it appears CBS is still having difficulty stopping him

[badhat]

how much time do you think the president of the united states spends in meetings public events and conf calls and debriefings on an average vacation day?

[way to go juan]

im curious as to how the groin area claim developed

[chimp_]

I wish William and Kate were our president and first lady.
The are loving, caring, and humble, always having England's best interest at heart. Even to the point of flying coach to save taxpayer money.

oh fuck me

[orange farmer]

it appears Palin isn't the only American who thinks the monarchy still runs the country.

[delgriffith]

Someone on Facebook just posted the all-time classic atheist professor one. Always laugh so hard when I get to

P.S. That student was EINSTEIN.

[Feech La Manna]

I just saw that one posted with



as the picture

Incredible

[DJBJ]

we can use a human fetus for medical research, but it is wrong to use an animal.

I really like how this person has apparently never heard of lab rats.

[a.m.p.]

p.s. that student was Albert Einstein is going around facebook like crazy right now and i can't stop laughing and then getting sad

[MrDecember]

My father just sent this e-mail to me:

Scary Obituary

In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh ,
had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior:

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent
form of government.
A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can
vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.
From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the
most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally
collapse over loose fiscal policy, (which is) always followed by a dictatorship."

"The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has
been about 200 years.
During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage."
The Obituary follows:

Born 1776, Died 2012
It doesn't hurt to read this several times.

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul , Minnesota ,
points out some interesting facts concerning the last Presidential election:

Number of States won by: Obama: 19 McCain: 29
Square miles of land won by: Obama: 580,000 McCain: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by: Obama: 127 million McCain: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2 McCain: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain won was
mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.

Obama territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in low income
tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..."

Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the
"complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy,
with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached
the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal
invaders called illegal's - and they vote - then we can say goodbye to the
USA in fewer than five years.

If you are in favor of this, then by all means, delete this message.

If you are not, then pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at
stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom..

This is truly scary!
Of course we are not a democracy, we are a Constitutional Republic .
Someone should point this out to Obama.
Of course we know he and too many others pay little attention to The Constitution.
There couldn't be more at stake than on Nov 6, 2012.

If you are as concerned as I am, please pass this along.

[Durham]

What on earth is spiritual faith

[endless dave]

I like that the comparison of things of things won by Obama vs. McCain didn't include, y'know, the amount of people who voted for either

[MrDecember]

I like that the comparison of things of things won by Obama vs. McCain didn't include, y'know, the amount of people who voted for either

i like that the states won count is just blatantly wrong

Obama won 28 states, McCain got 22

[seriesfinale]

I always like the expiration date given: "fewer than five years"

[VHGisdead]

Someone on Facebook just posted the all-time classic atheist professor one. Always laugh so hard when I get to

P.S. That student was EINSTEIN.

ugh, just saw this posted by a sniveling little dipshit I know who's in a good psychology phd program. It took a lot of self control not to post the long response I had typed up, which just wouldn't have been worth it in the end for someone whose identity largely revolves around being a discriminated-against minority in a liberal field

edit: his comment was "one of my favorites, a cogent argument for faith"

[Amblin]

I like that the comparison of things of things won by Obama vs. McCain didn't include, y'know, the amount of people who voted for either

i like that the states won count is just blatantly wrong

Obama won 28 states, McCain got 22

Also interesting is that it is suggesting two states were won by someone else other than Obama or McCain.

[nakedlunch]

I like that the comparison of things of things won by Obama vs. McCain didn't include, y'know, the amount of people who voted for either

i like that the states won count is just blatantly wrong

Obama won 28 states, McCain got 22

well not to mention the count is 2 states short

[nakedlunch]

quick and the dead I guess

[Durham]

you're a day late, lunch

[Feech La Manna]

lol

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/athenian.asp

[Feech La Manna]

poor Joseph Olsen of Hamline University

[Buddy Glass]

I think this is one of the best email ever, But you decide on November 6, 2012.

Best explanation of what is happening in America that I have heard! Please pass this on may actually make folks think!

CAN THE USA SURVIVE GIVEN THE FOLLOWING?

The folks who are getting free stuff, don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff,

because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free

stuff and their own stuff.

The folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop, and the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!

Now... The people who are forcing the people to pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff, that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff, are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff, and giving them the free stuff in the first place.

We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicidesomewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason?The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.

Thomas Jefferson said it best: "The democracy (Republic) will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 235 years ago. The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff. We have one chance to change that On Nov 6th, 2012. Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know it.

ELECTION 2012 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!

Let's take a stand!!!


Obama:Gone!
Borders: Closed!
Language: English only
Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!
NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

We the people are coming
Only 86% will send this on. Should be 100%. What will you do?


------------------------------------
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money". -- Margaret Thatcher

[brent]

FREE STUFF!!

[Buddy Glass]

It's funny how radically different the mental picture of life in our country is for some people. Both my parents think there's just an entire massive class of people who don't work and live easy lives off government money. I asked my mom to estimate what percent of the country was like that and she said something like 30%. Apparently the Democrats' strategy is just to placate this mass of non-working people with money from working people in exchange for their votes.

[universe]

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicidesomewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.

Uh

[Buddy Glass]

So probably right around when Reagan was sworn in

[Dirty Penny]

From: Richard Joe Cubbison <txrangercub@verizon.net>
To:
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: Tale of Two Doctors
Tale Of Two Doctors

Boy, this hits the nail on the head

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care...

In November if He and his Czars get another term we'll all have to find a good vet.

[jewels]

I was kinda hoping the first example was Canada and second was USA, but knew better.

So then it was Obama who introduced the idea of primary care physician.

[grammatron]

I love that they're still pushing this "value to society" death panels bullshit.

[delgriffith]

Bump for dadhat

[bengood]

how has the board not yet crafted a few dozen of these and posted them on survivalist boards or something, waiting to receive them back later from relatives
i think some talented boarders could really knock this out of the park

i actually did this to my crazy old man

we'd always argue about what constitutes "well researched" and he would swear that he understands what is fake online and what isn't. so to prove my point i made something up on a sports board that i know he reads and he called me the next day to tell me he had a hot tip that so and so was getting hired/fired or whatever it was i made up