OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[Felix]

hi clown

[ecto]

i edited my profile to talk about how im good at eating with sriracha and the response has been pretty positive

[clown]

hi Felix

have you met anyone new from OKCUPID lately

[gold and glass]

i edited my profile to talk about how im good at eating with sriracha and the response has been pretty positive

ha

[ecto]

it used to say i was good at angry birds but i stopped playing and took it down

also the number of "what is angry birds?" messages i got was alarming

[gold and glass]

I feel like mentioning sriracha could be the new line

[deadwolfbones]

I feel like mentioning sriracha could be the new line

yo if you want to get ahead of the wave use gochujang

[ecto]

feel like i was the sean parker of the line to felix's mark zuckerberg

[viachicago]

every time i find someone semi attractive on there with a well written profile, i get kind of freaked out and start thinking that they're too good for me

are you afraid of your own farts too? come on man, its just a chick. another human being. who you may not reply to you, who may or may not agree to go on a date with you, who may or may not bear your children, who may or may not divorce you ten years later and take half of your possessions leaving you destitute. but if you go into it with a defeatist attitude then yea youre probably going to have a lousy experience.

[Primary]

Had a real good time on my date last night. First time meeting someone from this site, did not expect it to go well at all. the line

[young opiate]

made an account last night, found out a girl i was actively pursuing irl for awhile there was one of my top matches, deleted account immediately.

[chimp_]

made an account last night, found out a girl i was actively pursuing irl for awhile there was one of my top matches, deleted account immediately.

gotta say i don't understand this reaction at all

[chimp_]

like oh shit, that girl i liked in real life uses this website!? clearly this is not the place for me

[cooly]

like oh shit, that girl i liked in real life uses this website!? clearly this is not the place for me

haha

[young opiate]

nah im just too prone to collartugging and that website would ruin my wardrobe

[young opiate]

doing it right now even

[psycho]

every time i find someone semi attractive on there with a well written profile, i get kind of freaked out and start thinking that they're too good for me

are you afraid of your own farts too? come on man, its just a chick. another human being. who you may not reply to you, who may or may not agree to go on a date with you, who may or may not bear your children, who may or may not divorce you ten years later and take half of your possessions leaving you destitute. but if you go into it with a defeatist attitude then yea youre probably going to have a lousy experience.

i'm a chick

i've never been on a first date with a complete stranger before

[clown]

well there's only one first date, psycho!

[Robo-Chachi]

With that attitude, your collar won't be the only thing you spend a lifetime tugging.

[chimp_]

he means your dick

[viachicago]

every time i find someone semi attractive on there with a well written profile, i get kind of freaked out and start thinking that they're too good for me

are you afraid of your own farts too? come on man, its just a chick. another human being. who you may not reply to you, who may or may not agree to go on a date with you, who may or may not bear your children, who may or may not divorce you ten years later and take half of your possessions leaving you destitute. but if you go into it with a defeatist attitude then yea youre probably going to have a lousy experience.

i'm a chick

i've never been on a first date with a complete stranger before

My bad, but same logic applies and look at it this way, if you're a chick than you're automatically in a position of power regarding the entire thing. No guy is going to be offended if you message them, and if they are who cares. Just some stranger you'll never even think about again who wasnt worth your time to begin with. OK Cupid (and dating in general) is a numbers game, and rest assured the odds are stacked in your favor.

[mites]

does someone want to write my profile for me. I can't be bothered to say anything appealing about myself in there cause like what if they fall for it then I'm gonna feel real bad when they learned they've been had

[fuckles]

well there's only one first date, psycho!

i thought you were bein mean for a sec

[gold and glass]

I'm on my dinner break at work and this couple is on what appears to be a first okcupid date (I actually honestly think every couple who meets here is somehow on a first okcupid date) and good god I suddenly feel better about everything in my life

[gold and glass]

deleting this just cuz! B)

[clown]

just think: these are also probably two of the more normal okcupid daters out there tonight

[SonicBoom]

like oh shit, that girl i liked in real life uses this website!? clearly this is not the place for me

haha

Yeah, a friend of mine popped up in my quiver, I was trying to get with her for a short time, but she went a little manic and I didn't want to go through dating a crazy chick again. I didn't mention it to her, but I found it amusing.

[G_S]

does someone want to write my profile for me. I can't be bothered to say anything appealing about myself in there cause like what if they fall for it then I'm gonna feel real bad when they learned they've been had

if you really felt bad. . .

[gold and glass]

Deleting this just cuz! B)

[clown]

Girl: ...My field was postmodernism actually.
Guy: like TS Eliot?

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