

what the fuck

in her defense I heard that all of those 23 foster kids had their very own cage

[macseries]

From the comments:

Lots of people comment on Bachman being stupid, yet she's got a law degree and a masters in taxes.
Jimmy Carter was the smartest president ever, so we were told, before Obama.
How'd that "smartest-president ever" thing work out?

an LLM is a great way to advance your career as a tax lawyer.

[Feech La Manna]

okay, never mind, I didn't realize some people actually call it that

[nakedlunch]

23 kids sounds like a sex farm for sex hookers