OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[fury]

im too drunk what is the real "line" besidse my terrible message. but really is "I think you are cute and I think we'd get along. Lets get a drink or even go on date sometime. " THA BAD

[Destroyevsky]

jerk off then decide (what a normal thing is to say)

[fury]

okcupidstupid

[fury]

i dont know/ban me

[fury]

also is that line ok is tha athing destroy

[Destroyevsky]

unleash the fury

[Destroyevsky]

serious answer, at least this is how I do it. All the info in the profile is source material to see if you two have any chemistry. Find something in her profile that catches your eye. Think about what's interesting or how you relate, then craft a message around that.

It's kind of like a tennis warm up. The key is that the message has to be open-ended enough for her to easily return your serve, but with enough spin and force to get her standing on the balls of her feet. That's why the Line--as you will discover when you find it, lol--is so brilliant. It provokes and disarms at the same time. (content-wise it also happens to cut straight to the aspirations and anxieties of the OKC/HPN demographic but that's a different story).

[fury]

im just sort of being stupid and setind shit out onight. i kno the line im just too lazy to find it. my seach apple f is not doing it

[fury]

also search si broken so, like, shit.. haha those commas are shit.

[fury]

i got the LINE. woooo

[fury]

im sending it at chicks who are extrem but too cute for me. that prob wrong

[fury]

like you live in riverside county but i just line doyu

[pocket shepherd]

got a message yesterday from a friend i see almost every weekend. She was just saying hello.

[Zwischenzug]

someone chose you!









SONUS' sister

Wow.

[ecto]

yeah that caught me off guard

[rivalité]

i was this girl's first meetup and she was mine -- that happen to anyone else? it was kinda awkward at first but a good time altogether. last girl i dated was a blind date met through a friend so i was kind of more at ease with the whole thing.

don't know how many more people i'd be interested in meeting though

[dog liver]

really wondering about fury's okcupid inbox today

hope he's alive

[fury]

i sent out 7 messages, one accidentally in all caps. empty so far

[clown]

3 for 3 with 'the line' this week

first time I've used the site in about two months

[prunes]

2nd date with the first girl i've really really liked in forever

[an otter]

i sent out 7 messages, one accidentally in all caps. empty so far

to be fair you sent them all out at some ridiculous time yesterday and it's the middle of the day on a saturday now. go outside.

[Primary]

2nd date with the first girl i've really really liked in forever

hope it goes/went well dude! i did the same thing wednesday. really feelin it, so glad i didnt use the line on her. sent her a msg about taco bell instead. still 100% return with the line though. it is so masterfully crafted.

[Spotlight Kid]

Huh, someone just IMmed me for the first time.

She was pretty ugly tho.

[chapin]

according to the personality thing i'm one of the least energetic and ambitious people on the site. why is this thing so accurate

[Spotlight Kid]

Serious question, how easy do you think it would be to get random OKcupid girls to send me naked pictures?

[Chazzwozzer]

Serious question, how easy do you think it would be to get random OKcupid girls to send me naked pictures?

easier than you would think

[Primary]

Serious question, how easy do you think it would be to get random OKcupid girls to send me naked pictures?

so easy. especially if "random" includes "ugly"

[blogger status]

tinwop guys

[prince polo]

ya it'd be pretty easy to solicit terrible nudes

[Sharmoota]

Ill timing is the worst. Regretting messing things up with the boy. He was too pretty. I didn't even get to fuck him