this is the story of a girl

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby genghis sean » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:56 am

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a fresh faced 15/16 year old, who will i be, who will i become?

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punk rock thats what!!!

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just hanging with ugly pals (a future trend)

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i don't know what i'm going for here

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i think i just need to go further with this punk shit

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i'm actually 1000x hotter than this guy but neither of us knows it

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we were so young, so wild, so in love

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fuck that guy though, gonna be a tough lesb punk now (changing my facebook "Interested In:" status to say "Men, Women")

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getting tired of this shit

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then one day this douche bag and i fell in love

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lol something wet fell in my crotch

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just me and another douche (a future trend)

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oh right i forgot i have a really pretty face lol

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i think i went too far with that spiky hair before, not too sure if that's the authentic me. i'll just put some metal shit in my face instead.

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still like punk rock/want to be able to get a job

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maybe some circa 2003 highlights and some kitties will help with that

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i feel ridiculous about that punk phase and i don't know where i'll go from here. why am i still with this douche? gotta find the real me.

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i'm of age now, time to hit the club yall!

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no matter what social subculture i'm with i can't seem to avoid ugly friends lol!

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this guy wants you to think we're together but thank fucking christ by all accounts we're not

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gonna round up some homely high school friends and head to costa rica. i like my new look, i'm barely recognizable! (seriously who the fuck am i in this photo)

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costa rica is so great, its full of all the stereotypes i'd hope to find

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this guy knows full well that he's going to bang me tonight

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this is one of my best friends alex! he's head over heals in love with me but the closest he'll ever get to me is in this instance in this photo where he got to feel my bare back. it will be the greatest moment in alex's life. alex is super awesome and all but you think i'd be with him when

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i could be fucking this dreamboat. hahaha look at this parrot! we're so young and at an all-inclusive

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hard to believe i had spikes coming out of my head 14 months ago

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me and my ugly friend from that trip to puerto rico pissing because we don't give a fuck

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i feel so in touch with the world now hanging here with my ugly friend and his rodents. i think i've turned a new leaf. this hippie shit really suits me.

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tree of life tat yall

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at the 4:20 rally (serious!)

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i just realize now, i'm a woman of nature. this is where i belong.

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shit nature is cold in canada lol

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lets just smoke some weed and do some mushrooms

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i'm high on mushrooms right now and pretty fucking adorable

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time for a canoe adventure!

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touching my tits (a future trend) in nature

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some guy on facebook said exactly "you should really take this offline, anyone could copy this and put it all over the web" lol like that'd ever happen

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back to civilization, lookin like a totally different girl, but still in a tree

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and loving the weed

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but i realize, i'm just a girl...

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who loves touching her tits

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and raping my friends (lol we're so wild)

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i have an amazing lower torso + tits but i'm not above hanging out with girls way less than me

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tired of all that hippie shit. i'm going off to university in montreal and its 2009 and i want to look like someone cool from 2005/6.

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this is the photo i submitted for vices' 2010 photo mag.

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i can't avoid being adorable!

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ugly friend rest your head upon my tits

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at a montreal eatery and i ate every crumb!

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the metamorphosis is complete and at 19 i've finally fully self-actualized but i'm not about to abandon my ugly friends from costa rica

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it's december 16th, 2009 and i'm just a girl drinking a guinness
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby new blood, old hat » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:59 am

so you're not in any of those pictures I take it
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Foob » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:00 am

new blood, old hat wrote:so you're not in any of those pictures I take it


he's alex
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby genghis sean » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:01 am

i'm a friend of a friend according to facebook picture viewing permissions
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:01 am

LMAO REAL CRACCERS DONT USE DIY NEWS FEED AGGREGATE SITES REAL CRACCERS DO REAL CRACCER SHIT... GO FISHIN OR SOMETHIN LMAO
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby sadville » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:02 am

get her to board here
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:03 am

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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Eugenics » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:03 am

im the dog in the adorable pics
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby sadville » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:04 am

i'm the mushrooms
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Eugenics » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:05 am

really though, great thread/sad thread
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby fritz » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:05 am

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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby manvstrees » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:05 am

sadville wrote:get her to board here


also, great thread
at least let someone send her a link to the thread
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby handsome brute » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:06 am

honestly expected that to end with porn, and now I don't know whether to laugh or cry
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby baba o rly » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:06 am

who cried a river and drowned the whole world
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Happy Misanthrope » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:07 am

The details mixed with the resentment of (assumingly) getting shunned by the girl in the original post is mezmerising.
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby sunglasses » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:07 am

That was pretty good.
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Savage » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:07 am

pretty amazing stuff there
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby fritz » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:07 am

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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby aeroplane » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:08 am

fuck me
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby sadville » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:10 am

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this one seems like it should be a hallmark card or something
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby kid8 » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:10 am

i'm in love with this girl.
bum bum bum.
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby nenad » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:10 am

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needs more pink floyd. she looks a lot older than 19
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby SynthesizerPatel » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:11 am

this shit was hilarious. She reads like Margot Tenenbaum.
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby fritz » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:11 am

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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby Savage » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:11 am

i really expected cried a river and drowned the whole world too
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby bedroomer » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:12 am

Best thread on new hipinion
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby pitchfork.com » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:12 am

8.6; Best New Thread
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby eunuch » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:12 am

I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS wrote:what the fuck
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:13 am

waht the fuck is going on i cant even comprehenedn
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Re: this is the story of a girl

Postby new blood, old hat » Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:14 am

What happened to the kittens?

Is she just going to ditch those dogs, too?

This is making me really mad.
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