how many sex partners have you had

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

How many u been wit

1
31
8%
2-5
116
32%
6-10
77
21%
11-15
59
16%
16-20
24
7%
20-30
19
5%
30-50
17
5%
50+
11
3%
ZERO
14
4%
 
Total votes : 368

Postby Durham » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:58 pm

I think it was a math joke :|
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Poptone » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:58 pm

ho bag brown wrote:
atomicbombshell wrote:ugh that list was one of the saddest things



The worst part of all:

Oral sex giving to receiving ratio: 9:3


I'd actually be okay with that ratio for myself.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby WAC » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:05 am

Feech La Manna wrote:Man, Nova's posts in here were like roy's posts in threads about poor people


Yes
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:06 am

Probably could've lived without knowing about bug's sex life but I did open the thread
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby captain » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:10 am

thread has made me realize that i have slept with a lot of women, based on the poll results

i think it has made me feel worse about myself
ive been thinkin about my life lately and in short im goin A-WALL
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:11 am

seriesfinale wrote:Probably could've lived without knowing about bug's sex life but I did open the thread



Sorry to be so unremittingly repulsive.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cram » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:13 am

captain wrote:thread has made me realize that i have slept with a lot of women, based on the poll results

i think it has made me feel worse about myself

let us live through you
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby blogger status » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:21 am

i think its safe to assume that people with higher numbers have lower standards

:oops:
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby blogger status » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:23 am

btw you havent lived until you bang a cougar
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby blogger status » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:24 am

also sex is overrated really
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby -☭- » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:24 am

seriesfinale wrote:Probably could've lived without knowing about bug's sex life but I did open the thread



Yeah I think I'm turning off my junk for the rest of 2012.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby -☭- » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:25 am

This is like when I found out about furries.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby moops » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:25 am

of the 6 women i've nailed they've gotten progressively hotter each time... looking forward to my next sexual partner.
what am i doing
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Beyerstein » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:27 am

BlackSugar wrote:hookers shouldn't count

dammit!
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby prunes » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:30 am

pm me any girl board members wanna increase their stats 8-)
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Lucky » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:31 am

haven't had sex in over six months :x


moops wrote:of the 6 women i've nailed they've gotten progressively hotter each time... looking forward to my next sexual partner.


i ennjoyed yr username
screw this
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby captain » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:32 am

cram wrote:
captain wrote:thread has made me realize that i have slept with a lot of women, based on the poll results

i think it has made me feel worse about myself

let us live through you


my number is 22 which i always thought of as "above average", not "way above average"

at least i remember everyone's name?
ive been thinkin about my life lately and in short im goin A-WALL
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Poptone » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:32 am

pootis wrote:
seriesfinale wrote:Probably could've lived without knowing about bug's sex life but I did open the thread



Yeah I think I'm turning off my junk for the rest of 2012.


Perhaps I've done the world a service, then.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby moffett » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:33 am

i cant believe that megan girl has had as much sex as shes had an no one has ever came on her face
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby moffett » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:33 am

we should fix that?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Marigold » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:49 am

I was gonna make some post about how this thread made me think back nostalgically about how silly I was to think that I would never get laid when I was a pretty insecure kid but I just read that Buginarug post and nevermind
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby sordid affair » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:52 am

wow there is some mean, weird stuff in here
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Riverchrist » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:52 am

delgriffith wrote:Is it possible to be "book smart" when it comes to sex?


Spotlight Kid wrote:I read a book about how to be better at performing oral sex on women in high school but I was too embarrassed to buy it so I would just read like a chapter at a time in various bookstores around the city.

it never helped much though
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby beave » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:53 am

an otter wrote:thread's gonna depress beave you guys

thanks bro
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:54 am

We should probably just declare a moratorium on sex threads
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:55 am

Except for maybe Nathan having marathon sex with his wife in the pool

Because that's just good clean fun
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Grover » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:56 am

Marigold wrote:I was gonna make some post about how this thread made me think back nostalgically about how silly I was to think that I would never get laid when I was a pretty insecure kid but I just read that Buginarug post and nevermind

Yeah, definitely all the way up to like 17 I was like, "welp, it's probably just never going to happen for me".
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby macseries » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:58 am

beyerstein wins best post again.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Riverchrist » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:58 am

So this one time, on the fuckstar galactica.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Marigold » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:59 am

I didn't mean that Bug/Poptone's post repulsed me. It's just that I know Bug and I kinda were stuck in the same rut (from reading that post and from boarding past) and his post just kinda obliterated anything I had to say on that.
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