OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[cooly]

if she wants to go on a date with you, she won't forget to schedule a date forever

[ecto]

fury its not too pushy its too pussy

[prunes]

just follow up with her

[Chazzwozzer]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fallonroryhall/

gimme the 90s emo jams
lately: joyce manor, summer vacation, lvl up, ex wife
pizza + mountain dew
all the beer in the world
sci fi/horror



Cooly get it it man, she likes pizza and dew

[cooly]

she's 19 and she looks retarded

[Chazzwozzer]

she's 19 and she looks retarded

some girl messaged me yesterday and asked me how many profiles I had, turns out she had already messaged my brother and thought i was him. heh.

[viachicago]

why is the dew bottle reversed. did she take that photo of herself in the mirror

[Semper Fudge]

19yos with 20 tattoos are the worst fucking things

[black mamba]

what about world hunger or the education gap?

[Dear You]

she's gonna eat that little caesar's hot-n-ready™

gross

[mites]

she's 19 and she looks retarded

cooly you are so full of hate

[7spelledout]

19yos with 20 tattoos are the worst fucking things

I had a girl message me with a lip tattoo. That was something related to a soccer team.

Thanks, rather die alone.

[Semper Fudge]

and inside the lip tattoo is a dumb, but it's invisible and eventually wears away, these fucking kids that use their graduation money pay for sleeves should be fucking euthanized.

[mites]

some girl had a lip tattoo that said pizza and a tattoo on her arm that was from the first beat happening album and I wanted to message her but her inbox was always full.

she was too cool and prettty for me anyway!

[bushwick jill]

i have a lip tattoo

[rivalité]

something related to a soccer team, i hope

[bushwick jill]

it says HIPINION

[Death Naked]

a 91% match responded to my jokey message which always makes me more nervous than sending the initial message

[mites]

you are also not the person who friended me on facebook today

[7spelledout]

It's always a little creepy to me when you meet someone on okcupid and they track down and add you on facebook before the first date.

[sleigh]

holy shit that happens

[7spelledout]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuup. I went on a date with a single mom a few weeks ago. She got super clingy BEFORE I met her and when I ditched on getting back to her she kept texting me for about a week while I was out of town.

[7spelledout]

On our first date she discussed how she wanted another kid.

Like.

Soon.

[bushwick jill]

that is terrifying.

never date again.

[mites]

On our first date she discussed how she wanted another kid.

Like.

Soon.

post/location

[7spelledout]

The thought has crossed my mind.

But nah. Girls are mostly pretty alright.

[gold and glass]

Today my friend told me he knows a girl who has a lip tatto that just says "ADVENTURES."

[mites]

I personally hope they have fun dying alone

[Chazzwozzer]

Today my friend told me he knows a girl who has a lip tatto that just says "ADVENTURES."

sounds like a real tough scrump chick

[Chazzwozzer]

On our first date she discussed how she wanted another kid.

Like.

Soon.

well at least you'll be allowed to go bareback