how many sex partners have you had

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

How many u been wit

1
31
8%
2-5
116
32%
6-10
77
21%
11-15
59
16%
16-20
24
7%
20-30
19
5%
30-50
17
5%
50+
11
3%
ZERO
14
4%
 
Total votes : 368

Postby rentboy » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:33 pm

i don't usually like drunk sex, actually. with new friends (aka what you call strangers) or with tried and true blue f-buds

once in a while it is fun to get shitty drunk and just be stupid, as my buddy and i did in ireland. we finished off the bottle of jameson because we were leaving the next day. he wound up putting ice cubes up my ass from the hotel room ice bucket. it was great fun. but those situations are few and far between for me
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Mr Spaceship » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:34 pm

also there's a huge predicament I have occasionally with girls, which is enjoying sex while I'm having it, but not truly wanting the person sexually at other times. It's the worst feeling.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Durham » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:34 pm

Wasn't breads question just mocking Nova's dumb question
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:34 pm

Buddy you should probably go marry that Italian girl.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby robespierre » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:35 pm

its great that we are all having some sexual partners in here
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:37 pm

rents, that's the second time you've mentioned that ice cube story in like a week.

really stuck with you, huh?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:37 pm

Durham wrote:Wasn't breads question just mocking Nova's dumb question


Yeah and now I'm pissed that anybody thought I was actually asking that
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby chimp_ » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:39 pm

Suspension Bridge wrote:
Durham wrote:Wasn't breads question just mocking Nova's dumb question


Yeah and now I'm pissed that anybody thought I was actually asking that


it was pretty funny that some people were like WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME though
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:40 pm

Does anybody here think that perhaps political correctness has gone mad?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Grover » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:41 pm

Yeah, 'cause it's not like that's something that bread would seriously ask in a thread like this.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:41 pm

or wait, maybe I was reading an old rents thread where it was mentioned
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:41 pm

deadwolfbones wrote:Buddy you should probably go marry that Italian girl.


I'd be lying if I said the thought hadn't occurred to me
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby ripersnifle » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:43 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:also there's a huge predicament I have occasionally with girls, which is enjoying sex while I'm having it, but not truly wanting the person sexually at other times. It's the worst feeling.
this is awful, awful, awful.

i wish i had as much sex, and could remember it as vividly as megan boyle: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2010/everyone ... le-humans/
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Platypus » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:44 pm

you're gross as shit if you've fucked a whole bunch of people
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby deep space » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:47 pm

Platypus wrote:you're gross as shit if you've fucked a whole bunch of people


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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby atomicbombshell » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:47 pm

there was a time when i thought i would be the type to fuck lots of people and really enjoy meaningless sex but i am definitely not that kind of a person.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby johnny utah » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:47 pm

what do you consider 'a whole bunch'?

I'd like to see this data interpolated with data regarding the importance of relgion in the upbringing of all polled.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:50 pm

chimp_ wrote:
Suspension Bridge wrote:
Durham wrote:Wasn't breads question just mocking Nova's dumb question


Yeah and now I'm pissed that anybody thought I was actually asking that


it was pretty funny that some people were like WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME though


My only solace

Grover wrote:Yeah, 'cause it's not like that's something that bread would seriously ask in a thread like this.


I can be mean but I don't usually attack unprovoked, and I would not, under any circumstances, actually ask such a pointless and ridiculous question

Telling someone they're an idiot (in so many words) is not the same as making people feel worse about things they already feel bad about for no reason whatsoever
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby bread » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:51 pm

You make me want to strangle myself

MYSELF!!
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:52 pm

Mr Spaceship wrote:also there's a huge predicament I have occasionally with girls, which is enjoying sex while I'm having it, but not truly wanting the person sexually at other times. It's the worst feeling.


This is bad, yeah.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby traced out » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:52 pm

hey guys do you think dying a virgin sucks really bad? like, don't you have a lot of regrets?

also klint is literally the dumbest person on the board
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby tex porneau » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:54 pm

if you're dying a virgin, you are probably uncomfortable enough with yourself that you would have had an equal number of regrets had you had sex before dying
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Grover » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:54 pm

traced out wrote:hey guys do you think dying a virgin sucks really bad? like, don't you have a lot of regrets?

also klint is literally the dumbest person on the board

Listen man, I didn't read the whole thread nor did I catch Nova's question that led to bread's.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Rumpleforeskin » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:55 pm

my most recent interaction bumped me up a bracket, was starting to feel accomplished but just realized Im just older than most of yall.

But it was a first time between us and it was a drunken awkward mess. I had seen her twice and had only found out her last name like a couple days before, (no friends in common) and she calls me all booty call style at like 4:30am and I seriously wrote her name/addr/ph# down and left it on my kitchen counter before I went over because I didn't know if she was going to rufie me and sell my kidneys.

We're supposed to hang out next couple days.

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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Nova » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:56 pm

Luke wrote:Nova, when I posted earlier I meant it as a joke, and I figured it's pretty obvious to everyone, but it's kinda creeping me out that I posted it, so sorry.


It's fine, got you were joking
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Feech La Manna » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:56 pm

Man, Nova's posts in here were like roy's posts in threads about poor people
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Fullscreen » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:57 pm

Nova wrote:
Suspension Bridge wrote:Hey guys does it suck to be miserable I'm just wondering


What's it like to be miserable?

the self-loathing is just exquisite, for starters
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby traced out » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:57 pm

do you guys think people born without sexual organs feel like they're missing something out of life? like beyond their missing sexual organ?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby VHGisdead » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:57 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:Man, Nova's posts in here were like roy's posts in threads about poor people


haha
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby gold and glass » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:03 pm

Guys I've had sexxxxxxxxxxxx

Let me tell you all about it
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