Official 2012 GOP Primaries Shitshow

[important dentist]

i was gonna say, that first part does not seem like it would resonate well with his base

[Guy Incognito]

neither does being a thrice married serial philanderer

[Durham]

Alex Wagner, Ryan Lizza, Ben Smith of Buzzfeed
msnbc today is a Shitshow Thread All Star lineup

[universe]

I am in new Orleans, is sick rantorum here?

[Amblin]

universe: http://www.politico.com/2012-election/calendar/

that has where everyone is at what time.

[important dentist]

You win by giving people a choice. You win by giving people the opportunity to see a different vision for our country, not someone who's just going to be a little different than the person in there. If they're going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk of what may be the Etch-A-Sketch candidate for the future.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2 ... at-we-have

obama/santorum 2012

video is great too because you can tell he's already phoning it in on the whole etch-a-sketch thing

[Amblin]

I just read about this website Dial-A-Star [ur]http://www.dial-a-star.com/[/url] where you get to call these D-List celebs and on it you can call this guy who was "Bodyguard to the Stars" for $27.00 a minute, then I was delighted when I visited his website and found:



Should I drop $100 or so on a few minutes of dirt on the Hermanator? How long until Cain does this himself?
http://www.dial-a-star.com/operator.html/7676/Kris-Herzog

[Baby Museum]

no surprise here really.

[Amblin]

ЯEVOLUTION

[Guy Incognito]

korn would appear at ramstein air base

[Juggly D, The Posting Maniac]

i feel like a freak on a leash in obama's america

[lights]

ЯEVOLUTION

Hahah, perfect.

[Bartatua]

New one-word impression poll is out:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/behind-the-numbers/post/one-word-impressions-of-gop-candidates/2012/03/22/gIQA26qXUS_blog.html

Paul garners these top four: “no,” “old,” “libertarian” and “honest,” followed by a tie for fifth place of “crazy,” “good,” “too old” and “OK.”

[sleigh]

If only "good" were "gold"

[sleigh]

I got sick of a seeing a neighbor's Ron Paul sign and stole it the other night by the way

[Amblin]

welp guys, are you ready for the smoking gun video on how one county caucus in Missouri was RIGGED against DR. PAUL!

[roygbiv]

no surprise here really.

"I miss the old days where people were proud of nu-metal"

[carlperkins]

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – At a campaign stop at a firing range, while Rick Santorum was firing off some rounds, a woman shouted, “pretend it’s Obama.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/as-santorum-fires-gun-woman-shouts-pretend-its-obama/

[CudNylon]

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – At a campaign stop at a firing range, while Rick Santorum was firing off some rounds, a woman shouted, “pretend it’s Obama.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/as-santorum-fires-gun-woman-shouts-pretend-its-obama/

the voice sounds exactly as you'd expect.

[Robo-Chachi]

Doesn't Jonathan Davis realize that Ron Paul would likely end ethanol subsidies?

[Amblin]

Doesn't Jonathan Davis realize that Ron Paul would likely end ethanol subsidies?

this one took a second.


bravo.

[Robo-Chachi]

“It’s absurd,” Santorum said of the woman’s outburst when reporters told him about it. “No we’re not pretending it’s anybody but shooting pistols. It’s a very terrible and horrible remark and I’m glad I didn’t hear it or I would have turned around and shot her right in the fucking face."

[the genius king]

It's like we can't even talking about shooting a black man without it being about race.

[sideshow raheem]

New one-word impression poll is out:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/behind-the-numbers/post/one-word-impressions-of-gop-candidates/2012/03/22/gIQA26qXUS_blog.html

Paul garners these top four: “no,” “old,” “libertarian” and “honest,” followed by a tie for fifth place of “crazy,” “good,” “too old” and “OK.”

Newt's is so good

[The Dirty Turtle]

"good" is the only positive term they all share while "crazy" and "idiot" are getting some strong across the board love

[Durham]

Uh.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/vp/46829903#46829903

[fester]

Really hope that dude gets struck by lightning.

[feral]

If there was ever proof of the fact that there is no God, it's that my father has six brain tumors and lung cancer, and this guy probably has a million dollars.

[fester]

GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES!

[macseries]

i mean, say what you will about american evangelicals, they've had a pretty consistent message for the past few centuries.