how many sex partners have you had

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

How many u been wit

1
31
8%
2-5
116
32%
6-10
77
21%
11-15
59
16%
16-20
24
7%
20-30
19
5%
30-50
17
5%
50+
11
3%
ZERO
14
4%
 
Total votes : 368

Postby mites » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:19 pm

well john aren't you special
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby JohnK » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:21 pm

mites wrote:well john aren't you special

Didnt mean it like that. My numbers are very tame considering my age.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:22 pm

so 50% of the people here have had sex with 5 or less people....
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:23 pm

keep in mind, i basically never have sex, but i am nonetheless incredulous
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:23 pm

I answered 50+ in case the board got hacked and the hackers released everyone's data
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:23 pm

gonna go type out some emails about computers see you dorks later
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cooly » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:27 pm

44% 5 and under... fuccin losers
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby fuckles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:28 pm

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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby tricky » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:29 pm

JohnK quit posting in this thread with that signature GOD
Haha, I tricked you to death.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Frank » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:29 pm

I feel like a tramp.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:30 pm

Whatever I put a ring on it.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby atomicbombshell » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:33 pm

i heard your numbers, johnk.
oh! you pretty things
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cooly » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:34 pm

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:Whatever I put a ring on it.

you should cheat on your wife and boost them numbers with some ugly chicks
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Petty » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:34 pm

Funnily enough, my number is also the number of times I've seen Caddyshack. The lord moves in mysterious ways
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby chairkicker » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:35 pm

fuck this thread
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:35 pm

maybe if you see it again you'll get some new sex #cindarellaboy #augusta #gungagaloonga
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby BlackSugar » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:35 pm

for a couple years my number tracked with my age and then I discovered dewey beach and that phenomena went away
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby a-10 warthog champion » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

This thread is definitely in my top five "Do we really need to do this again." topics.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

TomServo wrote:Funnily enough, my number is also the number of times I've seen Caddyshack. The lord moves in mysterious ways

Man this would make me a huge slut.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cooly » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

TomServo wrote:Funnily enough, my number is also the number of times I've seen Caddyshack. The lord moves in mysterious ways

*spends the rest of his life watching caddyshack over and over thinkin about all the pussy he's gonna get*
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:36 pm

for those of you who haven't had sex a lot, have you considered becoming pro athletes?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby mites » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:37 pm

peter will you hire me to order pizzas for you
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cooly » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:37 pm

huh, the amount i've had sex is the same as the number of atoms in the universe that's weird
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby MikeS » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:38 pm

thread is making my self esteem shoot to record heights. Although I am older then the board median. Must stay focused on the the positive though.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Petty » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:38 pm

Every time me and my gf get into an argument I threaten to watch Caddyshack
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby JohnK » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:39 pm

nakedlunch wrote:for those of you who haven't had sex a lot, have you considered moving to Boston?
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:40 pm

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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:40 pm

mites wrote:peter will you hire me to order pizzas for you

Hm, this is not a terrible idea...
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby tricky » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:40 pm

Feeling bad about low numbers is pretty silly, guys.
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