NFL Offseason Official Thread

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby bold man » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:17 pm

if you havent realized that skip bayless is retarded and says that shit just so people say his name yet.... then i dunno
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pissydan » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:26 pm

nakedlunch wrote:tebow on the pats would be interesting

we dont have any christians up here just irish catholics

those chicks would wicked sit on his face.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby SERIOUSLY GUYS » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:33 pm

if tebow is released, he will end up in the arena league
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:34 pm

yeah if tebow comes here he'll see what real whores are made of
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby neuartillery » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:36 pm

bold man, swarms darts wrote:if you havent realized that skip bayless is retarded and says that shit just so people say his name yet.... then i dunno


I am fully aware of all of these facts.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pinkerton » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:43 pm

I was there the first time Tebow cried on camera. Great game.

The Broncos are one of my least favorite teams to watch, can't wait to hear about them 24/7 for the next 48 months.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:55 pm

Bill Simmons is a douche but this made me laugh:

Any time you can dump a QB with mystical powers for a 35 year old guy coming off 4 neck surgeries, you have to do it.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:01 pm

Yeah that made me laugh
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:07 pm

this was like my first prediction to ever actually come true
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Marigold » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:34 am

Garrard to Miami.

Welcome back Alex.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pinkerton » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:01 am

i don't understand why more people don't think the 49ers are completely fine next year with who they have (including re-signing Alex Smith).
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Postby Marigold » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:03 am

I think they'll be fine. Peyton Manning would've been nice, that's all.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby VH Balanced » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:03 am

Marigold wrote:Garrard to Miami.

Welcome back Alex.


They both wanted someone else but are settling for each other. That's just about the most fitting summation of the 49ers during the Alex Smith era you could come up with.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby VH Balanced » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:05 am

Also Shawntae Spencer seems to have landed with the Raiders, which is nice.

attn: Amblin and Jerbear the secondary just got slightly less shitty. Hooray for small victories.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby dcm » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:22 am

i would say los jaguares are pretty dumb if they can get tebow for cheap and they don't do it. he'll at least sell enough tickets/merch to keep that franchise afloat for another year.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:36 am

VH Balanced wrote:Also Shawntae Spencer seems to have landed with the Raiders, which is nice.

attn: Amblin and Jerbear the secondary just got slightly less shitty. Hooray for small victories.


yeah the more i read about Bartell and Spencer the better i feel about the secondary. Assuming they're both healthy, of course.
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Postby s/ns » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:39 am

dcm wrote:i would say los jaguares are pretty dumb if they can get tebow for cheap and they don't do it. he'll at least sell enough tickets/merch to keep that franchise afloat for another year.


Don't they have a new owner who doesn't really care about money?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby edgeev » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:40 am

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby mcwop23 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:01 am

the jaguars franchise is doing fine fiscally and not blacking out

personnel wise...

fucking Khan said he'd make a splash but so far nothing
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Zaminium » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:09 am

the panthers signed Mike Tolbert( http://www.panthers.com/ ) today he played RB in SD but I guess here he would play FB??? Anyway seems like an interesting signing considering the Panthers haven't been able to get a contract extension done with Jonathan Stewart, 2012 is the last year on his current deal. The paranoid fan in me thinks they might be trying to deal him instead of letting his contract run out and he walks away and the Panthers get nothing
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:16 am

Stewart is going to be really good as a feature back somewhere else.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Zaminium » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:20 am

Yeah I will never understand why they extended Williams instead of Stewart. Stewart imo is a much better RB, plus he is younger.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby bold man » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:23 am

Bernie wrote:Stewart is going to be really good as a feature back somewhere else.


roommate is theorizing we realistically could get him for a 2nd and a 3rd next year, id be okay with this
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:25 am

would be glad to have j stewart suit up in green and yellow
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Amblin » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:26 am

I am glad Raiders are adding guys now rather than seeing another cut. Thought I know those were necessary.

Mike Bush is still out there right? Cincy is the favorite for him?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Zaminium » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:26 am

bold man, swarms darts wrote:
Bernie wrote:Stewart is going to be really good as a feature back somewhere else.


roommate is theorizing we realistically could get him for a 2nd and a 3rd next year, id be okay with this



2nd this year, 3rd next year maybe... gotta get at least one this year since we gave CHI a 3rd last year for Greg Olsen.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Bernie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:48 am

Zaminium wrote:
bold man, swarms darts wrote:
Bernie wrote:Stewart is going to be really good as a feature back somewhere else.


roommate is theorizing we realistically could get him for a 2nd and a 3rd next year, id be okay with this



2nd this year, 3rd next year maybe... gotta get at least one this year since we gave CHI a 3rd last year for Greg Olsen.

I feel like we're all in on Richardson at this point. I would love to have Stewart and keep both first round picks though.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby traced out » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:16 am

pinkerton wrote:i don't understand why more people don't think the 49ers are completely fine next year with who they have (including re-signing Alex Smith).

difference between an overwhelming superbowl favorite and a top 5 contender
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby qwerty » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:49 am

will be a fun season. i fuckin love the nfl
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:21 pm

AFC West is going to be a slugfest.
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