just picturing the "Heathers" of the La Jolla Magnet Performing Arts High School, Kate Hudson, Rihanna, and like Justin Guarini's older sister cornering an impressionable Zooey Deschanel in the girls bathroom.
"who did your mom fuck to get you in here?"
"Good luck getting casting directors to pronounce your stupid name, stupid blue-eyes"
"heard your audition for the talent show, your uncle looks like a molester and your voice sounds like my cat"
Rihanna lights up a cigarette and snaps her fingers, and the other two rush to the door and open it for her.
"better watch it, Zo-ho. If you EVER want to be an IT girl in this town, you gots to play by the rules."
*blows smoke in face and laughs as she walks away*see the life I've haaaaaaad can make a good giiiirl gobaaaaaaaaaaaad